{Shaepsnatch+~KG~+Cool People}Cards that make you do things{Bowtie+Klavier+Anyone really.}

[Brandon Michael Geren]

[spoiler=My stuff.]

Emo Nazi Destruction [EXPLICIT]

Normal Spell.

Open a web browser and type the following url: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMfkLykm6gI&feature=related. Your opponent must watch the video with you. If he/she laughs, you win the duel. If he/she does not laugh, you lose the duel. If he/she tries to stifle a laugh because he/she knows the effect of this card, chain your opponent to his/her chair and kill him/her by relentlessly papercutting his/her neck until it falls off.

 

Pepsi FTW

Normal Spell

Pour Coke on your opponent's head. Then, the opponent must buy you a Cherry Pepsi, because it tastes so much better.

 

I Can has Size 8 Nao?

Normal Spell

Guess your opponent's shoe size in US Sizes. If you guess right, destroy all of your opponent's monsters.

 

 

 

I'll trade my Needle Ceiling for your Infernity Barrier!

Normal Spell

Offer your opponent a trade. If he/she says no, call a judge over and declare an insane ruling. The judge must say that you are right.

 

The Despair Urdog'sanus

Counter Trap

Throw a bag full of dog droppings at your opponent. Negate the effect of the card he/she just played.

 

Shapesnatch FTW

Quick-Play Spell

Pull a Shapesnatch from your pocket and place it on the field. It can attack twice this turn and returns to your pocket during the end phase.

 

 

[spoiler=Laevatein]

Poker Face

Continuous Spell Card

Your opponent must keep Poker Face and can't say anything. If they change their expression or say something, remvoe from play all cards in their hand, their side of the field and in their Graveyard.

 

Facepalm

Continuous Spell Card

Once per turn, while this card is in your hand, you can draw 3 cards. If you do, your opponent can facepalm themselves. If they do, they gain 2000 Life Points.

 

YCM Knowledge

Normal Spell Card

Your opponent must name 10 most popular YCM members. If they don't, their Life Points become 100. If they do, this card's effect is negated.

 

Garlic Hardcore

Normal Trap Card

Your opponent must eat 10 bulbs of garlic at once, without drinking. If he/she cannot, double your Life Points and draw 2 cards. If he/she does, send all monsters from your Deck to the Graveyard

 

In dedicated deck - both effects are win.

 

Demotivation

Normal Spell Cards

Go to website www.demotivators.ru and select 1 demotivator. You're opponent must guess what it means (he/she cannot use translator or dictionary) If he/she guess right, remove from play all card in your hand, Deck, Graveyard and field from play. If he/se guess wrong, add 2 card from your Deck to your hand

 

 

 

That hurt!

Normal Spell Card

Hit your opponent. If he/she hits you, draw 2 card. If not, hit him/her again. You can use this effect up to 3 times.

 

 

BROOKLYN RAGE~!

Normal Spell Card

Turn on http://www.youtube.com and search video "BROOKLYN RAGE~!". Sing whole song. If you manage to sing it right, destroy all cards your opponent controls. If not, your Life Points become 100.

 

 

[spoiler=-Griffin made some]

|Five Minutes, I Promise|

|Spell Card|

|Put down all cards. Play a match of Flash Duel, then continue the duel. The winner draws 1 card and gains 1000 Life Points. The loser discards 1 card and loses 1000 Life Points.|

 

|Spell|

|You know, why not just go play Yomi?|

|Both players figure out that Yugioh isn't actually that good for competitive play, and the game is made just to get Konami money. Both players give up the game and go to play something designed for competitive play that doesn't suddenly get turned on its head three times a format, the end of which is always dominated by insane OTK Decks which everyone must wait a banlist to end.|

 

|Silent Bird|

|Level 4/2000 ATK/1000 DEF/Winged-Beast/WIND|

|This card cannot be Normal Summoned or set. You can Special Summon this card from your hand, Graveyard, or pocket whenever you want, you do not announce this. If your opponent notices you Summon this card, it is removed from play.|

