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  1. You Would Do Well To Understand As You Try To Plant Your Flags That From Dust You've Come And To Dust You Will Return.


    The Day, With Its Cares And Perplexities, Is Ended, And The Night Is Now Upon Us. The Night Should Be A Time Of Peace And Tranquility, A Time To Relax And Be Calm. We Have Need Of A Soothing Story To Banish The Disturbing Thoughts Of The Day, To Set At Rest Our Troubled Minds And Put At Ease Our Ruffled Spirits. And What Sort Of Story Shall We Hear? Ah, It Will Be A Familiar Story, A Story That Is So Very, Very Old, And Yet It Is So New. It Is The Old, Old Story Of Love:

    Two Lovers Sat On A Park Bench With Their Bodies Touching Each Other, Holding Hands In The Moonlight. There Was Silence Between Them. So Profound Was Their Love For Each Other, They Needed No Words To Express It. And So They Sat In Silence, On A Park Bench, With Their Bodies Touching, Holding Hands In The Moonlight.
    Finally She Spoke. "Do You Love Me, John?" She Asked.

    "You Know I Love You. Darling," He Replied. "I Love You More Than Tongue Can Tell. You Are The Light Of My Life. My Sun, Moon, And Stars. You Are My Everything. Without You I Have No Reason For Being."

    Again There Was Silence As The Two Lovers Sat On A Park Bench, Their Bodies Touching, Holding Hands In The Moonlight. Once More, She Spoke. "How Much Do You Love Me, John?" She Asked.

    He Answered, "How Much Do I Love You? Count The Stars In The Sky. Measure The Waters Of The Oceans With A Teaspoon. Number The Grains Of Sand On The Sea Shore. Impossible, You Say? Yes, And It Is Just As Impossible For Me To Say How Much I Love You. My Love For You Is Higher Than The Heavens, Deeper Than Hades, And Broader Than The Earth. It Has No Limits, No Bounds. Everything Must Have An Ending Except My Love For You."

    There Was More Of Silence As The Two Lovers Sat On A Park Bench With Their Bodies Touching, Holding Hands In The Moonlight.
    Once More, Her Voice Was Heard. "Kiss Me, John," She Implored.

    And, Leaning Over, He Pressed His Lips Warmly To Hers In Fervent Osculation.

  3. Oh This Feels Like A Misstep, Oh, What A Mistake, But I've Fallen In With Feelings That I Cannot Shake. The Darkness That Pulls Me Keeps Dragging Me Down, And It Feels Like I Might Be Willing To Drown.

  4. I'm A Statue Lying On My Side In The Sun With The Memory Of An Elephant, Evaporating Before Your Eyes And Becoming A Great Grey Cloud Of Wrath, Roaring My Salt Upon The Earth. I'll Shoot You All For Free If You So Much As Look At Me.

  5. "You Poor Take Courage, You Rich Take Care. This Earth Was Made A Common Treasury For Everyone To Share. All Things In Common, All People One. We Come In Peace-"

    The Orders Came To Cut Them Down.

    1. (GigaDrillBreaker)


      This says a lot about society

  6. I Don't Care If Everyone Else Is Into It. I Don't Care If It's A Popular Refrain. I Don't Want To Be A Puppet In A Theatre. I Don't Want To Play Your Video Game.

  7. Can Anyone Read? Can Anyone Feel? I'm Losing My Patience; I Just Came Here To Bounce.

  8. The Corporeal City And The Mystery Of The Clock:
    Geometric Law, Puritanical Construction, Monotony, Eternity, The Present, Perpetuity... All Creation Is Reality


    Infinitely Changing.

  9. Am I Awake If I've Been Dreaming All My Life?

  10. Feel Free To Hate, Because I'm Not Trying To Be Your Mate. Be Serious, You Wouldn't Last An Hour In My Shoe.

  11. I Went To Court Today For A Speeding Ticket, And I Told The Judge, "Let Me Tell You Something, And You Listen And You Listen Good, I'm Only Going To Say This One Time And One Time Only. I Don't Repeat Myself For Nobody," I Said. "I'm Here To Pay A Speeding Ticket, Not To Listen To Your Lectures And Hear You Run Your Mouth For An Hour. I'm Here To Pay Off My Speeding Ticket And I'm Here To Get My Fines Out Of The Way And Get The Fuck To Work."

