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f*** picard

kirk rules

 

Kirk is better' date=' but Picard is a boss, don't diss. The point of that picture was to prove you're a dumbass, which you are. ;P

 

she has white hair

she has small boobs (but still good enough)

she told me about what she did for fun one time

she might be as tall as me

 

This =/= Proof. Idiot.

 

i'm 13

millenniumchimney is 14

hikari is 15

 

This is the internet.

 

You're not 13, your a 35 year old Mexican fat guy. >.> He's not 14, he's a 45 year old HIV infected male. She's a he and he is not 15. 40 years old, fat, most likely gay and a pedophile.

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f*** picard

kirk rules

 

Kirk is better' date=' but Picard is a boss, don't diss. The point of that picture was to prove you're a dumbass, which you are. ;P

 

she has white hair

she has small boobs (but still good enough)

she told me about what she did for fun one time

she might be as tall as me

 

This =/= Proof. Idiot.

 

Holy sheet. Hikari is the girl in Mia's sig. :O

 

i'm 13

millenniumchimney is 14

hikari is 15

 

This is the internet.

 

You're not 13' date=' your a 35 year old Mexican fat guy. >.> He's not 14, he's a 45 year old HIV infected male. She's a he and he is not 15. 40 years old, fat, most likely gay and a pedophile.

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hold up

she can't be a pedo because she never asked me to see her (because i can run away from home at anytime she knows that) and she's always helpful because i went crying to her when my first cards got bad ratings and she told me something

it doesn't matter what they think

if you like your cards then that's all that matters

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Holly funk.

 

Shut the hell up.

 

I'd bet my semen you use Habbo Hotel.

 

Whether she's a girl, man-beast, flying Griffin or Asian doesn't differ the fact that you are, in all essence, oceans apart. Even if you're not and she's lying about 'her' location, then good for you for stumbling into a Pedo-trap. What you are doing, is merely trying to convey a life you don't realistically have over a virtual, anonymous and thus manipulative world, the internet.

 

You don't like her. You don't desire her. Nor does this other man truly feel as if he'll hurt you for approaching her.

 

All this is, is compensation for what you lack elsewhere.

 

But no matter how much you post, no matter how dramatic things become, no-one is going to care.

 

Unless your penis were to become a tentacle or something. Man, that'd be awesome.

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tsk tsk tsk

you haven't read those myspace stories yet huh

 

whitin knowing [that user] for 3 days he was asked to meet him in [censored for legal reasons] park where he was kidnapped' date=' molested & murdered [/quote']

pedos always do that

so if hikari is a pedo wouldn't she have asked me to come see her by now

 

and millenniumchimney is indeed threating me to not hit on hikari [hikarixftw] but i have an advantage because i'm 13 and i'm 248 pounds of man

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Holly f***.

 

Shut the hell up.

 

I'd bet my semen you use Habbo Hotel.

 

Whether she's a girl' date=' man-beast, flying Griffin or Asian doesn't differ the fact that you are, in all essence, oceans apart. Even if you're not and she's lying about 'her' location, then good for you for stumbling into a Pedo-trap. What you are doing, is merely trying to convey a life you don't realistically have over a virtual, anonymous and thus manipulative world, the internet.

 

You don't like her. You don't desire her. Nor does this other man truly feel as if he'll hurt you for approaching her.

 

All this is, is compensation for what you lack elsewhere.

 

But no matter how much you post, no matter how dramatic things become, no-one is going to care.

 

Unless your penis were to become a tentacle or something. Man, that'd be awesome.

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Ive never seen this kind of pwnage in a single post before.

+Rep.

 

supersepiroth, seriously GTFO, nobody cares about your story with a fat 40 year old pedo.

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tsk tsk tsk

you haven't read those myspace stories yet huh

 

whitin knowing [that user] for 3 days he was asked to meet him in [censored for legal reasons] park where he was kidnapped' date=' molested & murdered [/quote']

pedos always do that

so if hikari is a pedo wouldn't she have asked me to come see her by now

 

and millenniumchimney is indeed threating me to not hit on hikari [hikarixftw] but i have an advantage because i'm 13 and i'm 248 pounds of man

 

Oo

 

Im 14 and exactly half your weight.

 

Have you tried friends outside instead of having internet friends? Those are cool ya know.

 

Also, dumb problem, id just....well....I wouldnt be fighting over internet dates. :/

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