Shrekstasy Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 f*** obligation It's raping time.xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Start a small bond fire and start playing a song on an acoustic guitar. Then casually sit the guitar down and begin to talk about something. About half-way through the conversation ask him the question. If his response isn't to your satisfaction, funking chunk him in the fire and stomp him until he stops screaming. Even if you never find out when he was planning to leave; he'll either die or be forced to leave do to his injuries anyway. It's a win-win situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 ^ or. You could drug him. Steal his cash, take his car (me putting into consideration that he has a car). Foreclose his house, disclose his life. Burn his contract for disclosure. And burn his eyes. Kick his balls repeatedly for considering leaving and spit in his mouth. Cut off his fingers and make a pie, feed it to him and criple him with a sledgehammer. Chain his arms to your basement wall and listen to the sweet sounds of his screens echo through the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 As soon as he comes ask him in a politly way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorc: The Dark One Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 ask him as he gets through the door. but ask it as So' date=' how long is your stay.... that way it doesn't sound as rude.[/quote'] This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyPooBoy Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 When something like that happens, as soon as he enters my house, I ask him how long he is staying. EDIT: Lol, I just realized that you guys said the exact same thing! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandorian Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 i'd just ask at a random moment. you know like in the middle of a conversation or out of the blue. but you'd ask "so how long are you staying?" rather than "when are you leaving?" it would make the person have one of 2 effects. either he will be really ticked or considerate and answer the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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