~Makaveli~ Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Your mom's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters came out. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikesharks2020 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I gots two;"Yo mamma's so fat, when she saw a bus she shouted, 'GET THAT TWINKIE!'"and,"Yo mamma's so fat that when she wore her high heels, she struck oil!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Of Death Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "abcdefg get your big fat but off me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:n00b King:. Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Your mamma so fat her blood type is Prego Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yo Momma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
╬「Selatcia」╬ Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yo Momma's so fat, when she jumped out of the water, people yelled "GO FREE WILLY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Yo Momma's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.tacos Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 hehe funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Yo momma is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection screamed. Yo momma is so fat that she's "yo MOOmma". Yo momma just got pwn3d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssj3_vegeta Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 your mommas so dumb, she threw a rock and missed the groundyour mommas so fat, not even god could lift her spirtyour mommas so fat, some one rang the door bell and she ran to the microwaveyour mommas so hairy, she makes bigfoot look shavedyour mommas so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflecion screams and runs awayyour mommas so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelteryour mommas so poor, buglers broke into her house and left her money and my favourite....your mommas so ugly, she went into a haunted house and got a application Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yo momma's so dumb she fell in love and broke it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Hᵃᵏᵃˢᵉ ◊ Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yo momma's so ugly even Chuck Norris is afraid of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Yo momma is so fat that when people want to learn about infinity, they look into yo momma's stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 Your mother is so fat that she had to get multiple liposuction procedures to maintain her above average weight. Hahahahahaha, I am so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanGio Posted June 13, 2009 Report Share Posted June 13, 2009 Yo mama's like home depot, 50 cents a screw! XD Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the window, you lost 3 days of sunlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 She so fat,even Naruto doesn't believe it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Yo mama's so fat, she jumped into the sea and the whales started singing "we are family" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted June 17, 2009 Report Share Posted June 17, 2009 Yo momma is so stupid she trips over a wireless phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josh26534 Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 oh yea!yo mama so SKINNY that her nipples are touching.LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Shore Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yo momma's so fat that when she walks down the street the people say "look at that huge fat person who is fat and ugly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 these 2 are original. i dont know how you screwed up the first one xp1: yo momma so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the whales jumped out and said "WE ARE FAMILY!!!! EVEN THOUGH YOURE FATTER THAN ME!!!!!!And how could you have forgotten this one?2: yo momma so stupid she traded her car for gas money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Yo momma so ugly Obama lost hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 i forgot 1 yo momma so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest they were like "sorry, no proffesionals!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rise of the Eldrazi Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 you mommas so fat she had to take a crane to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparta™ Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Yo Momma Cooking so bad yo family pray AFTER they eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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