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OhHerro Newbie

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sue his ass off

 

rofl for what? Expressing his freedom to free speech?

 

Just ignore it. He's a homeless kid that doesn't leave his house. I bet you can count the number of acquaintances he has on one hand. With two of the fingers cut off.

 

You've nothing to worry about.

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Not really, no.

Think about it this way' date=' who is going to read his blog?

[b']misc people over the internet. So called "close friends". And her family, the people he's trashing.[/b]

And of those people, which of them will know who he is talking about?

does it matter?

And of those people, who is going to believe what he says?

all of them. You would believe everything i've said on this thread, even if it all were a lie. Because you didn't know any better.

The end result is pretty much him and his mom.

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Not really' date=' no.[hr']

Think about it this way' date=' who is going to read his blog?

[b']misc people over the internet. So called "close friends". And her family, the people he's trashing.[/b]

He's homeschooled, and from your description, a total creep. Does he have friends? And the people he's trashing obviously know better than to believe any of the garbage he's spewing.

And of those people, which of them will know who he is talking about?

does it matter?

If its just a random person on the net, who cares what they think? You're never going to meet them, IRL. And even if you do, I doubt they'll remember this little blog they saw once and instantly go OMGITSYOU!

And of those people, who is going to believe what he says?

all of them. You would believe everything i've said on this thread, even if it all were a lie. Because you didn't know any better.

Again, who cares what strangers you'll never meet think?

The end result is pretty much him and his mom.

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sue his ass off

 

rofl for what? Expressing his freedom to free speech?

 

Just ignore it. He's a homeless kid that doesn't leave his house. I bet you can count the number of acquaintances he has on one hand. With two of the fingers cut off.

 

You've nothing to worry about.

sue his families ass of

You know you need a liscense to practice law' date=' right?

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ummmmmmmmmmmmm no

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all of them. You would believe everything i've said on this thread' date=' even if it all were a lie. Because you didn't know any better.

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Precisely.

 

I haven't a bloody clue who you are, I haven't a bloody clue if you have a girlfriend, and I haven't a bloody clue if she has a next-door neighbor home-schooled stalker blogger etcetera etcetera.

 

And because of that, if I meet you in the street, I won't recognize you; if I meet her in the street, I won't know it's her; and if I meet the ex in a shopping mall, I won't have any idea that you were talking about him. And if you are lying, then the only information I have about these people is false, so I won't know it's them even if I end up as the ex's college roommate.

 

The underlying truth is that, to me - and, if I may say so, to all of us - these aren't people that you're talking about. Even if you give them names, they won't be Robert Brown or Jenn McSoutherby to us; they'll just be Hunter's Girlfriend and Hunter's Girlfriend's Ex. And you yourself are just a username on my computer screen, not a guy with whom I sit down to lunch.

 

In the end, your girlfriend has three identities - Jenn McSoutherby, Hunter's Girlfriend, and Oh That Horrible Person That Guy Is Ranting About On His Blog - and all three are disjoint from one another. They cannot be connected, and thus there is no effect whatsoever, unless someone knows her well in real life and reads the guy's blog and realizes that they are the same person and mindlessly believes everything the blog says and has enough contact with Jenn in real life for it to actually matter. Unless that happens, the person isn't tarnished by the blog; it's just another short character string on a computer screen that is disconnected from an actual human being.

 

I am Crab Helmet. You probably know me as that guy who comes in and calls people idiots, but if you met me in real life, could you connect Crab Helmet to the real me? Even if I told you about myself here, possibly including a name, could you merge my two faces?

 

I'm half-Irish, half-Scottish, half-Russian, half-Liar, I was raised in Boston before moving to Florida where I was finally born, I was a state champion chess player before an arm injury benched me for a season and I had to play basketball instead, my cooking is superb, I'm female, I can't cook to save my life, I'm a high school freshman, I'm a kind and generous person, I've just been accepted to MIT but I'm going to Stanford instead, I enjoy long moonlit walks by the beach, my hair is long, white, black, silver, gone, regrown, and cut into the shape of a three-wheeled bicycle, I have pretty eyes, I'm 20, I have a girlfriend, I have two girlfriends and a boyfriend, I have three exes, I'm gay, I'm straight, I'm lesbian, I've been happily married for forty years, my married is in ruins, my children are in ruins, I shot JFK, I think Hitler was right, I'm broke, dying, starving, and typing this with my last breath, except I'm surviving by eating the small animals that I'd normally be torturing, and I'm generally the most least not reverse inverted un-detestable person in the world on opposite day, so you'd all better start hating me. Also, my name is Simon.

 

Somehow, I think I'm safe. (Or do I?)

 

But let's suppose I'm more straightforward. Here are some true facts: I live in Palo Alto, California, I'm 18, I'm a senior, I'm valedictorian, I have two younger brothers, and I used to have a girlfriend except then I WAS A HORRIBLE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND SO IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SHES HORRIBLE TOO THEY SHOULD BOTH DIE also my real full name is Jacob Reagan. Now, suppose someone were to post those facts on the internet - you know, like I'm doing right now. Think it's going to actually hurt me in real life? I doubt it.

 

And in the end, that narrows it down to nobody who reads it mattering except the blogger and his mom. And they don't matter anyhow.

 

You know you need a liscense to practice law' date=' right?

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ummmmmmmmmmmmm no

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_examination

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all of them. You would believe everything i've said on this thread' date=' even if it all were a lie. Because you didn't know any better.

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Precisely.