 

|The Ultimate Pundown|

|Field Spell|

|When a monster declares an attack, its controller can make a pun to increase that monster's ATK by 1000. Once per turn, a player can make a pun to increase their Life Points by 1000. If a player makes a bad pun through an effect of this card, they take 1000 damage. If there is no agreement if a pun was good or bad, slap the opponent and make another one.|

 

|Mime Duel|

|Normal Spell|

|Draw 1 card. You cannot draw other cards by card effects during this turn. For as long as this card is in the Graveyard, when a player says something they lose the duel. If a player cannot make an action clear without saying something, they cannot make the action.|

 

 

[spoiler=Cake's cards]

Game within a Game

Normal Spell

Activate only while you are playing in a card shop. The current duel is on pause. Both players buy a premade deck of the same game and play 1 round/duel of that game. The winner of that game is treated as winning 1 Duel in the current Match. If a winner of the Match is declared due to this game, the current Duel ends immediately. Your opponent cannot negate the activation and/or of this card if either player cannot get a refund on their premade deck.

 

AWW HELL NAW!

Counter Trap

Activate when your opponent activates the only card in their hand. Negate the card and remove it from play. If your opponent activates a card to negate this card, you can negate the activation and effect of that card by yelling "HELL NAW!" at your opponent. This effect can be activated multiple times during a chain.

 

Sheer Logic

Equip Spell

This card can only be equipped to an Effect Monster. Ignore any rulings that affect the equipped monster's effects.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Armadilloz]

Alright, so hows this for the current hype?

 

Yet another Six Samurai - Eshnishnshsnsh -DARK-

Lvl7

[Warrior/Effect]

If you control any monster that looks like a samurai, you can Special Summon this card. Konami is really bad at achetype design. So feel free to punch yourself in the face. And while your at it, you can punch the opponent in the fact.

2000 ATK / 1000DEF

 

Sixth Sword - X-Samurai -FIRE-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can burn the opponents deck if its full of samurai cards.

1000ATK / 0DEF

 

Samurai Knife-G - Shein's overpriced butler -EARTH-

Lvl5

[Warrior/Effect]

When this card is Summoned, you can activate 1 "Mass Driver" from any source in which you can find said copy. As long as you control a "Mass Driver", you can Summon this card to your side of the field. The opponent cannot complain how broke this card is, as they obviously aren't cool enough to understand why samurais are meta-worthy.

500ATK / 500DEF

 

Six Samurai X-Saber - Flying Hippo -WIND-

Lvl2

[Warrior/Effect]

The opponent is allowed to slap you for playing such a bogus card. Blame Konami.

0ATK / 0DEF

 

Flying Circus Samurai Dude - Ran Ran Ruuu -LIGHT-

Lvl1

[Warrior/Effect]

You can tribute 1 "Sixth Sword - X-Samurai" to Special Summon this card. The original ATK of this card is increased by the number of burnt samurai cards x1000. If this card declares an attack, and the opponent activates a Spell, Trap, or monster effect, you can flip the table and watch the cards go flying.

0ATK / 1000DEF

 

A Visit from Prof Oak -Spell-

After activation, you can replace this card with a Pokemon TCG Base-Set "Prof. Oak" card. If the opponent claims you are cheating, just ignore him.

 

Imakuni?'s lawjik -Spell-

If a card you control would be removed from the field by an opponent's card, just throw that card across the room and pretend it never happened.

 

Forced Rage-Quit -Trap-

If the opponent's field contains more then 3 cards, you can activate this card from your hand or deck if you are playing on a card table. Flip the table and force a draw.

 

10$ Please -Spell-

The opponent gives you 10$. If he/she cannot, Remove from play all cards on his/her side of the field. If this card is in your Graveyard during your Draw Phase, you can add this card t your hand instead of conducting your Draw Phase. The activation and effect of this card cannot be chained to.

 

McDonalds > Yugimonz -Quick-Play Spell-

The current game results in a tie. Both players then go over to the nearest McDonads and and order something from its menu. Or just pick one of there specials that consists of like a big mac + large fry + large coke.

 

Dew from the Mountains -Counter Trap-

Chain this card to the activation of a Spell, Trap, or effect monster effect, and negate the activation and effect of that card and destry it. The opponent can negate the effect of this card by buying you a Mountain Dew. Drinking it during your turn doesnt count twords your turn's time limit. The activation and effect of this card cannot be chained to.

