FeralSnake Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 The Show "Walker Texas Ranger" is awesome and all but now Chuck Norris is like god, so what are some Chuck Norris jokes you have heard. Here is one "In the Beginning of the world there was Nothing, then Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicked that Nothing in the Face and told it 'Get a job!'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Great more chuck norris jokes. cant people be more creative other than use the old already made jokes? I like cuck norris jokes but they are starting to bore me now unless its something I have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I have a word document full of every chuck norris joke that was out at the time I compiled it, if anyone would like to read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 Chuck Jokes are some-what funny...then again...stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I have a word document full of every chuck norris joke that was out at the time I compiled it' date=' if anyone would like to read it.[/quote'] I have a 2 gig flashdrivefull of chuck norris things so I really dont have to bother saying "no" but I will say it. no thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 They're really funny, but people sometimes make Stupid ones.One of my favorites is "Chuck Norris breaks other peoples' legs for Good Luck."Ironically, I am wearing my "10 Things you Need to Know about Chuck Norris" T-Shirt. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 lolChuckNorris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 He was a horrible actor in a horrible show.All I see him do now is "home gym" type commercials. I don't even know why that interweb meme was started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysty Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 He was a horrible actor, but then again he wasn't acting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 I remember making a thread like this shortly after I joined. *Goes off to look* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Star Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Chuck Norris can take a horse to the water, AND he can make it drink.[/topic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ [/topic] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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