 

I haven't a bloody clue who you are, I haven't a bloody clue if you have a girlfriend, and I haven't a bloody clue if she has a next-door neighbor home-schooled stalker blogger etcetera etcetera.

 

And because of that, if I meet you in the street, I won't recognize you; if I meet her in the street, I won't know it's her; and if I meet the ex in a shopping mall, I won't have any idea that you were talking about him. And if you are lying, then the only information I have about these people is false, so I won't know it's them even if I end up as the ex's college roommate.

 

The underlying truth is that, to me - and, if I may say so, to all of us - these aren't people that you're talking about. Even if you give them names, they won't be Robert Brown or Jenn McSoutherby to us; they'll just be Hunter's Girlfriend and Hunter's Girlfriend's Ex. And you yourself are just a username on my computer screen, not a guy with whom I sit down to lunch.

 

In the end, your girlfriend has three identities - Jenn McSoutherby, Hunter's Girlfriend, and Oh That Horrible Person That Guy Is Ranting About On His Blog - and all three are disjoint from one another. They cannot be connected, and thus there is no effect whatsoever, unless someone knows her well in real life and reads the guy's blog and realizes that they are the same person and mindlessly believes everything the blog says and has enough contact with Jenn in real life for it to actually matter. Unless that happens, the person isn't tarnished by the blog; it's just another short character string on a computer screen that is disconnected from an actual human being.

 

I am Crab Helmet. You probably know me as that guy who comes in and calls people idiots, but if you met me in real life, could you connect Crab Helmet to the real me? Even if I told you about myself here, possibly including a name, could you merge my two faces?

 

I'm half-Irish, half-Scottish, half-Russian, half-Liar, I was raised in Boston before moving to Florida where I was finally born, I was a state champion chess player before an arm injury benched me for a season and I had to play basketball instead, my cooking is superb, I'm female, I can't cook to save my life, I'm a high school freshman, I'm a kind and generous person, I've just been accepted to MIT but I'm going to Stanford instead, I enjoy long moonlit walks by the beach, my hair is long, white, black, silver, gone, regrown, and cut into the shape of a three-wheeled bicycle, I have pretty eyes, I'm 20, I have a girlfriend, I have two girlfriends and a boyfriend, I have three exes, I'm gay, I'm straight, I'm lesbian, I've been happily married for forty years, my married is in ruins, my children are in ruins, I shot JFK, I think Hitler was right, I'm broke, dying, starving, and typing this with my last breath, except I'm surviving by eating the small animals that I'd normally be torturing, and I'm generally the most least not reverse inverted un-detestable person in the world on opposite day, so you'd all better start hating me. Also, my name is Simon.

 

Somehow, I think I'm safe. (Or do I?)

 

But let's suppose I'm more straightforward. Here are some true facts: I live in Palo Alto, California, I'm 18, I'm a senior, I'm valedictorian, I have two younger brothers, and I used to have a girlfriend except then I WAS A HORRIBLE THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND SO IS MY NEW GIRLFRIEND SHES HORRIBLE TOO THEY SHOULD BOTH DIE also my real full name is Jacob Reagan. Now, suppose someone were to post those facts on the internet - you know, like I'm doing right now. Think it's going to actually hurt me in real life? I doubt it.

 

And in the end, that narrows it down to nobody who reads it mattering except the blogger and his mom. And they don't matter anyhow.

 

You know you need a liscense to practice law' date=' right?

[/quote']

 

ummmmmmmmmmmmm no

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_examination

 

I would sig this, but no. It's best savored here. +1interwebz.

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Do what I do to people who cause drama.

 

Plan out this entire rant about how much of a nothing they are (or something else that is hurtful[sP?]) and ignore everything they say. Keep pestering them over and over again, until they finally snap, and keep doing it. Once they attack you, knock their A$* down, and then keep on doing what you're doing. Eventually, no matter how big or tough they are, they will fall down into a puddle of mush.

 

Thats what I do, and it works about 80% of the time. (The only time it doesn't really is when you know this person and have been to their house more than 3 times.)

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Do what I do to people who cause drama.

 

Plan out this entire rant about how much of a nothing they are (or something else that is hurtful[sP?]) and ignore everything they say. Keep pestering them over and over again' date=' until they finally snap, and keep doing it. Once they attack you, knock their A$* down, and then keep on doing what you're doing. Eventually, no matter how big or tough they are, they will fall down into a puddle of mush.

 

Thats what I do, and it works about 80% of the time. (The only time it doesn't really is when you know this person and have been to their house more than 3 times.)

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Lawl, internet tough guy. "Oh, yeah, what I do is get them all riled up, and then I let them get the first strike, and then I totally whoop them because I'm awesome, and then I keep doing that until they get on their knees and cry and beg for mercy. Yup, I do that all the time, and it tends to work, no matter how big and strong they are, 'cause this is me we're talking about."

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Just wait until he can't take it anymore or he runs out if ideas.

 

Then you drag him at the middle of the night, beat him senseless, and put him in a secret location where nobody can find him. Also, make sure he is too weak to move his parts, so he won't reveal himself. Tie up his mouth so he can't say anything.

 

Then again, if this fails, I won't be seeing you post for months/years/decades/centuries/era/eon/eternity.

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I know it sounds really childish but just talk to his parents:/ God I feel so pathetic right now but it seems like the right thing to do. No need to make a big deal out of it just... tell on him. He's only a home schooled 16 year old so it's not as if it's going to break out into a gun fight.

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