 

Water Bowl -Trap-

Throw water from a large bowl onto the opponent's side of the field. If any of there cards are damaged by this water, blame him for not protecting his cards well enough.

 

Someone named Armadilloz -FIRE-

Lvl6

[Rock/YCM]

This card is also treated as a WIND-Attribute, and a Zombie-Type, and a Thunder-Type.

Once per turn you can Special Summon a Pokemon TCG Stormfront "Drifblim" from the nearest card store/pack/binder. If you cant find any, request that someone give you one. The monster Special Summoned by this effect is treated as a level 6 WIND-Attribute Zombie-Type and has 3000ATK and DEF.

1000ATK / 1000DEF

 

 

Cake Making Action -Spell-

When this card is activated, the current duel is on pause. Select and activate 1 of the following:

•Ask someone who knows how to make a cake, to make a cake. You must buy all ingredients for said maker.

•Get you and your friends to make a cake, while asking someone els to supply ingredients.

The duel continues after you have eaten a cake. Please, take your time. Enjoy the cake. Its a rare chance that someone lets you make a cake during a duel.

 

 

[spoiler=JoshIcy]

|Ace Jackpot|

|Warrior/Effect/Light/Level 2|

|0/0|

|Whenever you flip a coin, you may keep flipping it until you get the desired result. Increase the ATK of this card by 1000 x the number of times you flipped a coin this turn.|

 

|Religious Intolerance|

|Continuous Spell|

|When your Opponent plays a move you do not agree with, cite a verse from your Religious Text that may or may not prove you correct, and send it to your Opponents Deckbox. This card cannot be negated, destroyed, or removed from the field.|

 

 

[spoiler=King Crouton]

Bump this Thread Up!

Spell Card

Yell "BUMP!" as loud as possible, then select 1 card from your deck and put it on top of your Deck.

 

 

Cardboard Box Trick

Trap Card

When your opponent summons a monster, grab a cardboard box, and place it on top of your field. Your opponent cannot see your cards.

 

Jigsaw's Game

Field Spell

During each player's End Phase, both players must give themselves as many paper cuts with one of their cards as possible in 1 minute. The player with less paper cuts takes 1000 damage.

 

Liberal Outrage

Spell Card

Inflict 1000 x the number of times Keith Olbermann on MSNBC calls someone a racist, anti-Semite, bigot, homophobic, or sexist on his show on the same day you activated this card.

 

Conservative Fury

Trap Card

Send 3 cards from the top of your opponent's deck to the Graveyard x the number of times Glenn Beck on Fox News called someone a Totalitarian, Nazi, Communist, or Fascist.

 

Birth of Destuction

*8

DARK

Fairy/Effect

ATK 0

DEF 0

Effect: This card gains 10,000 ATK for each baby born in the closest hospital on the same day as this Duel.

 

Mad Run

Normal Spell

Tribute 1 monster. Your opponent runs laps around a nearby building x the Tributed monster's Level in 5 minutes. If your opponent cannot finish the laps in time, inflict 500 damage to your opponent x the Tributed monster's Level.

 

Spending Spree

Normal Trap

Discard your hand. You must go to a nearby store, and buy as many items as possible from that store. For each item you bought, inflict 300 damage to your opponent.

 

[spoiler=Blackstone]

52 Pickup

Normal Trap

Activate only when your opponent draws a card. Send the top card of his/her deck to the Graveyard until you send a FIRE Attribute Monster. Then, apply one of the following effects based on how many EARTH Attribute Monsters are in your opponent's Graveyard:

0: Raise the opponent's Deck above your head and drop it on the ground.

1-4: Scatter your opponent's Deck across the room within a 5 foot radius.

5-9: Scatter your opponent's Deck across the room and the room adjacent to it.

10+: Open the nearest window and aim a fan out it. Place the fan on its highest setting and drop the opponent's Deck between the window and the fan.

When/if the opponent reassembles his/her Deck, he/she must draw one card

 

Fore!

