Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 So my friends become a chav. We havn't really been that good of friend s(what with him being a jerk and all). So heres his description: Cheap, whit, baggy track pants, and an white Element shirt, ocasionaly a shirt for a sports team. Stupid big white DC shoes, a cheap baseball cap at a 90 degree angle, faux gold chain around his neck, f a g in his hand (Ill post pics!). And hes become a real jerkoff to, can you guys help me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 I have a kid just like that at my school.I went to his house and raped his family.Next day I was sent to jail and never saw him again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Screw your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Leave him behind and find new people to manipulate make new friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 They're breeding like mad. They're all over the place. -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. Then why did you post this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao.Now I have to go buy a new dictionary. That sentence made mine burst into flames upon reading it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao.Now I have to go buy a new dictionary. That sentence made mine burst into flames upon reading it. I will have nightmares because of that sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao.Now I have to go buy a new dictionary. That sentence made mine burst into flames upon reading it. Is that a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao.Now I have to go buy a new dictionary. That sentence made mine burst into flames upon reading it. I will have nightmares because of that sentence. Yeah, unless I shoot myself with about 10 animal tranquilizers, I won't be getting any sleep tonight >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Stop being his friend then. Duh. lol' date=' no shitz, larx. Don't you think thats already happened. He [b']used[/b] to be my friend. @ amasist feenicks guy: It's not like it really maters, he wasnt my only friend. I have lots of friends, he just being a faglet to me nao.Now I have to go buy a new dictionary. That sentence made mine burst into flames upon reading it. I will have nightmares because of that sentence. Yeah, unless I shoot myself with about 10 animal tranquilizers, I won't be getting any sleep tonight >_> DON'T DO IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 what's a chav?Do you mean a whigger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Become chris brown, beat your GF, then get back together, even though she's a emo. But thats just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Become chris brown' date=' beat your GF, then get back together, even though she's a emo. But thats just me[/quote'] WTF does that have to do with this topic? and bloodrun, chav, wigga, same frigen thynig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Your friend is code for your GF, duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Also he greets his mates with "Sup N***^", "Yo Dawg" and my personal favorite "Sup mah b*^^^" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Slap him in the face, throw his hat on the ground, and tell him to pull up his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted April 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Slap him in the face' date=' throw his hat on the ground, and tell him to pull up his pants.[/quote'] Thats actualy a great idea. :P ...But i'd have run like heck afterwords :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Have a training montage. You'll be a bigger man afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End Of The Abyss Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 A Chav is...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 We have wannabees in N.E. here. They're just as bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 So my friends become a chav. We havn't really been that good of friend s(what with him being a jerk and all). So heres his description: Cheap' date=' whit, baggy track pants, and an white Element shirt, ocasionaly a shirt for a sports team. Stupid big white DC shoes, a cheap baseball cap at a 90 degree angle, faux gold chain around his neck, f a g in his hand (Ill post pics!). And hes [b']become a real jerkoff[/b] to, can you guys help me Lol. Wangster. Slap him in the face' date=' throw his hat on the ground, and tell him to pull up his pants.[/quote'] Thats actualy a great idea. :P ...But i'd have run like heck afterwords :? No. He would fall trying to keep his pants from falling down.You see them everyday, taking up the entire hall with their legs spread apart to keep the pants from falling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 Become chris brown' date=' beat your GF, then get back together, even though she's a emo. But thats just me[/quote'] WTF does that have to do with this topic? and bloodrun, chav, wigga, same frigen thynig[spoiler=[size=xx-small]Warning: Not responsible for the mis-beings of others. Nor the effect this post may have had on your over all cheerfullness.[/size]]Get a tree. Buy a rope. Tie one end like a noose. Tie the other end on the branch in the tree. Invite your friend over. Ask him, do you know what this is? Point to a cotton sweater. No matter what his answer is, say. No, it's a symbol.Wait a few moments..It's a symbol, for this. Point to a picture of Obama, then slide your finger over to a picture of fried chicken.It's a guiding light, away from that (point towards the tree with the noose). If your friend doesn't get it, he's an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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