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GarlandChaos last won the day on November 11 2017

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About GarlandChaos

  • Birthday 10/28/1999

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    Garland? Garland? GARLAND!
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    The Eastern Kingdom of Mikado
  • Married to
    Woloa, Buster Blader

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  1. "Kept you waiting, huh?"

  2. Ike, Captain Falcon, Wario, Roy, and Ganondorf! Add Dark Samus, Simon/Richter, Chrom, and Ridley onto that list once Ultimate comes out.
  3. Why have I been on such a Monster Hunter kick lately?

  4. The first two Dooms are the best FPSes ever created. Change my mind.

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    2. Nathanael D. Striker
    3. VCR_CAT


      Iteration often trumps innovation. Valuing accomplishment over the overall experience the game actually offers is ignoring the actual quality the game has to offer. Ex. Ocarina of Time might have been an incredible accomplishment and famous for its innovation, but Majora’s Mask is the superior game.

    4. VCR_CAT


      At the end of the day, for all that it brought to the video games table, Doom I and II are games with awkward and clunky controls and repetitive gameplay. If you want a vastly superior 90’s shooter for the MSDOS, play Descent I or II.

  5. I just realized tha F.A.s are basically F-Zero.dek. Oh my GOD.

    1. Ryusei the Morning Star
    2. Draconus297


      All the way down to just getting dumped when the slightest amount of time went by.

    3. (GigaDrillBreaker)


      But f zero was worth playing

  6. "Finally we get to know the robot version of what would happen if a dude fought the Cloverfield Monster!"

  7. So I may or may not be back now.

    1. The Nyx Avatar
    2. Darj


      Schrodinger's Garland. Welcome back... maybe.

  8. As if being sick didn't already make me feel like a turd, I just had to sit through at least 10 minutes of watching Step Brothers. Someone dig a really big hole for me to jump and suffocate in, please.

    1. VCR_CAT


      Two more sick YCMers and we can take over the status bar!!

    2. Thar


      Damn, YCM is contagious as funk.

  9. My mud has a name.

    1. Dova


      james is best mud

    2. JessicaMuddy


      As I take my daily stroll, I see something... Odd, lighting up the cloudy sky. "The Mud Beacon." I mutter to myself, as I pick up the pace of my walking. The moment I get home I dash inside, and tug on a book on the ornate bookshelf in my master bedroom. The bookshelf lowers into the floor, opening up into a room loaded with neon lights and mysterious gadgets. Tonight, I will achieve what I set out to do all those years ago.

  10. My name is Mud.

    1. Northern Sage

      Northern Sage

      Mmf, very tempting to make a dirty joke

    2. GarlandChaos


      Not to be confused Billy, Jack, Pete, or Dennis. My name is Mud. It's always been.

  11. Why are certain sites like Imgur not working for me? Is it just me, or some stupid internet bullshit?

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