EliteKill Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Well, my sister got an issue of MAD Kids (I love MAD Mag and I told my parents to but MAD Kids for her) and they had Yugioh knockoffs.... Here they are, scanned and with effects: If there is a monster on your opponent's side of the field and there are no monsters o your side of the field, what's wrong with you? Do you have bad breath? Did you cut one? Does your breath smells like you cut one? Forget about pating Life Point. Pay 2 bucks and get a pack of Tic-Tacks! Discard this card from your field immediatley. Now go back and get it so you can finish reading these instructions (We'll wait...) Oh, you're back! Summon from your Graveyard one of your opponent's nibster that was thought to be dead but was merely napping. Sell it on eBay for as mucha s you can. Increase the value of this card by scotch taping a five dollar bill to the back of it. When you get sick of playing this game, this card may be redeemed for a free shrimp coctail at any participating Red Lobster restraunt. Take 1 card from yout opponent's si of the field and use it to pick out whatever it is that's stuck between your teeth. Now resume play. Remove an additional card from your opponent's field and carefully fold it into a delicate swan, then return it to your opponent. If you have (Continued on the next card) Remove from play 1 face-up monster on your opponent's side of he field. Then take another one from youe opponent. and yet another. ake 'em all! If he complains, just tell him you're doing what the card told you to, then call him a miserable little cheater. When this card destroys an opponent's monster as a result of a battle and sends it to the Graveyard, you can Special Summon "ClownBird" from your Deck to help you dig the monster's grave and go through his pockets for any spare change before burying him. Discard 1 card from your hand. Remove from play 1 face-up monster on your opponent's side of the field. Now put your right foot in, and put your right foot out. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateWarrior Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 URGgo to hellmanyour card sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteKill Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Dude, read please. I didn't make them. They're from a satire magazine. URG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateWarrior Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 but sucks in the same time¬.¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkippyBaker Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, dude the MAD cards are hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliteKill Posted June 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 Glad you like them :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenriqueSakura Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 hsaushasuahvery nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateWarrior Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 you're a lsoer henriqueeveyone here sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 UltimateWarrior = Realsage/ Darksage. Cards are funny but probably not this section, you didn't make them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ BT Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 My EYES!! I'm blinded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdmilleo Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 lol these arr funny 100/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
◊ Hᵃᵏᵃˢᵉ ◊ Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I love these cards. My friend has them, I always look at them when I'm pissed at Yugioh and am like, omfg this is whats gonna keep me going. Rofl rofl rofl. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 These suck. I would sell these to a little kid for a lot of money and buy something thats actually worth my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdmilleo Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 thats whats so funny about them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 They are actually very comedic and funny. Though they use old OCG I can still see the humour. These are real joke cards. Not like the crap you get in the Joke Card Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Harper Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 i like Morphing Jar Jar's pic 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic-skull Posted June 8, 2009 Report Share Posted June 8, 2009 :lol: i like the first one about the star level 2+2=4 heh heh:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Riku~ Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 How dare you defile the holiness of YCM with these stupid, vapid juvenile "cards"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
740kt Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted June 11, 2009 Report Share Posted June 11, 2009 lol, nice cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowblade Posted June 12, 2009 Report Share Posted June 12, 2009 LOL! OMG! these are great. they poke fun at about everything wrong with the actual game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birnam Wood Macdonwaldbain Posted August 17, 2012 Report Share Posted August 17, 2012 Niice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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