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Basherbelding

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I once ate an entire pack of cigarettes when I was a toddler.

 

I once had a 6 inch thick splinter impaled through my foot.

 

I once got beat up in Karate by my sensei with a high heeled shoe - and I had an aluminum baseball bat (That's what I get for volunteering). I had a chunk of shoe embedded in my hand.

 

I fracture my arm in Karate while attempting to break a fall after being on the receiving end of a footsweep.

 

(Just to list a few)

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I'll give you 2 stories..

 

One was when I was about 5 or 6...I was riding my bike, when I accidentally dropped on the Wall then hit the Sewer...My head literraly cracked open and I was healed at home...I lost a LOT of blood...

 

The Second one is when I was 10...about when I was in 4th grade...I was peacefully going home to School....then My Leg got hit by a Car. The Car pinned my Leg, i was panicking of course and screaming, Then....I got Surgery...It was painful...

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I Barrel rolled an ATV and totaled it because my Retarded Brother was Chasing me with a go-kart' date=' I was Taken to the Hospital with just a Broken foot, Ever since, it seems like Mother nature loves me and hates my brother, after the barrel roll, My brother got his knee dislocated 3 times, and more recently, on my brother's birthday, he got a piece of a Metal Nail stuck under his fingernail, and just 1 year before that, On My birthday, I saw a Luna Moth(Which is a very rare Sight)

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I lol'd so hard.

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