Lexeaus Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 If you could would you rent the pope for the day?If you would what would you have him do for you?If not you suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd use him as a light-stand. He'd just stand in the corner all day, holding a lightbulb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd use him to pick the winning lottery numbers. After all, he's infallible, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd use him to pick the winning lottery numbers. After all' date=' he's infallible, right?[/quote'] A couple of centuries ago, yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L33t Jenkins Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'll have him give me awnsers to the R.E exam.He can explain it to me in l33t so no-noe knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd force him to let me ride in the Popemobile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would make him fight with Michael Jackson over a small child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd use him to pick the winning lottery numbers. After all' date=' he's infallible, right?[/quote'] A couple of centuries ago, yes. No one said it'd be the current pope, yah? I'd make him unbanish Martin Luther. And Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 The pope can bite me. He never did anything for the world and you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexeaus Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 lol that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd have him slap the queen of England so that I can measure exactly how loud every Irish person in the world cheering would be and record it. Then I could sell it to a beer company for use in an awesome commercial. Then I'd get bored, wear his miter (the funny hat) and ride around in the popemobile. And of course I'd have him bless my toilet so it would be full of holy water. That way I could make a literal holy crap joke XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Get him to steal stuff for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd use him to pick the winning lottery numbers. After all' date=' he's infallible, right?[/quote'] A couple of centuries ago, yes. The Catholic Church didn't invent the Doctrine of Infallibility until near the end of the 19th century. Thus, a couple of centuries ago, he wasn't infallible, but he is now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexeaus Posted May 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Are we twisted foe this? Nah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would rent the Pope and force him declare Catholicism a fallacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Terrible terrible things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 Ask him to say he's a nazi on youtube cause the internet is way better then T.V then let him take me to a strip club ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd have him bless my toilet so it would be full of holy water. That way I could make a literal holy crap joke XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 take his hat, and force him to let me be the new pope. then i would destroy all religion as we no it.... then take the popemobile for a joy ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I'd make him hand out birth control items to hobos :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haseo Posted May 13, 2009 Report Share Posted May 13, 2009 I would make him fight with Michael Jackson over a small child. OMG! Who would the small child be? I'd have him bless my toilet so it would be full of holy water. That way I could make a literal holy crap joke XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 14, 2009 Report Share Posted May 14, 2009 Possibly.I'd make him rewrite the Bible. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted May 15, 2009 Report Share Posted May 15, 2009 Yes, I would make him listen to my rant about "the scourge that is god and christianity". After listening to my rant he will fall, becoming forever brainwashed and will be forced to do the master's bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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