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Alex DeLarge

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Dating at 11?

 

Screw it. I'm 10' date=' and I've already had 4 girls have a crush on me. I've been in two relationships.

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On the internet, so has everyone else.

 

Hahah-No.

 

Honestly, I'm not that much of an idiot.

I don't remember calling you one.

 

My point was, anyone who does that is an idiot with no social life.

 

Sorry, thought I was obvious.

Then 90% of the internet is an idiot. Which is probably true.

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by taking things seriously I mean scenarios like this:

 

we were talking about sweatshops and this happened:

 

TEACHER: this is horrible! Why on earth do people let this kind of things happen?

 

ANNOYING GIRL A FEW STEATS AWAY FROM ME: spastics!

 

A few people in the class laugh, the annoying girl gets sent out and, horror of horrors, she starts shouting. the usual lines like,"What did I do-ah!?!?" or,"gosh" and the obvious line,"OH MAH DAYS-AH MAN!!!" But usually a huge combination of the three.

 

 

Whenever stuff like this happens, I am the only one who has the dignity to facepalm at the sheer stupidity that they seem to think is intelligence...

 

And ya know what's the worst part? ya know what's the worst f**king part? THEY DON'T WANT ANY OF IT!!! Whenever I actually have the time to try and point out their immaturity. I get scilenced with a very quick,"shut up." One poor unfortunate soul(see what I did there?) even told me to speak in slang because he couldn't understand my posh talk.... faceplam, just, just facepalm. I sometimes have fantasies of going up to these people, killing them, tearing them to peices and throwing every piece into a fire( I am on a roll with the obscure references today!).Thee fantasies also include blood spewing... and me drinking it. I am one messed up dude.

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First' date=' let me get one thing straight, you do not have to be old to post in this thread, with that said, let's get started. I seem to be the only one who's worried about the state of my class, I feel different. Here's why:

 

1. I don't have a facebook account at 12

 

2. I actually pay attention to the age ratings

 

3. I don't have a mobile phone at 12

 

4. I don't use slang exessively

 

and last, but most important of all:

 

5. I ACTUALLY TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!!!!!!

 

I'm not joking, I can't go 2 minutes in my class without someone making an offansive and unfunny remark, and this goes on throughout THE WHOLE F**KING SCHOOL. I am about to tare my hair out with frustration. If you are similar, then please tell me so that I know that I am not alone.

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1. No

2. No!!!!

3. No

4. Proper english forever

5. Not really but my permanent poker face helps me get by.


People at my school think lolcats are funny' date=' think saying epic fail make them the coolest people evar, are complete morons, and are all drama queens.

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this is the exact reason i ditch most people and go to the classroom where all the Yugioh peeps are. lol

 

As for youngsters datin', using Facebook, being whores, etc. it's just the reality of a new generation having too much freedom, which can be both good and bad. Thus, lil versions of classy women and pimpin' daddies are born :D along with brand new ideals and morals... o_o kinda scary, but the teens (17-20) mostly turn conservative, wishing it to turn back the way it was lol

 

remember when "hanging out" meant listening to your old cd collection with your girlfriend? now it's "having sex with the girl you met two days ago because you believe she's the only girl you'll ever love, and feel that this strong connection means that you two are soulmates" o_O where did it go haywire? lol

 

It's just going to get worse.

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Ok people here is my rants

 

1.)Why do people think that order to be a man, you have to have sex but I think you are a man when you are mature.

 

2.)5 years old to 11 years old don't need boyfriends/girlfriends, they are too young to be in-love with someone.

 

3.)5 years old to 11 years old don't need cell phones

 

4.)10 years old don't need to go on facebook and not old enough to know that if someone is a bad person.

 

5.)Why does High School have to all about drama like if a girl broke up with a boy and then it is the next big thing that starts fights and what not.

 

6.)Why do girls think they are fat when they look hot or nice, girls don't have to look hot to get notice but because of men that like girls that look like modals but the modals they see are on TV and books but they are fake and don't look like that in real life and girl think that they have to look like that.

 

I will post more but I stop for now.

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