Silent Omega Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Hm...let me think about it, what would I do if I were to die in 30 days? I'll get back to you in a few days =D *** Hm. Let's see, I will go hunting for females out at night, then rape them all at once in a magical way ._. After that on the 10th day, I would stop raping and I would go waste all mah money on a new laptop, and destroy my current laptop with my new one in anger. After that, I'd be bored and sleep until the 25th day. For the 4 days, Ima go be a stalker and find where Dark lives and jabronislap him for no apparent reason. (Don't hate me dark =O) After that, on mah last day, Ima go tell everybody that I'm no longer a virgin, made a few girls pregnant, and die with shame honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Eh, would probably walk around Miami with an AK-47 doing a random killing spree. While listening to Viva la Vida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 RAEP TIEM!Hawt teenage celbrities such as selina gomez BEWARE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'd get laid. A lot. That is not a troll post' date=' I'm being serious.[/quote'] WIN WIN WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Hm...let me think about it' date=' what would I do if I were to die in 30 days? I'll get back to you in a few days =D *** Hm. Let's see, I will go hunting for females out at night, then rape them all at once in a magical way ._. After that on the 10th day, I would stop raping and I would go waste all mah money on a new laptop, and destroy my current laptop with my new one in anger. After that, I'd be bored and sleep until the 25th day. For the 4 days, Ima go be a stalker and find where Dark lives and jabronislap him for no apparent reason. (Don't hate me dark =O) After that, on mah last day, Ima go tell everybody that I'm no longer a virgin, made a few girls pregnant, and die with [s']shame[/s] honor. Slap me? I do not hate you; I feel honored. I'd get laid. A lot. That is not a troll post' date=' I'm being serious.[/quote'] WIN WIN WIN! inorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Hm...let me think about it' date=' what would I do if I were to die in 30 days? I'll get back to you in a few days =D *** Hm. Let's see, I will go hunting for females out at night, then rape them all at once in a magical way ._. After that on the 10th day, I would stop raping and I would go waste all mah money on a new laptop, and destroy my current laptop with my new one in anger. After that, I'd be bored and sleep until the 25th day. For the 4 days, Ima go be a stalker and find where Dark lives and jabronislap him for no apparent reason. (Don't hate me dark =O) After that, on mah last day, Ima go tell everybody that I'm no longer a virgin, made a few girls pregnant, and die with [s']shame[/s] honor. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I would kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I really don't know. Usually I have an idea, but I really don't know. I wouldn't tell anyone that this was going to happen. Wait, now I know! Get on a plane, hijack it (that's gonna be hard...), get the passengers to saftey, then shoot right into one of 3 places: -Tokyo - World War 3-Bermuda Triangle - So that they have another mystery on their hands-(If I somehow got a Nuke)Antartica - So that Global Warming can start quicker. I'd tell the girl I plan to go out with when I'm older (I made a promise, so no flirting until 15 or 16) that I like her. Also tell my sister that I love her and she's the best sister in the world. (She's only 4, it would be very painful to see you big brother die.) All before I hijack the plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I would kill myself. Kill youself the first day of your 30 days or at the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Buy a lot of condoms in preparation for my 72 virgins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Buy a lot of condoms in preparation for my 72 virgins. Make sure you store them in your soul; that's the only thing that goes to heaven. Yep, you got no body in heaven. How souls are supposed to have sex, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Why do people say theft? You won't have time to spend the money anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 RAEP RAEP RAEP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Rape is fine because you can get some enjoyment out of it and there will be no reprimands. But theft? What are you going to do with the money, burn it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Who said that they would only thieve money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Well, what are you going to steal that would be useful to you for 30 days? Maybe money to actually buy food and live those 30 days out. And a gold chain to look pimp. But everything else is useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissidia Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 First 5 days, shoplift al game stores and get my fav games.Next 2 days, play them.Next 20 days, spend time with my girlfriend.Finaly, during the last 3 days, EVERY SCHOOL IN PRINCE WILLIAM BETTER HAVE BACKUP FUNDS TO REBUILD!!! Cus I'd bomb da hell out of all schools in PWC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 First 5 days' date=' shoplift al game stores and get my fav games.Next 2 days, play them.Next 20 days, spend time with my girlfriend.Finaly, during the last 3 days, EVERY SCHOOL IN PRINCE WILLIAM BETTER HAVE BACKUP FUNDS TO REBUILD!!! Cus I'd bomb da hell out of all schools in PWC.[/quote'] What about food and water? Steal money to pay for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Probably just spend as much time as I could with my Family, Friends, and Girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Probably just spend as much time as I could with my Family' date=' Friends, and Girlfriend.[/quote'] A bit off topic, but would you tell them you were going to die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 If i were to die in 30 days, i would do one thing only, I'd hijack a plane with a good supply of bombs and fly over the state of Massachusetts bombing the whole states and killing everyone in it. Then i'd happily die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Bohner Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 It'd be 110% epic, dude... first off, I wouldn't tell anyone. Then, I'd rob a bank, scoring millions of dollars (even if I don't succeed, I'm dead within the month), and stash my fortune somewhere noone would expect it to be (i.e. rolled up into $10,000 wads in the battery areas of all of my electronic devices), streak through down-town Manhattan while masturbating, then, the next Sunday, show up to a church service, dressed in a devil costume, booing the preacher, and finally, on my last day, I'd call my immediate friends and family to my apartment, where I'd be bedridden, and, when my time was about to expire, I'd say,"I left three million dollars under the..." and fade out. It'd be so funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissidia Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 First 5 days' date=' shoplift al game stores and get my fav games.Next 2 days, play them.Next 20 days, spend time with my girlfriend.Finaly, during the last 3 days, EVERY SCHOOL IN PRINCE WILLIAM BETTER HAVE BACKUP FUNDS TO REBUILD!!! Cus I'd bomb da hell out of all schools in PWC.[/quote'] What about food and water? Steal money to pay for it? No..just eat out of my pantry. XD I have food in their. I also have water to drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 If i were to die in 30 days' date=' i would do one thing only, I'd hijack a plane with a good supply of bombs and fly over the state of Massachusetts bombing the whole states and killing everyone in it. Then i'd happily die.[/quote'] Unfortunatley for you, the day you are going to do that I'll be in another country, and when I come back I'll find you dead and throw a party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerlinX Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I would to the house of the girl I like' date=' tell her how much I care about her, and that I couldn't live without her (it's actually true,) take her to see a movie, enjoy my first kiss with her, ask her to runaway with me (lets face it, her dad wouldn't let her go camping with me,) spend a night under the stars with her, and even though I'm 12, I'd ask her to bear my child (face it, if you haven't yet, you'd probably do the same thing,) spend the rest of my days with her, drive her to a hospital on my last day, and hope that the rest of her life goes perfect (except for the fact that she'd most likely be very upset that I died.) [/quote'] That's what I'd do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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