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SAW Entertainment Presents...

 

Welcome, [insertusernamehere]. Welcome to the greatest production company on the internet today. Why can we make such a claim? Because not one of our screenplays have flopped. On Tuesday. March 31st, 2009, SAW Entertainment officially merged with Maikeru Productions. Now, president of SAW (Sam Stapleton) hired ex-president of Maikeru Productions to be his CEO of the company.

(On the 12th June 2009 Maikeru Productions broke away from SAW Entertainment once again and became a sole company. For the Maikeru Productions site, click here. Maikeru has been released from SAW Productions as a result.)

 

What is SAW you might ask? SAW is a bunch of things. Including forums, media, technology, communication, and much-much more. But now, SAW is focused on one area. Screenplays. With the recent success of The Dark Knight, SAW did see how much income they could be making, if they brought in a professional (Maikeru Productions). More information can be found here.

 

"How can I help?" Do you want to help? Do you want to learn/get better/write screenplays? If you truly do and think you have what it takes to have this responsibility, please fill out the following form, and Personal Message(PM) it to Faint Brushfire(Sam):

SAW Application Form

Name:

Age:

E-Mail:

Previous Work: (if any)

Experience: (1-10)

Why do you want this:

How dedicated will you be?

 

SAW Staff Officers

 

President

Faint Brushfire (Sam)

 

Vice-President

???

 

Screenwriters

Faint Brushfire

 

Official Projects

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (by Brushfire)

 

Projects Put On-Hold

Dynasty Warriors (by Brushfire)

Eve of Extinction (by Brushfire)

 

Projects Bought

K-ON! S2 (by Brushfire)

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (by Brushfire)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (by Brushfire)

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (by Brushfire)

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (by Brushfire)

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (by Brushfire)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (by Brushfire)

--

Dynasty Warriors 2 [name is subject to change] (by Brushfire)

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Un-named Crime Project (by Brushfire)

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The World of Runescape [name is subject to change] (by Brushfire)

--

 

 

(I wasn't too sure if this belonged in Fan-Fic or General, as these Screenplays are not Fan-Fics. They are original Screenplays that are being produced by SAW Entertainment.)

 

~Thank you, the SAW Entertainment Staff[/align]

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Name: Swift [iRL - Dustin Scott Shukizo]

Age: 14

E-Mail: [email protected]

Previous Work: For Video' date=' I've had several YT accounts. For writing, Legacy FTW.

Experience: 8.5

Why do you want this: This thing is freaking win.

How dedicated will you be?: I'm always dedicated. Once my heart gets set on something, I keep going till I earn my achievement.[hr']

Idea for Videos/Movies/Series: SAW Ultimate Gamer [Just like WCG Ultimate Gamer on Sci-Fi]

Cha$e Minor [Just like Cha$e on Sci-Fi]

 

Swift, these are Screenplays. I'm aware of your experienced in writing novels (Legacy) however writing a Screenplay is very different. Your experience and rating is based on what you've done for Screenplays. I'm going to have to see some evidence of your Screenplay work to accept you.

 

As for the ideas, we like to be original. True, I'm making remakes, however those are to be based on Books, Games or Magazines. The ideas you've suggested are already shows, so I'm afraid I have to reject.

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[spoiler=Screenplay]

 

Teacher: So on Tuesday, we’ll have a test of ancient China. On the test, we will have multiple choice, short response..

 

*The lights go out and all the computers in the room turn off*

 

Nick: A blackout? Are you serious?

 

*The kids groan and pout.*

 

Teacher: Oh relax. The power will be back on in a minute.

 

Principal: *on loudspeaker* Students, we are experiencing a blackout. We’ve predicted it will last several hours. Teachers, we’ll try to get the power back on as soon as possible.

 

Teacher: Great.

 

*The teachers sits down at his desk, mad. Some kids begin to whisper. There is suddenly a loud bang*

 

Male Voice: *screams*

 

Teacher: What the hell was that?

 

*Talking breaks out in the History Class.*

 

Teacher: Quiet…

 

*The talking doesn’t stop.*

 

Teacher: QUIET!

 

*The talking slowly stops.*

 

Teacher: Dustin, go try to find where the bang came from. Bring Nick and Pierce with you, please.

 

*Dustin, Nick, and Pierce stand and leave the classroom. They walk down the hallway, looking around.*

 

Nick: That bang was freaking loud!

 

Pierce: But what the hell made it?

 

*They hear an odd moan and stop Dustin steps forward toward a corner and then signals the others to follow him. They peak down the next hall. In the auditorium, a large group of odd humanoid creatures are lurking over a fallen janitor. One of them look straight at the trio and yells. The entire group suddenly leaves the janitor and runs towards Dustin, Pierce, and Nick.*

 

Pierce: Oh crap, oh crap, Oh CRAP, RUN!

