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Hello fans. It's me again, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, and may I extend a warm welcome to you all to my Center for Cinematic Excellence. What, you may be asking, does this entail? What does acclaimed writer and director M.Night Shyamalan have in store in terms of his carnival game? 


Don't worry.


Well I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, will tell you.


The answer is right here.


This game is the culmination of many years of work. Twenty-five, to be exact. The initial framework was established in 1992 during my work on "Praying with Anger" (1992), and I have been slowly building up various elements of it over the following twenty-five years to now, when at last I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, can reveal it to you.


Simply follow the link


As you may have guessed, the reason behind the title "The M. Night Shyamalan Center for Cinematic Excellence" (2017) is that to win my game, you will need to achieve excellence in the field of cinematic knowledge, specifically knowledge pertaining to the works of myself, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan.


and the password will be clear.


In each of the movies I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, have written and/or directed, to much acclaim, from "Praying with Anger" (1992) to "Split" (2016), I have hidden a single letter in a single frame somewhere in each respective film's climactic scene. Find the 15 letters and arrange them to form the correct password, then PM it to me right here and you will be eligible for the next phase of the contest, which will be revealed once a competitor has succeeded in this first challenge.


h t t p s : / / g o o . g l / a 2 U f v Y


Good luck from all of us here at the M. Night Shyamalan Center for Cinematic Excellence!


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Stage 2


 


Two competitors thus far have proven their devotion to everybody's favourite acclaimed writer and director, me, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan. It is still possible to join them by deciphering the first password, which will then qualify you for this stage. These worthy fans have earned the right to partake in the second step of three towards obtaining cinematic excellence. As you all know, being fans of acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, am a master of hiding pivotal plot points in plain sight for the observant viewer to pick up on. This will be the basis of our next stage.


No easy way out this time.


In addition to myself, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, nineteen other famous faces are visiting this hovel culturally vibrant hub for fortnight. However, it would be remiss of me to deny that we are all mere puppets. In this spirit, I have used my network of contacts to place a code within the visible profile of my puppetmaster. Though this may contravene convention, I, acclaimed writer and director M. Night Shyamalan, have never been one to shy away from such revolutionary actions.


Get thinking.


The essential nature of this game is to decipher my truest identity, then take the first two letters of my current true name that match with the letters of the first password and the power of google will take you to my personal favorite US state. Again, PM me with your answer and, if correct, you will advance to the next stage.


It's not hard.


Unfortunately, if you fail at this stage you will you be disqualified and awarded no tickets, and furthermore unable to reapply. Good luck again from all of us here at the M. Night Shyamalan Center for Cinematic Excellence!


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In the interests of getting our affairs in order, on behalf of the Shyamalan estate we have decided to simplify the contest. The next three posters will win the first, second, and third prize. We apologize to all of our contestants who may be disappointed not to see the conclusion M. had planned, as we all are, but we hope you will respect our wishes in this trying time.

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