harhar Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I had my butthole stitched up so the rapist wouldn't hurt me. /troll ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santi :D Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I had my butthole stitched up so the rapist wouldn't hurt me. /troll ftw. That guy is my sugar daddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I had my butthole stitched up so the rapist wouldn't hurt me. /troll ftw. That guy is my sugar daddy. That's....pretty freakin' awesome.Lucky bastard <.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 [align=center]When I was born I had like a 30 something Blood sugar, so I needes surgery and stuff for that. Um... I've had like 4 teeth pulled (If that counts). I needed stitches right next to my eye (on the little wrinkle just to the left of your eye). I ran into a plastic toy plane when I was 4... I am so smart =D.I got a splinter that we couldn't get out, so I went to the doctor. She numbed it, then cut it out with a scalpel... [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 i've been in the hospital twice,ones a funny (Not really) story: [spoiler=The first time]I was (little and) in my camper, and fell out of the counter thing above my bed; busted my chin open and went to the hospital [spoiler=The second (and not really funny) one]I was (little and) eating waffles and went inside the bathroom for no reason; fell, and hit the edge of the toilet with my mouth and blood was a little waterfall from my mouth. My mom came in and saw it and waffles started coming out of my mouth that i waz eating and my mom thought they were my teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Anyone wanna take a crack at how much (on a scale of 10) my post-surgery self hurt? +2 Reps to the person who gets closest (seriously, but it has to be or away) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Anyone wanna take a crack at how much (on a scale of 10) my post-surgery self hurt? +2 Reps to the person who gets closest (seriously' date=' but it has to be or away)[/quote']0/10 because of shock?0/10 because of shock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Nope. I mean physical pain and I did feel it...Edit: You can guess again, if you want... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 .:Lawliet:., I vote a 9. Just because I'm cool like that. Some of these are just because of stupidicy. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I'll go with you. I voted 11/10, but that's just me XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I WAS going to guess that. But thought you meant on an actual scale that doesn't go over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I broke my arm once, but I can't remember if that required surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 Lucky for you, I said 2 or less away XD But, yeah. Hurt like hell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted May 30, 2009 Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 I was once hospitalized for dehydration. Nothing much, except they gave me this fluid thing that smelled like cherries, but tasted like garbage. So they wound up giving it to me through a needle. My sister, though, was hospitalized because her appendix burst. And what's really sad about that is that the first doctor she went to told my mom that it was only gas. What an idiot. >_< YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS. I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!! DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.[/quote'] Is this the part were I fear being attacked by a guy who is blind in one eye and smacked his head on the side of the bed? Hey, I didn't know you live in NYC too, ~Emo~. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2009 My sister' date=' though, was hospitalized because her appendix burst. And what's really sad about that is that the first doctor she went to told my mom that it was only gas. What an idiot. >_<[/quote'] Yeah. Doctors are just getting stupid. At least they don't cut your skull open when we have headaches anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 it goes the same for some I know, who feel you don't need painkillers and that you're supposed to be able to endure the pain all by yourself, and if you can't that's your problem One of my friends had a deep cut into his leg and a doctor chose to stick a needle into the cut just to test his endurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybobman Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 ii got both my adnoids AND tonsils out. i got my tonsils out because they were HUGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 My sister' date=' though, was hospitalized because her appendix burst. And what's really sad about that is that the first doctor she went to told my mom that it was only gas. What an idiot. >_<[/quote'] Yeah. Doctors are just getting stupid. At least they don't cut your skull open when we have headaches anymore.GETTING!?yes doctors are stupid once my friends had a cast on and when the doctor got the saw to cut it off he cut my friends arm badly. i was playing badminton and the birdie got stuck on the roof. So a got a push broom and threw it up to the roof and tried to knock the bordie down. the broom came back down and made a huge gash on the back of my head. If i hadn't looked down i would be blind right now.Oh yeah the birdie was still stuck up there when i came home from the hospital (I got a lot of stitches) then i was smart and got a ladder.Oh yeah i forgot my best friends dad was in the ambulance that came to pick me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS. Warned. +10%. DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.[/quote'] Warned again. +30%. Oh, and enough with this "Cool story, bro" stuff. -glassberry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 i was at the top of some ladders and my sister didnt think to look up and pulled them from underneath me not knowing i was there I sprained loike my whole right leg now i cant use it properly and it was 4 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowboy Dan Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Right... You actually expect us to believe you got surgery? No offense' date=' but I don't believe you at all. Me? No, I've never had surgery.[/quote'] What makes you think so? Lots os people have tonsils removed. Anyway, no surgeries for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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