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So let's say there's this guy that's coming over...


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Start a small bond fire and start playing a song on an acoustic guitar. Then casually sit the guitar down and begin to talk about something. About half-way through the conversation ask him the question. If his response isn't to your satisfaction, funking chunk him in the fire and stomp him until he stops screaming.

 

Even if you never find out when he was planning to leave; he'll either die or be forced to leave do to his injuries anyway.

 

It's a win-win situation.

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^ or. You could drug him. Steal his cash, take his car (me putting into consideration that he has a car). Foreclose his house, disclose his life. Burn his contract for disclosure. And burn his eyes. Kick his balls repeatedly for considering leaving and spit in his mouth. Cut off his fingers and make a pie, feed it to him and criple him with a sledgehammer. Chain his arms to your basement wall and listen to the sweet sounds of his screens echo through the air.

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i'd just ask at a random moment. you know like in the middle of a conversation or out of the blue. but you'd ask "so how long are you staying?" rather than "when are you leaving?" it would make the person have one of 2 effects. either he will be really ticked or considerate and answer the question.

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