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It's so obvious isn't it?

 

When a pizza is falling it twists into a parallel dimension where Satan and Jesus do the "rain dance" around it to unleash the 7 Nazi Harpies who will add ultimate flavor to the pizza. The pizza will then grow wings and fly back into our dimension and continue to fall onto your plate/floor.

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Yes' date=' gravity adds a certain flavor to it not found anywhere else in the world.[/b']

 

I'm sure you thought this topic would be soo clever.

This is why. Its just that your small brain can't process this information quicker than the most retarded Snail ever concieved by evil retarded baby chimps. Which don't even exist. So your mind, processess information soooo slow, that it dosent exist.

 

Yes. Gravity+Pizza (or any italian disk shaped pie)= EPICNESS that Is soo epic, not even god can compare.

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Yes' date=' gravity adds a certain flavor to it not found anywhere else in the world.[/b']

 

I'm sure you thought this topic would be soo clever.

This is why. Its just that your small brain can't process this information quicker than the most retarded Snail ever concieved by evil retarded baby chimps. Which don't even exist. So your mind' date=' processess information soooo slow, that it dosent exist.

 

Yes. Gravity+Pizza (or any italian disk shaped pie)= EPICNESS that Is soo epic, not even god can compare.

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Your attempt at humor does not amuse me. You are seriously trying too hard.

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Yes' date=' gravity adds a certain flavor to it not found anywhere else in the world.[/b']

 

I'm sure you thought this topic would be soo clever.

This is why. Its just that your small brain can't process this information quicker than the most retarded Snail ever concieved by evil retarded baby chimps. Which don't even exist. So your mind' date=' processess information soooo slow, that it dosent exist.

 

Yes. Gravity+Pizza (or any italian disk shaped pie)= EPICNESS that Is soo epic, not even god can compare.

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Your attempt at humor does not amuse me. You are seriously trying too hard.

Its because I can win arguments. You can't. End of.

 

I'm not being humorous. Its just the ways you humiliate yourself that are. I just put it in a certain umm context, that makes it understandable that you try soooo hard to bash or flame someone that you're a failure at anything and everything you do.

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Yes' date=' gravity adds a certain flavor to it not found anywhere else in the world.[/b']

 

I'm sure you thought this topic would be soo clever.

This is why. Its just that your small brain can't process this information quicker than the most retarded Snail ever concieved by evil retarded baby chimps. Which don't even exist. So your mind' date=' processess information soooo slow, that it dosent exist.

 

Yes. Gravity+Pizza (or any italian disk shaped pie)= EPICNESS that Is soo epic, not even god can compare.

[/quote']

Your attempt at humor does not amuse me. You are seriously trying too hard.

Its because I can win arguments. You can't. End of.

 

I'm not being humorous. Its just the ways you humiliate yourself that are. I just put it in a certain umm context, that makes it understandable that you try soooo hard to bash or flame someone that you're a failure at anything and everything you do.

 

There's no need to make a comeback.

 

It's the internet.

 

-glassberry

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The motion of the pizza falling to the ground causes pockets of air in the pizza to pop, leading to a smooth, crispy and delicious pizza-eating experience.

 

Pizza that has fallen:

 

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Pizza that has not fallen:

 

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^ when you drop it, are you supposed to have a guy on the recieving end? Or what, cuz I'm gonna drop it and I don't know what to do .

 

You generally have three options:

1. Drop it into a pan

2. Drop it onto the floor

3. Drop it onto the head of a guy with a flat-top haircut

 

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The advantage of the third option is that you get a nice dimpled texture on the bottom of your pizza...if you don't mind a few hair follicles in your meal.

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