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EDH Politics in a nutshell Player One: and I definitely won't refrain from not betraying you sometime in the future Player Two: Sounds good.... Other people including other players: WHY? Seriously through discuss Magic the Gathering Elder Dragon Highlander (Also known as commander) politics.

A tanner with many children is preparing to eat some sausage, but when flies settle on it, he kills seven of them with one blow of his hand. He makes a sign describing the deed, reading "Seven at One Blow". Wearing the sign and feeling Inspired, he sets out into the world to seek his fortune. The tanner meets a demon who assumes that "Seven at One Blow" refers to seven men. The demon challenges the tanner. When the demon squeezes water from a boulder, the tanner squeezes milk, or whey, from cheese. The demon throws a rock far into the air, and it eventually lands. The tanner counters the feat by tossing a bird that flies away into the sky; the demon believes the small bird is a "rock" which is thrown so far that it never lands. Later, the demon asks the tanner to help him carry a tree. The tanner directs the demon to carry the trunk, while the tanner will carry the branches. Instead, the tanner climbs on, so the demon carries him as well, but it appears as if the tanner is supporting the branches. Impressed, the demon brings the tanner to the demon's home, where other demons live as well. During the night, the demon attempts to kill the tanner by bashing the bed. However, the tanner having found the bed too large, had slept in the corner. Upon returning and seeing the tanner alive, the other demons flee in fear of the human man. The tailor enters the royal service of the devil king, but the other demon soldiers are afraid that he will lose his temper someday, and then seven of them might die with every blow. They tell the devil king that either the tanner leaves military service or they will. Afraid of being killed for sending him away, the devil king instead attempts to get rid of the tanner by sending him to defeat two rival demon dukes along with a demon hundred horsemen, offering him half his demon kingdom and his daughter's hand in marriage if the tanner can kill the two rival demon dukes. By throwing rocks at the two rival demon dukes while they sleep, the tanner provokes the pair into fighting each other until they kill each other, at which time the tanner stabs the two rival demon dukes in all eight of their hearts. The devil king, surprised the tanner has succeeded, balks on his promise, and requires more of the tanner before he may claim his rewards. The devil king next sends him after a unicorn, another seemingly impossible task, but the tanner traps it by standing before a tree, so that when the unicorn charges, he steps aside and it drives its horn into the trunk. The devil king subsequently sends him after a wild demon boar, but the demon tanner traps it in a abandon hut with a similar luring technique. Duly impressed, the devil king relents, marries the tanner to the princess, and makes the tanner the ruler of half the original kingdom. The tanner's new wife hears him talking in his sleep and realizes with fury that he was merely a tanner and not a noble hero. Upon the princess's demands, the devil king promises to have him killed or carried off. A demon squire warns the tanner of the devil king's plan. While the devil king's servants are outside the door, the tanner pretends to be talking in his sleep and says "Boy, make the jacket for me, and patch the trousers, or I will hit you across your ears with a yardstick! I have struck down seven with one blow, killed two devil dukes, led away a unicorn, and captured a wild demon boar, and I am supposed to be afraid of those who are standing just outside the bedroom!" Terrified, the devil king's servants leaps to the ground and scurry away. The devil king does not try to assassinate the tanner again and so the tanner lives out his days as a king in his own right also with the new found riches that goes with being a king, the tanner can now feed his many children as well.

DAVE is an American comedy television series that premiered on FXX TV Network on March 4, 2020, co-created by and starring David Burd, better known as the comic rapper Lil Dicky. "Dave" centers on a neurotic Jewish stoner man in his late 20s who has convinced himself that he's destined to be one of the best rappers of all time. Now he must convince his closest friends, because with their help, he actually might convince the world. Simultaneously exasperating and inspiring to his friends, Dave vows to leave no stone unturned on his quest to become the next superstar. The half-hour comedy is based on the life of rapper and comedian Dave Burd, better known by his stage name Lil Dicky. The series stars a fictionalized version of Dave Burd (AKA Lil Dicky) and is centered on a suburban neurotic Jewish stoner man in his late twenties who somehow beyond common sense has convinced himself that he's destined to be one of the best rappers of all time. Now he must convince his closest friends, because with their help, he might actually show the world what he gots. The excutive producers behind this show are in fact the real Dave Burd with, Jeff Schaffer, Saladin K. Patterson, Greg Mottola, Kevin Hart (Do not why hart would want to be part of this?), Marty Bowen, Scooter Braun, Mike Hertz, Scott Manson and lastly, James Shin. The regular producers are Chris Smirnoff and, Melanie Elin while the Cinematography was left to Brain Lanin. Anyone here watched this show?