    The Judge Said, "You Can't Talk Like That In My Courtroom, You're In Contempt Of Court."

    Then I Said, "If That's The Best You Can Do, I Feel Sorry For You. Why Don't You Just Shut Your Fucking Mouth For Once And Listen? I'm Not Going To Take Your Shit. I'm Going To Pay My Speeding Ticket Like I Said." I Walked Up To The Goddamn Judge And I Handed Him My Twenty-Five Dollars And I Said, "Here Is My Money, Now I Am Leaving." And I Left It At That.

    Then, Before I Left, I Turned Around And Told The Judge, "I'm Here To State Who I Am And Be Honest With You." I Said, "If They Thought I Was Dangerous On The Road Like You're Trying To Accuse Me Of, Wouldn't They Have Taken My License When I First Got It? Yes, They Would."

    And The Judge Said, "Yeah, You Have A Point, But You Don't Need To Get Loud."

    I Said, "Don't Get Loud? I've Got Every Right To Get Loud. You Can't Do A Goddamn Thing About It, Because I Am Expressing Myself In Your Court, And There Is Nothing You Can Do About It. You Think You're God Because You Have A Robe And You Can Put People Up The Goddamn River For Twenty Years? Well You're Not." And I Left It At That.

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    2. (GigaDrillBreaker)


      Albert Einstein is their last name.

    3. The Nyx Avatar

      The Nyx Avatar


      For future status updates, take up no more than 13 lines of text. If you insist on posting this much, do so in a thread. Not a status update.

    4. (GigaDrillBreaker)


      Nyx please don't interfere with the most interesting thing on the forum for me.

  12. I Hope You Don't Take This The Wrong Way, But I Think Your Inside Is Your Best Side.

  13. I'm Running On Nothing But The Fumes Of My Dreams. At Another Point In My Life, That Was Good Enough For Me.

  14. I Am Almost Completely Soulless. I Am Incapable Of Being Human. I Am Incabable Of Being Inhuman. I Am Living Uncontrollably.

    1. UltimateIRS


      how many times per day do you sandpaper your brain

    2. The Immaculate Lord CowCow

      The Immaculate Lord CowCow

      this one is literally lyrics hold up

  15. Just Like The Kids, I've Been Navigating My Way Through The Mind-Numbing Reality Of A Godless Existence Which, At This Point In My Hollow And Vapid Life, Has Erased What Little Ambition I've Got Left.

  16. On The Street Some Kids Yelled, "What The Hell Are You Supposed To Be?" At My Sister.

    My Sister Just Smiled And She Replied, "Supposed To Be? I Never Gave It Any Thought. I Never Gave A Damn What I Am 'Supposed' To Be, But, If You're Asking What I Am, I'm A Fucking Walking Question Mark -- I'm A Walking Fucking Time Bomb!"

    Then My Sister Turned And She Walked Away. Those Kids Just Stood There And Stammered!

    1. UltimateIRS


      and your sister's name? albert einstein

    2. The Immaculate Lord CowCow

      The Immaculate Lord CowCow

      are you related to the inspirobot?

  17. I Have A Friend Named Eva. She's Seventeen. She's A Soprano. She Sings Opera With A Voice That Makes Me Cry. But She Sings In Competitions And All The Kids There Give Her Shit. I Just Wish That She Could Close Her Eyes And Feel The Vibration Of Her Voice Inside Her Chest Without Worrying About Who Thinks Who's The Best.

    1. UltimateIRS


      Why do you type like that?

  18. How Could I Ever Sleep At Night? My Conscience Left Me Petrified. I'm Staring At The Ceiling Wide Awake Reliving All My Worst Mistakes.

    1. Horu


      Have you tried playing a mental card game? Much more effective than counting sheep.

    2. Dokutah Jolly

      Dokutah Jolly

      While its probably wont solve your problem the fact you still alive this moment means you have chance at change no matter how small or even while it wont erase completely all the stuff you done.

      Who am i really, idk your problems much but either you let it set in stone...which thats it, its a stone it wont move through time and repeat itself that easy OR maybe having beneficial comfort of try to find small solution to ongoing problem

  19. If Dreams Can Come True, What Does That Say About Nightmares?

    1. Dokutah Jolly

      Dokutah Jolly

      Nightmare is eternal even when you awake


    2. Horu


      Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.... just remember that some streams have waterfalls.... some waterfalls lead into shallow waters full of demonic flesh eating fish....

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