CeDeFiA Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Here everyone can post their favorite or just a Chuck Norris facts.But only 1 Fact per post.I'll start:Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybobman Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Jesus didnt walk on the water, he was kicked by Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing up; he's pushing the earth down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 When Chuck Norris makes a movie, the world will end. Too bad that Chuck Norris never will make a movie, only star in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted March 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Every time Chuck Norris touches any technology, a kitten dies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted March 22, 2009 Report Share Posted March 22, 2009 Chuck Norris can kick you so hard it alters your genetic code. Years from now, your grandchildren will randomly clutch their heads in pain and yell "What the hell was that!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 I don't like Chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Chuck Norris can travel back in time if only he can get 100% in DDR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted March 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Chuck Norris is richer then Bill Gates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Here's a list of things Chuck Norris can't do: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckmasta2020 Posted March 25, 2009 Report Share Posted March 25, 2009 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
werewolfjedi Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 bruce lee was the only man to beat chuck norris, and got killed for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Chuck Noris Can Have Any Hair-Cut And It'll Still Be A Sweet Doo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 chuck norris invented every colour except pink tom criuse invented pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 chuck norris can punch you in the back of the face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codypops Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Chuck norris has no doors in his house - only walls he can walk through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Chuck Norris Uses Pepper Spray to spice up his steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codypops Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 (Love that one) Chuck norris can count over infinity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 In fact, Chuck Norris counted to Infinity...... Twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 All babies pee in snow, but only Chuck Norris pees in concrete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman91™ Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 chuck norris once ate a tonne of clay to prove that shitting bricks wasnt just a figure of speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Chuck Norris Sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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