 

*Dustin and Nick take off. Pierce follows, slightly slower. Nicky and Dustin jump into a restroom and Pierce is pulled in. They run into a stall and lock the door. The creatures run towards the bathroom. The entire group walks forward, but the last one in line stops and makes an odd grunting noise. It walks into the bathroom and towards the stalls.*

 

Dustin: Guys, quiet. One’s right out there.

 

*The creature breaks down the door and Pierce climbs over the wall to the next stall. Nick follows, and the two run out of the bathroom. Dustin looks around for something he can use. The creature lunges and Dustin slides down and out of the stall. He runs out of the bathroom and into the hall, where Nick and Pierce are fighting off the creatures, using chairs and heavy textbooks. Dustin is approached by several creatures. He takes them down and then grabs another and brings it to Nick, who hits it with a wooden chair over the head.*

 

Dustin: What do you think of that, jabroni?

 

 

 

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Teacher: So on Tuesday' date=' we’ll have a test of ancient China. On the test, we will have multiple choice, short response..

 

*The lights go out and all the computers in the room turn off*

 

Nick: A blackout? Are you serious?

 

*The kids groan and pout.*

 

Teacher: Oh relax. The power will be back on in a minute.

 

Principal: *on loudspeaker* Students, we are experiencing a blackout. We’ve predicted it will last several hours. Teachers, we’ll try to get the power back on as soon as possible.

 

Teacher: Great.

 

*The teachers sits down at his desk, mad. Some kids begin to whisper. There is suddenly a loud bang*

 

Male Voice: *screams*

 

Teacher: What the hell was that?

 

*Talking breaks out in the History Class.*

 

Teacher: Quiet…

 

*The talking doesn’t stop.*

 

Teacher: QUIET!

 

*The talking slowly stops.*

 

Teacher: Dustin, go try to find where the bang came from. Bring Nick and Pierce with you, please.

 

*Dustin, Nick, and Pierce stand and leave the classroom. They walk down the hallway, looking around.*

 

Nick: That bang was freaking loud!

 

Pierce: But what the hell made it?

 

*They hear an odd moan and stop Dustin steps forward toward a corner and then signals the others to follow him. They peak down the next hall. In the auditorium, a large group of odd humanoid creatures are lurking over a fallen janitor. One of them look straight at the trio and yells. The entire group suddenly leaves the janitor and runs towards Dustin, Pierce, and Nick.*

 

Pierce: Oh crap, oh crap, Oh CRAP, RUN!

 

*Dustin and Nick take off. Pierce follows, slightly slower. Nicky and Dustin jump into a restroom and Pierce is pulled in. They run into a stall and lock the door. The creatures run towards the bathroom. The entire group walks forward, but the last one in line stops and makes an odd grunting noise. It walks into the bathroom and towards the stalls.*

 

Dustin: Guys, quiet. One’s right out there.

 

*The creature breaks down the door and Pierce climbs over the wall to the next stall. Nick follows, and the two run out of the bathroom. Dustin looks around for something he can use. The creature lunges and Dustin slides down and out of the stall. He runs out of the bathroom and into the hall, where Nick and Pierce are fighting off the creatures, using chairs and heavy textbooks. Dustin is approached by several creatures. He takes them down and then grabs another and brings it to Nick, who hits it with a wooden chair over the head.*

 

Dustin: What do you think of that, b****?

 

 

 

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If you're still interested then I'll discuss it with Maikeru later to see if you can join as a Screenwriter.

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Hmm...Screenplays

 

Worth a shot I guess. I'll see what I can do.

 

Give it a go and then I'll introduce you to Maikeru. Don't do what Swift did by displaying interest and then being a dick and change your mind because it annoys us. :P

 

Thanks. ;D

 


 

Update: Yet another SAW Productions project has been confirmed- GTA: The Movie. Not much is known about this film at the current time, but rumours are that it takes place in Liberty City. Keep an eye out for news to be posted.

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[spoiler=Screenplay. Beware the suckiness]

Xy: Come on Balthier, just take the damned treasure and we can get going!

Balthier: No, Xy, it’s.....different. There’s something about this Auralith that is different...

Xy: Examine it when we get back then!

Balthier: No, it has a connection...to this temple...

*Loud crash noise, and a sinister armoured figure walks in*

???: Balthier, hand over the Auralith, you know you must.

Xy: Balthier?

Balthier: I’m sorry, Xy, but I must hand it over, for your good....

*Another loud crash noise, and lots of Yahri run into the room*

*Xy moves to protect Balthier*

Balthier: Just leave it, Xy. They only want the Auralith.

Xy: Don’t Balthier, please...

