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Post your injuries (stories) here...i don't know if this is the right section

 

My story of a small ingurie

 

I was on a back on an electric bike while my friend was driving it. And i wanted to get of so i bailed of the back of the bike (i thoght it was going slow enough) and fell forward when i bailed and scraped my hands.

 

Injuries

 

Slightly damaged finger

Very slightly damaged hands.

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Well, during the New Year of 2006, I was watching TV very peacefully...when my autistic brother came up & slashed my forehead. As a result, I had a scratch on my forehead that made look almost like Harry Potter. But it was gone in a weeks' time.

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"I am sorry but I didn't read this. I stopped reading it when I saw the title. It's Stories not 'Storys'

I am sorry' date=' but I did not read this. I stopped reading when I saw the title. It's "Injury Stories", not "Injurie Storys".[/size']

 

Spell It Right Basherbelding!

 

I haven't got any stories, but ive cracked my chin on a manhole cover once, and cracked my head open 3 times.

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um well.....

when i was a baby my I fell out of my moms arms and I hit my head on the corner of a wooden t.v. stand. (I hit right in between the eyes, I could have lost an eye if I hit a few centimeters left or right)

It split open and I was bleeding and such, until I got stitches.

Of course I was too young too remember this, but I can proudly say that my mother dropped me on my head when I was a baby. :D

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I Barrel rolled an ATV and totaled it because my Retarded Brother was Chasing me with a go-kart, I was Taken to the Hospital with just a Broken foot, Ever since, it seems like Mother nature loves me and hates my brother, after the barrel roll, My brother got his knee dislocated 3 times, and more recently, on my brother's birthday, he got a piece of a Metal Nail stuck under his fingernail, and just 1 year before that, On My birthday, I saw a Luna Moth(Which is a very rare Sight)

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I broke my wrist once. Playing football for my first (and last) time. I got a bunch of touchdowns and then some huge guy plowed me over and I hit my wrist on a log. One bone was bulging out (didn't break the skin though) and the other was twisted around itself. The doctor was able to set it via closed reduction (meaning I technically went into surgery and they put me to sleep, but they never had to cut my wrist open). When the anesthesiologist asked me if I knew who he was (I fealt like being a smart-ass) I responded "Yeah, you're the guy who gets sued if I don't wake up". What makes it even funnier: My dad is a lawyer lol.

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I broke my wrist once. Playing football for my first (and last) time. I got a bunch of touchdowns and then some huge guy plowed me over and I hit my wrist on a log. One bone was bulging out (didn't break the skin though) and the other was twisted around itself. The doctor was able to set it via closed reduction (meaning I technically went into surgery and they put me to sleep' date=' but they never had to cut my wrist open). When the anesthesiologist asked me if I knew who he was (I fealt like being a smart-ass) I responded "Yeah, you're the guy who gets sued if I don't wake up". What makes it even funnier: My dad is a lawyer lol.

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I lol'ed at your smart ass comment. Yeah, my worst was in the same incident as my bro (Danny), I hammered my head into a rock.

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About 4 or 5 years ago, I slipped & twisted my right ankle carrying groceries into my house.

 

Last year, I twisted my left ankle during football practice.

 

But the strangest was, somewhat, of a combination of an ear infection, a full body rash, and a sprained left pinky that happened during the 7th or 8th grade (I know ear infections and rashes aren't injuries, but they added to the story).

I had an ear infection and got antibiotics for it, which gave me the rash (the antibiotic helped a little, but the infection was still there); then I was playing dodgeball with my friends when I caught the ball, but my pinky hit the concrete as I caught it, which busted it up (Still had the ear infection & rash, which added to my problems too). It took about a week get rid of the ear infection and the rash, as well as wearing a finger cast.

 

^It sucked.

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About mid december i was heading back into school to get my books and stuff from my locker before the bus came. I ran to catch the door because its locked on the outside. I ended up get my middle finger caught in the door. The dead nail still hasn't regrown. It gives me a good excuse to flip people off lol

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I was walking along with friends when i was messing around with my friend saying that i saw him look at this fat girls a** that just walked past he began chasing me i was running away laughing hard when i fell of the footpath and broke my ankle... I wasn't laughing for long...

 

Then when playing volleyball i badly twisted the other ankle and couldn't walk on it for over 2 weeks..

 

I have bad luck with my ankles..

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i was on my bike (OOh u can just see it coming) i was heading for the gate. i thought oh crap! i tried my breaks but my breaks had always been faulty, tried my feet (Shoeless Ridin') Cut my feet and went face smash into my goddamn gate.

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