Spell

Drive/walk to the nearest golf course and bring 2 clubs and two golf balls. If either player doesn't have a golf club/golf ball, subtract the cost of the golf club/golf ball from said player's Life Points. Walk/drive out to the driving range and mark both golf balls with the player's respective initials. Increase the Life Points of the player with the longest drive by the number of feet they hit the ball. In the event of a tie, proceed to fight to the death with the golf clubs. The winner of the Duel is the survivor of the death match.

 

Suksto Beyu

Quick-Play Spell

Activate only when the opponent leaves the room. Rearrange the contents of his/her hand, deck, Graveyard, and field as you see fit. Upon activation hide this card. If the opponent notices the change, reduce your Life Points by half of your opponent's Life Points. Your opponent then becomes the owner of this card.

 

Pointless Brutality!

Continuous Spell

Whenever your opponent loses Life Points due to a direct attack, backhand your opponent equal to the ATK Points of your attacking Monster/1000, rounded up.

 

 

[spoiler=Cursed Reaction]

|*Insert witty pun here*|

|Normal Spell Card|

|This card can only be activated if "The Ultimate Pundown" is on the field. When activating this card, its name becomes a witty pun chosen by you. If your opponent so much as twitches at the pun, increase your Life Points by 1000. By making another witty pun (you and your opponent must agree on its wittiness; if there is no agreement, slap your opponent and make another one), draw 1 card.|

 

Nothing up my Sleeve (but something in my pocket)

Quick-Play Spell Card

Discard 1 card from your hand. Select and pocket 1 card in your Deck. During your next End Phase, add the pocketed card to your hand. You can pay 1000 Life Points to add this card in your Graveyard to your hand.

 

Baguette Throwing World Championships

Field Spell Card

While this card is face-up on the field, you and your opponent must throw a baguette as far as they can during each of your End Phases. Whoever throws their baguette the furthest can draw 1 card. If either player cannot, both players must discard their entire hand. If your opponent is not human or is younger than you by 6 years or more, this card's effect is negated.

 

Onion-Fest

Continuous Spell Card

During each of your Standby Phases, you can place 1 onion on 1 Monster Card Zone or Spell & Trap Card Zone (occupied or un-occupied) on your side of the field. You can pay 800 Life Points to place this card in your Deck, then shuffle your Deck. Also, give any amount of onions on the field to your opponent and tell him/her to cut them. If they cry, you can destroy cards on the field up to the amount of onions given to your opponent by this effect. If they do not cry, halve your Life Points.

 

|Awkward Staring|

|Normal Spell Card|

|Discard 1 card from your hand. When you activate this card, start starting awkwardly at your opponent. When your opponent gets fed up with your staring and tells you to stop, Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower monster from your hand, Deck or Graveyard.|

 

|Ze French enjoy 'ze food, eh?|

|Normal Trap Card|

Discard 1 card from your hand. If your opponent has a strange accent (strange is defined by yourself), shout 'baguettes' or 'garlic' in a loud voice. If your opponent visibly reacts, activate the appropriate effect depending on which word you said:

•Baguettes: Throw a baguette at your opponent. If they react, they take 1200 damage.

•Garlic: Eat 8 bulbs of garlic, then draw 1 card.

 

|Actually, Antarctica is a nice place|

|Quick-Play Spell Card|

|This card can be used as a plane ticket to Antarctica. If you get a plane to Antarctica using this card as a plane ticket, you win the Match in which you used this card but probably it'll be late by then.|

 

 

[spoiler=Yae]

Photographic Identification

[Counter Trap Card]

Activate only when your opponent sets, Summons, or activates a card, or a card effect. Your opponent must find 10 people who have nothing to do with the current game or tournament, and do not know either player, and show the card chained by this card to them, while covering it's name, if all 10 people name the card correctly, this card's effect is negated and your opponent draws 1 card. If 1 or more people name the card wrong, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the number of people who misnamed the card x1000, and draw a card.

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Dae]

The Secret is hidden in your Nose

Quick Play Spell Card

Blow your nose and clean it with your mat, if any mucus was left in one of your monsters card's zone, put a "Slime Token" (WATER/Aqua-Type/Level 1/ATK:500/DEF:500) in each of those Zones.

 

Calcining the Lands

Normal Spell Card

Set each mat on fire for 15 seconds. Each Player can only play cards in their Cards Zones that has not been destroyed by the fire. (Extra Deck, Graveyard and Deck aren't affected by this card's effect)

 

Call for God! - Oh noes what have we done?