*Balthier moves to hand ??? the Auralith*

*Xy knocks the Auralith out of Balthier’s hand and runs to catch it*

Balthier: Xy...What are you doing. You know you cannot control its powers.

???: Yes, Xy. Hand the Auralith over now, and when Ivalice comes, you shall be rewarded...

*Xy moves backwards, away from ???*

Xy: Never.

???: So be it.

*??? Draw’s his blade and moves to Balthier*

Xy: Balthier...

Balthier: Why...

*Screen fades out. Fades in to Xy screaming in bed*

Kytes: Xy? You up already?

*Xy gets changed and moves into the main deck*

Xy: Sorry, bad dream

Kytes: Balthier, I presume?

*Xy goes silent*

Kytes: Look, I know you miss him, but he’s gone now.

Xy: But-

Kytes: No, Xy, it wasn’t your fault, you were protecting us all from Ivalice. Thats all that matters.

*Kytes lays his staff down and moves to comfort Xy*

Kytes: Look, let’s go see Tomaj, there might be news of a Merchant ship approaching?

Xy: I’m not in the-

Kytes: C’mon Xy! What happened to you? You always used to love Ship Hunting!

Xy: Ok, I’ll come, but you can take the lead. I’m REALLY not in the mood for an epic battle.

Kytes: Aww...Ok then. Grab your sword and meet me at the ship.

*Minutes later, an armoured Xy and a fully clad Kytes go to the ship to meet Tomaj*

Tomaj: Ah, Kytes, Xy. Keeping well, I hope?

Kytes: Leave Xy, he’s in a bad mood.

Tomaj: Ah, Balthier, I presume?

*Kytes nods silently*

Xy: Anyway, any news of merchant ships?

Tomaj: Now you mention it, yes.

*Kytes gets hyped up*

Tomaj: Off the coast of the Merac Cuhac Skysea, there is a royal fleet, supposedly filled with treasure. The treasure, though-

*Kytes and Xy sneak off without Tomaj noticing*

Tomaj: is supposed to be a...Oh god...

-Cut scene to the Strahl, Xy’s airship-

Kytes: C’mon! Go already!

Xy: It’s not that easy.

Kytes: What makes this different than any other trip?

Xy: Tomaj mentioned the fact it’s a Royal fleet, so what if we run into Queen Ashe in it?

Kytes: Good point.

Xy: Let’s go explore the Skysea anyway?

Kytes: Sure! We might bump into a few other airships!

Xy: All this talking, it feels weird without Balthier

*Xy stares at a shooting star*

Kytes: Come on! This will cheer you up!

*Kytes and Xy jump onto the Strahl and fly off to Merac Cuhac*

 

*When they arrive, the island is swarmed with Yahri, with a tall Horse-backed figure in the center*

Kytes: Wait, that isn’t...No. It can’t...can it?

Xy: Yes, it’s Odin, Enslaver of All.

Kytes: But isn’t he a legend?

Xy: Yahri are meant to be legends, so...

Kytes: Fair point, but it doesn’t explain why he is here...

Xy: Try that

*Xy points to a shining gem at Odin’s feet*

Kytes: This can’t be any good. That is also meant to be a legend. What is going on...?

Xy: Since Balthier went, lots of odd stuff has being happening.

*Kytes parks the Strahl while Xy examines the island*

Xy: Lets go!

Kytes: Umm, Xy, plan?

Xy: Same as we always do, attack the centre and hope it all goes well!

Kytes: Oh yeah!

*Xy and Kytes charged into the centre of the crowd, striking down all Yahri that stood in their way*

Xy: I may have underestimated the number of them by a bit

Kytes: A BIT!!! Xy, we are swarmed!

Xy: Only one thing to do:

“PYROCLASM!”

*In an instant, the whole battlefield shook, and a purge of fire rained from the sky, holding all the Yahri back while Xy and Kytes blasted them all down.*

Xy: Oh yeah! That’s how we do that!

*Kytes hi-fives Xy*

Odin: Hmm... Such excellent specimens,

Kytes: Wait, specimens?

*Ropes rain from the sky and they tie themselves around Xy and Kytes. Odin grabs the ropes*

Odin: You come with me, or sacrifice him...

*Points to Kytes*

Xy: never! We’ll do whatever you want, as long as we go together!

Odin: So be it.

 

 

 

It is loosely based, as I said, around Final Fantasy XII - Revenant Wings

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[spoiler=Screenplay. Beware the suckiness]

Xy: Come on Balthier' date=' just take the damned treasure and we can get going!

Balthier: No, Xy, it’s.....different. There’s something about this Auralith that is different...

Xy: Examine it when we get back then!

Balthier: No, it has a connection...to this temple...

*Loud crash noise, and a sinister armoured figure walks in*

???: Balthier, hand over the Auralith, you know you must.

