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i don't have msn

i have:

twitter http://twitter.com/kingofallgames

myspace & facebook
please follow me i need the ego boost right now
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I'll tell you right now, you can't score girls with names like "kingofallgames".
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Thats true.
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40 year old pedos disguised as japanese girls don't count...
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i don't have msn

 

i have:

 

twitter http://twitter.com/kingofallgames

 

myspace & facebook

please follow me i need the ego boost right now

 

I'll tell you right now' date=' you can't score girls with names like "kingofallgames".

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What if it was a troll who acted like a girl? You are still getting a girl, albeit the real person is a man.

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only on twitter i'm under that name.... btw look at my followers list

on “myspace” & “facebook” search “????” or “sepiroth extremes” you might find me

 

 

i have found something that says millenniumchimney messed with one of hikari's (hikarixftw's) friends

 

i don't care what dey are especially millenniumchimney da way he treated me wasn't right

so that's why therealjoeywheeler closed his youtube account


so let me get this straight you said you wanted some girl you met on youtube to bear your baby? So even if she didnt have a boyfriend you deserved to get slapped right in the face.:x

 

now right there finally a comment on what started all this

plus-rep for you

 

so anyway if i was going to die i would definitely ask hikari (hikarixftw) to bear my child (because she might accept to do that if i were dying)

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only on twitter i'm under that name.... btw look at my followers list

on “myspace” & “facebook” search “????” or “sepiroth extremes” you might find me

 

 

i have found something that says millenniumchimney messed with one of hikari's (hikarixftw's) friends

 

i don't care what dey are especially millenniumchimney da way he treated me wasn't right

so that's why therealjoeywheeler closed his youtube account


so let me get this straight you said you wanted some girl you met on youtube to bear your baby? So even if she didnt have a boyfriend you deserved to get slapped right in the face.:x

 

now right there finally a comment on what started all this

plus-rep for you

 

so anyway if i was going to die i would definitely ask hikari (hikarixftw) to bear my child (because she might accept to do that if i were dying)

 

DUDE!

hikari is a MAN, men can't bear children.

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I think you should hit on her for kicks. Everything else was just "BLArghaghagrrakjwg" so I didn't read it.

 

I mean hell, you're 13, the best he could do is give you a sore arm. If she's interested he has a crisis of confidence and you start banging his gf, if not, nothing changes.

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Also' date=' you could technically sue him for harassment, so go ahead and hit on her*. :3

 

*Assuming Hikari is a girl.

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This. Sueing heals everything.

 

Hit on her. If you get hurt badly, sue him. If not, go up to Hikari and tell her/him that her boyfriend is mean and punches his friend for no reason at all.

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tsk tsk tsk

you haven't read those myspace stories yet huh

 

whitin knowing [that user] for 3 days he was asked to meet him in [censored for legal reasons] park where he was kidnapped' date=' molested & murdered [/quote']

pedos always do that

so if hikari is a pedo wouldn't she have asked me to come see her by now

 

and millenniumchimney is indeed threating me to not hit on hikari [hikarixftw] but i have an advantage because i'm 13 and i'm 248 pounds of man

 

Good then one fat pedifile guy get another big fat pedifile guy. /thread.

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[quote='Azmodius' pid='3000917' dateline='1253452116']
[quote='supersepiroth' pid='3000435' dateline='1253441263']
i don't have msn

i have:

twitter http://twitter.com/kingofallgames

myspace & facebook
please follow me i need the ego boost right now
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I'll tell you right now, you can't score girls with names like "kingofallgames".
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What if it was a troll who acted like a girl? You are still getting a girl, albeit the real person is a man.
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But...But names like that DO atract men.[hr]
sepiroth extremes won't get them either.
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nithier me or millenniumchimney has heard from hikari (hikarixftw) for 5 days and we are worried because she's never like this

 

I sent her a message on youtube' date=' linking her to this thread :/

Her BF isn't gonna tell her a thing, you are going to tell her everything though.

Enjoy.

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i highly doubt that you could send her a message because you gotta be her friend first and ya have to have a youtube account and if your telling the truth then insult me on my channel comments

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