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King Crouton

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  1. " Facts don't care about feelings. I have literally never had one feeling in my entire life. I have never known joy, anger, sorrow, or fear. Only facts. On my wedding day the marriage guy asked "Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" All I could say in response was a rough estimate of how many train conductors are employed by Transport for London. My fiancee cried and ran out. I don't understand, why was she upset with the facts?" -YouTube comment

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