Xy: Balthier?

Balthier: I’m sorry, Xy, but I must hand it over, for your good....

*Another loud crash noise, and lots of Yahri run into the room*

*Xy moves to protect Balthier*

Balthier: Just leave it, Xy. They only want the Auralith.

Xy: Don’t Balthier, please...

*Balthier moves to hand ??? the Auralith*

*Xy knocks the Auralith out of Balthier’s hand and runs to catch it*

Balthier: Xy...What are you doing. You know you cannot control its powers.

???: Yes, Xy. Hand the Auralith over now, and when Ivalice comes, you shall be rewarded...

*Xy moves backwards, away from ???*

Xy: Never.

???: So be it.

*??? Draw’s his blade and moves to Balthier*

Xy: Balthier...

Balthier: Why...

*Screen fades out. Fades in to Xy screaming in bed*

Kytes: Xy? You up already?

*Xy gets changed and moves into the main deck*

Xy: Sorry, bad dream

Kytes: Balthier, I presume?

*Xy goes silent*

Kytes: Look, I know you miss him, but he’s gone now.

Xy: But-

Kytes: No, Xy, it wasn’t your fault, you were protecting us all from Ivalice. Thats all that matters.

*Kytes lays his staff down and moves to comfort Xy*

Kytes: Look, let’s go see Tomaj, there might be news of a Merchant ship approaching?

Xy: I’m not in the-

Kytes: C’mon Xy! What happened to you? You always used to love Ship Hunting!

Xy: Ok, I’ll come, but you can take the lead. I’m REALLY not in the mood for an epic battle.

Kytes: Aww...Ok then. Grab your sword and meet me at the ship.

*Minutes later, an armoured Xy and a fully clad Kytes go to the ship to meet Tomaj*

Tomaj: Ah, Kytes, Xy. Keeping well, I hope?

Kytes: Leave Xy, he’s in a bad mood.

Tomaj: Ah, Balthier, I presume?

*Kytes nods silently*

Xy: Anyway, any news of merchant ships?

Tomaj: Now you mention it, yes.

*Kytes gets hyped up*

Tomaj: Off the coast of the Merac Cuhac Skysea, there is a royal fleet, supposedly filled with treasure. The treasure, though-

*Kytes and Xy sneak off without Tomaj noticing*

Tomaj: is supposed to be a...Oh god...

-Cut scene to the Strahl, Xy’s airship-

Kytes: C’mon! Go already!

Xy: It’s not that easy.

Kytes: What makes this different than any other trip?

Xy: Tomaj mentioned the fact it’s a Royal fleet, so what if we run into Queen Ashe in it?

Kytes: Good point.

Xy: Let’s go explore the Skysea anyway?

Kytes: Sure! We might bump into a few other airships!

Xy: All this talking, it feels weird without Balthier

*Xy stares at a shooting star*

Kytes: Come on! This will cheer you up!

*Kytes and Xy jump onto the Strahl and fly off to Merac Cuhac*

 

*When they arrive, the island is swarmed with Yahri, with a tall Horse-backed figure in the center*

Kytes: Wait, that isn’t...No. It can’t...can it?

Xy: Yes, it’s Odin, Enslaver of All.

Kytes: But isn’t he a legend?

Xy: Yahri are meant to be legends, so...

Kytes: Fair point, but it doesn’t explain why he is here...

Xy: Try that

*Xy points to a shining gem at Odin’s feet*

Kytes: This can’t be any good. That is also meant to be a legend. What is going on...?

Xy: Since Balthier went, lots of odd stuff has being happening.

*Kytes parks the Strahl while Xy examines the island*

Xy: Lets go!

Kytes: Umm, Xy, plan?

Xy: Same as we always do, attack the centre and hope it all goes well!

Kytes: Oh yeah!

*Xy and Kytes charged into the centre of the crowd, striking down all Yahri that stood in their way*

Xy: I may have underestimated the number of them by a bit

Kytes: A BIT!!! Xy, we are swarmed!

Xy: Only one thing to do:

“PYROCLASM!”

*In an instant, the whole battlefield shook, and a purge of fire rained from the sky, holding all the Yahri back while Xy and Kytes blasted them all down.*

Xy: Oh yeah! That’s how we do that!

*Kytes hi-fives Xy*

Odin: Hmm... Such excellent specimens,

Kytes: Wait, specimens?

*Ropes rain from the sky and they tie themselves around Xy and Kytes. Odin grabs the ropes*

Odin: You come with me, or sacrifice him...

*Points to Kytes*

Xy: never! We’ll do whatever you want, as long as we go together!

Odin: So be it.

 

 

 

It is loosely based, as I said, around Final Fantasy XII - Revenant Wings

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Just curious, have you fixed it yet as requested?

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