Normal Trap Card

This card can only be activated at the beginning of your main Phase 1. Call for a Judge or player from outside the game. Until the End Phase of your Opponent's Next turn that player takes both your and your opponent's turn as his own.

 

My Size is Bigger than your

Normal Trap Card

Each player must show their Underwear Size to its opponent, without taking their underwear out. The player with the biggest underwear size draw 2 cards and the one with the lowest takes 1000 Damage.

 

|741k1n6 1n 1337 15 600d|

|C0n71n0u5 5p311 C4rd|

|Neither player can name cards by their printed names, instead they must name them by the card's serial number (number by number). When a player name a card by its printed name, inflict 3000 damage to that player|

 

 

NO YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Counter Trap Card

Activate when your opponent activates 1 card and holds it in his hand, jabronislap his/her hand, while shouting "NO YOU DON'T!", if the card fall from it it effect and activation is negated. If the card falls from the table it is considered to be removed from the play.

 

[spoiler=Alfred-Kun]

OWIE OWIE OUCHIES!

Spell Card

Stamp on your opponent's hand repeatedly. If they react, draw 1 card. If they hit you back, stamp on them again.

 

Yum Yum!

Spell Card

Both players drink 3 bottles of cough medicine. The first one to see the devil wearing a tuxedo draws 3 cards.

 

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

|Spell Card|

Both players neck 3 acid tabs. The first one to regain consciousness steals their opponent's cards and runs off while they smile at the giant pink bus running away with an armful of swimming hats.

 

[spoiler= GreatPriestCthulhu]

Grammar Nazi

Trap

 

When your opponent activates a card that would destroy a card on your side of the field you can activate this card. Steal every piece of written work your opponent has performed and spell and grammar check it. If you find a single mistake punch your opponent in the face. If his/her nose is bleeding you can kick him/her and win the duel. If his/her nose is not bleeding your opponent must kick you 5 times and set your deck alight.

 

 

[spoiler=Radiant Fury]

You Suck!

Counter Trap

Activate this card when your opponent activates a card effect that you find inconvenient in any way. Shove all of your opponent's cards of the table. While your opponent recovers his/her cards, you can rearrange your field, deck, hand, and Graveyard however you see fit. If your opponent makes any form of complaint, punch him/her in the face and inflict damage to his/her Life Points by how many times they cuss at you x1000.

 

 

[spoiler=Judgment Phoenix]

2 For Flinching

Quickplay Spell Card

Pretend to punch your opponent in the face. If your opponent flinches, punch them twice and remove from play up to 2 cards on your opponent's side of the field.

 

Insult to Injury

Continuous Trap Card

When a card on your opponent's side of the field is destroyed or removed from play or when your opponent takes damage, insult them and inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict an additional 1000 damage to your opponent. During each of your Standby Phases, insult your opponent. If your opponent cries or cusses at you, inflict 500 damage to your opponent. If you cannot insult your opponent, destroy this card.

 

Ragequit

Trap Card

Activate only when your Life Points are lower than your opponent's. Mess up all your opponent's cards and punch your opponent. You win the duel if your opponent is unable to fix up their cards within 10 seconds. If your opponent is able to fix up their cards within 10 seconds, you lose the duel.

 

[spoiler=Raiza]

Here are cards I thought of:

 

The Happy Slapper -DIVINE-

Lv12

[Divine Beast]

When this card inflicts battle damage to your opponent, slap your opponent across the face. If this card attacks your opponent directly slap them again and run away with their cards then you win the duel.

[ATK 3000 / DEF 1000]

 

Staring contest

Trap card

When you activate this card, have a staring contest with your opponent and whoever wins the contest wins the duel.

