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Suicide is never the answer.
Except when it is.
What do you call it when you kill yourself.
Going to law school.
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Joining the army: Successful suicide.
This is true because not only is suicide the most common cause of death among soldiers, but they are literally being paid to die.
I mean, they are being paid to die at the hand of others. Though, if that is not successful, they are treated like shit after their service until the only option is suicide.
That about sums it up.