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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

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Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

 

Well, I would figure.

If they ate quarters and pooped a dollar out...

wouldn't they poop quarters if they ate a dollar.

It would make sense =/

 

nonono, You have to shove the dollar up his butt,

then he'll throw up the quarters.

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

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Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

 

Well, I would figure.

If they ate quarters and pooped a dollar out...

wouldn't they poop quarters if they ate a dollar.

It would make sense =/

 

You know he's got a point. :D

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My sister' date=' being 6 at this time, decided it was a good idea to play doctor and mix up the medicine in the medical cabinet. My mother mistook asthma medicine for Aspirin. She started freaking out and we rushed to the hospital. >>"

 

And she always annoys me when I'm doing something. "Big bro, what're you drawing?" "Big bro, lemme' see!" Ugh. She's so annoying. D:

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I've got a 6 year old sister at home, nags me as well. One time, my little sister decided it was a good idea to walk around in the loft of an old barn in clogs, she stepped on a nail, epic fail that was.[/align]

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My sister is obsessed with musicals and Johnny Depp. She tries to cram those things into as many unfitting conversations as possible. ...She often goes around spouting random song lyrics in the middle of a sentence.

 

Her: Do the dishes!

 

Me: I'll get to it in a minute.

 

Her: Do 'em now! 1-2-3...

 

Me: Are you counting?! Now I'm not gonna!

 

Her: Fine! *huffy* Since you've crossed ♪the point of no returrrn...♪ You'll regret this! ♪I will have vengance...!♪

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my younger brother Tried to race me down the street and tripped over one of those big rocks (for décor) he had to get 35 stiches.

 

My older brother (22 years old) tried street racing with and old '68 Fastback. First try and he blew the transmission.

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My lil bro breaks literally EVERY game system I have/had. First, he lost my GBA. Then he broke our PS2 by stepping on the disc holder. When I got my DS (the original model), he banged it up badly, so the touch screen won't work. Finally, when he got his OWN DS Lite, he did practically the same thing, except he drew all over it XD. The only thing he didn't break was our first system, the N64.

Also, he's now obsessed with Bionicle, so now he's wasting all his DSi picture memory on damn snapshots of them.

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My siblings don't do the epic fails. It seems to be me doing that.

 

Stuff like accidentally putting bagel bites in the microwave for 20 minutes and making the microwave catch on fire and fill my kitchen with smoke while I played guitar in my room, unable to hear the smoke alarms.

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