ŠcrEMO Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Pwn wars, and all you do is tell me ur pwns and then I rate them giving u points. I had to summarize this cause the stupid forum wiped it out for some reason, LOL, anyway here are the scores, Willeh - 13Twisted - 2Polaris - 11BludMonkey - 6Amythest Pheonix - 9Haris - 1 And guys I need someone to help me with this so please helpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 PWNS? About a month ago, I beat my brother with my belt 'cause he was bothering me. So I chase him up stairs, and when he reaches the top, I whack him hard enough that he falls over.I then took off my hoodie to reveal my "You just got owned" Monopoly shirt.n00b PWNed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I kicked a pregnant lady so hard it forced her into immediate, premature labor. PWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Meh, alright I'll take it, 2 points out of five. - TwIsTeD 3/5 -Willeh, And guys I need someone to help me with this so please helpa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I thought of someone with a foldable desk filled with rocket launchers, napalm launchers, chainguns, grenade launchers, and a bunch of other demolition weapons stocked up in this shelf all aimed at a guy with a pistol, and all the person controlling this is pull a string that could release all of it. And guess what the guy with a pistol does...shoots the other guy and makes him fall over. PWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 U do ur pwns LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 U do ur pwns LOL Awww...but I like that one! XD Fine...When I was walking down the halls in school, my annoying friend Patrick keeps pretending to punch me and miss in slow motion. So when I told him he's being a wierdo, he said he'd really do it. So he wound up for about 15 seconds, and to moment he releases it, a girl walks by and she gets clobbered in the face, and considering that I could've dodged it, I didn't have to, so that means I pwned him fair and square. ^_^ How's that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I lit an orphanage on fire. LOLPWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Polaris is going to give me nightmares, but ya they both count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Can we do more than one to rack up more points? =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Ya that's how you win, and by having a s*** load of points gives u more cause u pwned all the other contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 here's one (I have more) A few years ago I broke my arm. So my dad was being a jerk and kept poking me in the shoulder. So when he went to do it, I shifted my arm up and he sprained his finger on the cast. pwned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Lmao 5/5 great pwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Alright, my friend's younger cousin wanted a puppy for their birthday, as is typical with most people of that age, so I mailed an angry pitbull to them in a tight sealed box. Turns out the pitbull was building up rage inside that box and the birthday ended up gettin' PWNED. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I totally found a notebook that can kill people and through a number of years(episodes) I not only killed my rival but also killed some allies. Then when my rivals successor unearthed, I totally tried to kill him but failed. Then I totally got killed by a Shinigami. PWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 When I was 4, I urinated in my older sister's bag of halloween candy, PWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I skinned a baby and disemboweled it, then ate its face and mailed the torso to it's mother. I then convinced the mother that she never wanted the baby anyway and she totally did it with me. PWNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I gave my friend a high-five and he fell over, tipping over a trash which he ended up landing in. XD PWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Willeh u pwned my mind/.......Polaris 6 more points,Haris, don count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I have a swastika made of swastikas in my signature. PWNED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 When I was in 4th grade, there was some kid who would give me crap for wearing fur. So I asked my brother ( who is a big fan of south park ) and he told me next time he did something to "punch him in the face and call him a jew". Next day, he grabbed my fur hat off my head and tore it. I slugged him in the head and called him a jew. The best part was: he was actually jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Pwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 When I had the same cast (big heavy plaster one) some prick tried to tip my desk over while I was sitting in it. I was able to regain balance, and then I smashed him in the face 4 times with my cast. He had 2 black eyes and a bloody nose after that =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 So there were these WWII veterans hosting a tribute to all those who fought bravely and died for freedom on remembrance day right? So I march in there, burn the place down, beheaded the veterans and mailed them to George Bush, telling him that terrorists from Iraq did it with weapons of mass destruction, causing him to start the war on terror. PWNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Just to clarify, all mine actually happened >_> Also, more pwnage:When I lived in montana, we could shoot fire works 24/7 365 days a year. Whenever neighbors would complain, I would light one of those really loud screechers off. Also, I had 6 chickens I made a little pen for in the back yard as pets. We could only have 4, and some jerks complained, so we threatened to get rid of the chickens, get 4 emus (limit is four fowl) and 2 bison/US buffalo (limit of 2 cattle). They stopped complaining about the chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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