Card Review: M/-\sked Chopper

[Blaze Pyro]

You all seem to hate this card but has anyone thought about using this with Reptillianes. They make your opponnents monsters attacks 0 s they are weak enough. Have a couple of Wabokus or Hearts of Clear Waters and in like 4 turns you're done.

[burnpsy]

You all seem to hate this card but has anyone thought about using this with Reptillianes. They make your opponnents monsters attacks 0 s they are weak enough. Have a couple of Wabokus or Hearts of Clear Waters and in like 4 turns you're done.

 

4 turns after set-up is too slow.

[~Oleon~]

4 turns = Too slow, as said.

1 Turn with nooby cards = Unpreffered, but better.

 

It's actually fact. Nooby cards is what we hate, and hardly ever use, but most of them are extremely OPed. What annoys me is the fact that they are stronger than some of the 'decent' cards we use.

[CrabHelmet]

@Crab: Pathetic - or cleverly bringing people in?

LEIK U.

 

I love it when people who get called out on being idiots suddenly pretend that they were being satirical all along or something similar. It's sort of like how everyone who has ever been Retsupurae'd has since claimed that they were intentionally making a bad Let's Play as a cunning trap and blah blah blah you're not fooling anyone.

 

Really? *e-stalks*

 

... Well' date=' I haven't. Looks like random jank techs where the key to making them is "cutting your losses". I mean, you can't just splash in 3 Winged Kuribohs into a lightsworn deck and call it a 43 card "Winged Kuribohsworn" deck.

 

I mean, well you can but when the obvious deck fix is "stop running stupid crap for the sake of a gimmick" then you're just... running stupid crap for the sake of a gimmick. I mean, I'm all for trying to be a special little butterfly or whatever fruity crap they teach 4 year olds in kindergarten but when you're just being an idiot for the sake of standing out I can't say I have much respect for you.[/quote']

 

This is why Hamon is completely worthless: the best Hamon deck is one that uses Crystal Beasts, and the best Crystal Beast deck is one that doesn't use Hamon. Thus, the processes of improving a Hamon deck can only result in removing Hamon.

 

This is also why deckbuilding contests based on things like "Build me a deck based on Felgrand Dragon!" or some other bad card generally include a clause requiring the bad card in question to actually be integral to the deck's win condition, since otherwise the most effective entry would probably be just throwing three copies of the bad card into a meta deck and taking the three dead draws as a cost for using a deck that is otherwise effective and doesn't rely on garbage.