Latent cards are similar to Spell cards and Traps cards but is completely different. Latent cards are "equip"/"attached" to a monster but really they are bound that monster which alters the monster then that monster becomes a latent monster. Only 1 Latent card can be bound to 1 monster. Latent cards unlocks the latent power within monsters and potentially all monsters can become latent monsters. With this no new summoning mechanic to learn! Latent cards will be BRIGHT ORANGE! Latent cards are activated in the spell/trap zone then they target a monster and the latent card is bound to that monster as long that monster is on the field. Some Latent cards have resttrictions on whom they can bound to you know, sometimes! Latent cards that are bound are set aside (outside of the game until the monster it is bound to is removed from the field and when that happens the latent card is removed from the game face-down.) Latent cards that are bound can not really mess with (yet?) but the monster that are bound to, can be messed with! Using the "Ultimate ability" of a Latent ability of a Latent monster can get you an vantage card! Latent cards alter monsters and they become Latent monsters. Latent monsters are different from other type of monsters as they follow different set of rules Latent monsters can no longer declare an attack. If a player controls only Latent monsters, their opponent can attack directly as if they control no monsters If an opponent's non-Latent monster attacks a Latent monster, the attacking non-Latent monster is not destroyed by that battle. If an opponent's non-Latent monster attacks a Latent monster, neither player takes no battle damage from the battle. If an opponent's non-Latent monster attacks a Latent monster, the Latent monster loses ATK equal to the attacking monster's ATK. If a Latent monster's ATK becomes 0, it is sent to the GY. Latent cards that are bound to monsters will alter that monster so that monster will become a Latent monster with additional Latent Abilities. Latent monsters can only use one of their Latent ability once per turn. Latent monsters need ATK equal to or higher to use latent abilities that require to lose ATK in order to activate that Latent ability. Latent monsters will gain 1-4 Latent Abilities (depending on the Latent card) including possibly an ultimate Latent ability! example of an Latent Card Winds of Breaching Minds: Latent card +500 ATK: Draw 1 card and send 1 card in your hand to bottom of your Deck. +0 ATK: you gain 1000 Life Points -500 ATK: You randomly discard 1 card then you randomly target 2 cards your opponent control and if you do: banish the targeted cards face-down. -1500 ATK: Your opponent sends the top 3 cards of their Deck to the GY, discards 1 card then send 1 monster they control to the Graveyard.

It's about time, I'm getting sick of all the social commentary." And when you think about it, isn't that exactly the point? Parking. And driving. And shopping. And eating. And working. Somewhere, somehow, they're different now, none of 'em are the same, they all got chewed up and spit back out, and they don't taste like living anymore! Don't you see what it's like in this deranged Whirring Blender of a world?! Every day is an agonizing ordeal, like balancing a pot of scalding water on your head while people whip your legs and butt … Aaaah, you never forget your senior prom … YOU think I'm "sick"?! Well the only disease I've got is "Modern Life," a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freeze outs, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue, where even if you do luck into the possibility of some fleeting pleasure, like, say, if some nymphomaniac telephone operator with the muscle control of Romanian mat-slappers agree to a little strip air hockey, it'll be over before it starts 'cuz some vowel-lacking, feta-reeking cab-jockey slams his checker up your hatchback and the cab is owned by some pinata spanker from a Santeria cult in Xoacalpa who starts shaking chicken bones at you and gives you a boil on your neck so big all it needs is LeBron James' autograph to make it complete, and even with all this, with ALL THIS, I still drag my sorry butt off the Sealy every morning and stick my face in the reaping machine for one more day, knowing when it's time to flash the cosmic card key at those Pearly Gates, I won't be in the coffin anyway 'cuz some underhanded undertaker sold my heart, pancreas and other assorted Good 'N' Plenty to that same Santeria cult so does anybody really wonder why anybody is hanging onto sanity by the atoms on the tips of their fingernails while life dirty-dances on their digits, and is it really any wonder that I seem DERANGED ???!! Take care of your mental health, I guess?