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I like a Laugh so I owuld like to see the type of hilarious cards that you YCMers can come up with

 

END DATE - 20th of this month (i'm in AUS so work it out)

 

1st - 3 rep 12 points

2nd - 2 rep 8 points

3rd - 10 points

 

I dont care how many you make just as there is a monster type card and a magic/trap card AND THEY MUST BE FUNNY

 

 

ENJOY

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here is my card...points sent

 

Super Awsome Special Card

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you can only activate this cards effect by paying half your life points.when you do that you must dance and bark like a dog.after you do that remove from play the top 10 cards on your deck.then draw 9 cards and remove them from play.then go wash your hair with mango shampoo and cherry de-tangler.after you do that you must pay half your life points and tell your opponent that you want to make out with a hotdog.then you must make out with a hotdog.after you do that you must pay half your life points to special summon a monster.then remove it from play.then your opponents monsters must attack you directly.then you must marry a hotdog.then...i forgot where i was going with this...ohh well..remove this card from play at the end of your turn.

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Note: The monster has no stars because it's really "weak".

 

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Effect:

If this monster is in your hand or Deck at the start of the Duel, it is Summoned to the field in face-up Attack position. This monster cannot switch Battle Positions. This monster cannot attack. This monster cannot be Tributed. This monster is unaffected by the effects of Spell, Trap, and Monster Cards. Whatever you do, don't put this card in your Deck. The circulation has warned you...

 

 

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Effect:

Ask your opponent the question. If your opponent says yes, throw him/her a cookie for telling the truth. If your opponent says no, say "Yeah suuure" or "Riiiiight". Tell your opponent "U kno u liek teh mudkipz". If your opponent still denies that he/she likes them, slap him/her in the face. If he/she gets mad, suprised, sad, upset, hurt, devious, or anything around that, Spartan kick him/her to the ground and do the following based on your opponent's gender:

-Male: Duct tape your opponent to a splintery wooden wall/fence. Dropkick your opponent in the nuts. If your opponent makes a sound after being kicked in the nuts, give your opponent an atomic wedgie and tell him to ACCEPT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

-Female: Give her a full nelson. Say to your opponent "You're a girl, you must liek mudkipz". Slam her into a wall until she admits the truth.

 

 

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Effect:

This card can only be activated after the effect of "U Liek MuDIpZz??!!" resolves and your opponent fools you. Summon a number of Mudkipz equal to the number of people on Earth x the highest number you can think of. Your opponent must accept TEH LUV OF TEH MUDKIPZZ or else he/she is screwed. If your opponent says he/she is not afraid of mudkipz, Each part of the field, in front of a mudkip, will be a gatling gun, and Bulletproof outfit that can withstand any Bullet. After the previous effect resolves, activate one of the following effects:

-Opponent is scared: Keep scaring him/her until he/she wets him/herself. Laugh maniacally afterward. If your opponent runs away, he/she loses the match.

-Opponent isn't scared: All mudkipz shoot the gatling guns and blast your opponent to bits. After your opponent is through, shake your head and say "If you'd just say yes, this wouldn't have happened". You win the match.

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