 

[spoiler=Azuh's thread-winning card]Spicy

[Normal Spell]

Look at your opponent, then back at Deck, then back at your opponent, then back to your Deck. You must think that he isn't you, but yet you can smell his lady scented body wash and would wish he would change to Old Spice. You must then look at your hand, then back up. The field becomes "Umi" and your on a boat with the opponent your opponent could smell like. Then look back at your hand, then back at your Deck. Draw 2 cards, in which these two cards become "Oyster Tokens" (Fish-Type/WATER/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0). and if they are sent to the Graveyard, add 1 card from your Deck to your hand that is the card you love. But you must take another look, the "Oyster Tokens" replace themselves with "Diamond Tokens" (Rock-Type/EARTH/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0).. Anything is possible when your opponent smells like Old Spice and not a lady. During the End Phase, ride a horse.

 

[.Nu-13]

That hurt!

Normal Spell Card

Hit your opponent. If he hits you, draw 2 card. If not, hit him again. You can use this effect up to 3 times.

[-Griffin]

These cards break common sense, dueling and card-making ethics, and are generally just silly.

 

Konami should print them.

[.Nu-13]

These cards break common sense' date=' dueling and card-making ethics, and are generally just silly.

 

Konami should print them.

[/quote']

 

We know ;)

 

Bowtie: I don't get this new card. "Insane Ruling" on what?

[Brandon Michael Geren]

These cards break common sense' date=' dueling and card-making ethics, and are generally just silly.

 

Konami should print them.

[/quote']

 

Siggin this.

[.Nu-13]

Me too :)

[Brandon Michael Geren]

You centered it. :)

 

Hmm.

 

New card in making. Has to do with dog droppings.

[.Nu-13]

About new card: Call insane ruling on what?

 

Despair: <3

[Brandon Michael Geren]

About new card: Call insane ruling on what?

 

That's the fun. Declare something like the opponent can't activate Launcher if it's searched by Archfiend.

 

New card added.

[.Nu-13]

Garlic Hardcore

Normal Trap Card

Your opponent must eat 10 bulbs of garlic at once, without drinking. If they cannot, double your Life Points and draw 2 cards. If they do, send all monsters from your Deck to the Graveyard

 

In dedicated deck - both effects are win. Oh, and change "him" to "them" and "he" to "they" in That Hurt

[-Griffin]

Use the above with no bulbs of garlic around, massive profit?

[.Nu-13]

Exactly, that's the point :):)

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Oh' date=' and change "him" to "them" and "he" to "they" in That Hurt

[/quote']

Actually, proper grammerz is he/she, not they. Fix'd.

[.Nu-13]

Demotivation

Normal Spell Cards

Go to website www.demotivators.ru and select 1 demotivator. You're opponent must guess what it means (he/she cannot use translator or dictionary) If he/she guess right, remove from play all card in your hand, Deck, Graveyard and field from play. If he/se guess wrong, add 2 card from your Deck to your hand

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Demotivation

Normal Spell Cards

Go to website www.demotivators.ru and select 1 demotivator. You're opponent must guess what it means (he/she cannot use translator or dictionary) If he/she guess right' date=' remove from play all card in your hand, Deck, Graveyard and field from play. If he/se guess wrong, add 2 card from your Deck to your hand

[/quote']

k added.

[.Nu-13]

Russian demotivators = win <3

 

BTW, get rid of quotes in my cards. They look awkward. Just split cards into yours and mine

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Fein.

 

EDIT: Added a Shapesnatch card. Almost makes me want to add an Archetype that focuses on putting cards in your pocket. Sounds fun.

[.Nu-13]

Thanks

 

BROOKLYN RAGE~!

Normal Spell Card

Turn on www.youtube.com and search video "BROOKLYN RAGE~!". Sing whole song. If you manage to sing it right, destroy all cards your opponent controls. If not, your Life Points become 100.

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Added. I would like some feedback on these, though.

[.Nu-13]

Last one - epicness

[Brandon Michael Geren]

That was your last card or are you calling the last card epicness?

[.Nu-13]

Your last card is epic :)

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Oh thanks. So is my sig and avi.

[-Griffin]

Can I add a little something?

|Silent Bird|

|Level 4/2000 ATK/1000 DEF/Winged-Beast/WIND|

|This card cannot be Normal Summoned or set. You can Special Summon this card from your hand, Graveyard, or pocket whenever you want, you do not announce this. If your opponent notices you Summon this card, it is removed from play.|

[Brandon Michael Geren]

Sure. Want me to add you to the title, or is this just a single card thing?