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When I was 5, I had to get 6 stiches in my right pinky because I was dumb enough to play with a piece of glass. Almost had to get the thing amputated.

 

And about a year ago had to have an ingrown toenail removed. My Left foot was in a plastic bag all day in order to keep it from getting infected. And it was numb which felt wierd, but eh...

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When I was 5' date=' I had to get 6 stiches in my right pinky because I was dumb enough to play with a piece of glass. Almost had to get the thing amputated.

 

And about a year ago had to have an ingrown toenail removed. My Left foot was in a plastic bag all day in order to keep it from getting infected. And it was numb which felt wierd, but eh...

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When I use to play with glass, I would just put neosporin on it and a band-aid.

 

That bag on your foot must have looked funny. lol

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Christmas Morning '06, I got my first skateboard. First time I tried it, my leg got caught under the wheel. My Leg did a 360 and I did the splits at the same time. THAT results in a Snapped Femur.

So, yeah, it was a 6 Hour Surgery to put rods into the bones to hold them together. I got them out about 11 Months later. Turned out they were purple. ^_^

I would tell the whole story, but it's way too long. XD

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Christmas Morning '06' date=' I got my first skateboard. First time I tried it, my leg got caught under the wheel. My Leg did a 360 and I did the splits at the same time. THAT results in a Snapped Femur.

So, yeah, it was a 6 Hour Surgery to put rods into the bones to hold them together. I got them out about 11 Months later. Turned out they were purple. ^_^

I would tell the whole story, but it's way too long. XD

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Holy $#!%. That must have hurt. And on Christmas. (Wants to hear the story.)

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I remember getting ice cream though. Yay. =3

 

Win. =D

 

Yes' date=' but if it [i']really[/i] happened, then he wouldn't be going onto the internet talking about his surgery, would he now? He is probably just lying about it to try to get some sympathy.

 

Why would anyone be stupid enough to come to YCM or worse yet, General, to get sympathy? Seriously.

 

I had to get stitches when I was two because I ran into an open drawer. Blood everywhere. Pretty awesome.

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I'm not allowed to eat ice cream yet. All I get today is stuff like juice, pop, or water. Sicne I JUST got out today. I can have soft foods tomorrow. And I can have ice cream the day after because they were worried about flem coming so soon.

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Fractured my skull. Wasn't fun. I woke up with a massive headache. D:

 

How did that happen?

 

Face-planted on the edge of a metal doorframe.

 

Ouch. Do you have a plate in your head or something?

 

My head probably IS a metal plate.

 

I smashed my head pretty hard against concrete when I was about 8, and I was perfectly fine.

 

A lot of blood, but I didn't need to go to the hospital or anything. If anything, I probably cracked the concrete. xD

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So far' date=' my most recent surgeries have been last January, when I got [b']my Wisdom Teeth taken out[/b] and when I had to have surgery for a Hemmorage.

Hey! Same as me a couple of years ago! I held the Hospital's record that week for being the longest to go under the gas. I breathed it in for 48 seconds before going out cold! Oh, and when I had my Kidneys done they had to sedate me with a needle 'cause I didn't want to take the gas again.

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Once.

I actually remember another you could call "Funny" thing that happened.

 

I was playing a football game, official school crap & stuff, so the ball came near to the crouch area & the some guy kicked my testicles =/ no surgery happened, I acted as if nothing happened. Then I returned & kicked the guys balls & called it an accident. \=

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^ Ouuuch. lol.

 

I've gotten 6 surgeries in the past two months. I SWEAR to God- I started to keep track after the third because I get hurt so often. I spend more time in the hospital than anywhere else. I think I've gone to school like, twice this month. lol. Okay, here it goes..

- False knee replacement. You don't need to know why that happened.

- Pancreas removed. Not exactly sure why.

- Tonsils removed (ironically enough). Also don't know why.

- Broken leg needed surgery because of some weird open infection.

- Heart surgery. Wasn't pumping enough blood, so it needed to be "Fixed."

- (This was my option) Nose surgery. I have problems with the way my nose looks.

 

Did I mention I'm only sixteen? And that I can only handle so much? Yeah, I tried telling the hospital that but they didn't really care, so now I'm practically in a coma >/.

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I had to get stitches on my eyeball because I was rolling on the floor and drove my eye into the corner of my sister's bed.

 

Lies.

 

 

Your eye would have been removed. You cannot stitch an eye.

 

Your freaking stupid ofcourse they can stitch someones eye

 

PS. i had ACL surgery on my knee. Whoever says soccer is a sissy sport has never payed it.

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