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while you guys are fighting aboot rules my army apperars out of no where and swarms the hill btw my numbers are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

my hill!

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I challenge you to a game of chess, in your church, (so the chances of an ambush would most likely be unsuccessful), the bounty is your land, until a monitor on the wall activates, and you see your kidnapped sister tied to a chair. You bolt to your feet, shouting at me to release her, then at the screen. You notice she can't hear you, and I gesture you to sit back down and finish the chess game, telling you your sister is on the line. You freeze in silence, and continue. Later, I'm down to my king, a bishop, and a rook. You are down to your king and a knight. My bishop moves in, and captures your knight, only to be destroyed by your king. My rook moves closer to your king. "Check," I say. You continue to keep your distance, sweat beading down your brow. I succsessfuly put you in checkmate. Your eyes dart to the screen, proud to see that your plan worked. My eyes follow, and notice an empty chair projected on the monitor. "What did you do?" I proclaim. You grin wickedly, and I push the chess table over, and it collapses on you. As you struggle to lift it off, I dart out the church door, only to be surrounded by your troops. I pulll out my Forrester, but unfortunately it isnt loaded. I grin and drop it on the ground. I raise my hands in the air. A month later, while i'm in your jail, I break free. I discovered a flaw in the corner of my cell, a mousehole. It was a loose spot that could be broken easily, with a small explosion. I am deliverd my meal, and I notice it contains a salsa-product. I then use a match taped to the inside of my pant beltloop, and ignite the salsa (It's flammable, if it has the right pappers, wich it does.) I Explode the wall, with the tray of salsa, and crawl through the opning. I escape a fair distance, and contact my second in command. She then arrives with Luthaar and my Forrester. I dart off with her, ducking past strangers. I manage to hijack a plane, and my second in command flies it into the Government Building. Unfortunately, you werent there. The assasination becomes personal. I hunt you down in the church, as you ar attending that day. I put my arm around you, gun up to your ear. I grin wickedly, and murmur "You fought well. Very well indeed, but victory...is mine. Checkmate!" I holler. You fall to the floor, dead. I then take over your government.

 

 

Best My Hill post ever. LOL. I made it realistic instead of making it like i was invincible. Lol,

 

 

Pumpkin Hill!

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You really need to be more creatove. Your death will be simple, because you are no Flandre. You will be easy. I assasinate you, as you are making a speech at your Government Building. I am in the rooftop of a hotel. I Aim my sniper at your eardrum, and release the trigger. 'Farewell.... Hehe.'

 

Pumpkin Hill!

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First of all, what about my army? Killing me won't stop my army...

 

Time to be CREATIVE! ^_^

 

My army is on guard, and imprisons you, and takes all weapons you have. Soon after I am revived by my army, who loses a third whenever I die. You are executed the following day. That was too easy, I didn't have a chance to get creative. ^_^

 

Golden Hill!

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Sure...

 

My entire army is wiped out, but added on is two thirds of the third that would have been added so I am revived. O.O We trace a fingerprint on a part of the bomb, and track you down and imprison you yet again, only for you to be executed. Our city is rebuilt under an extremely thick glass dome. We then plant dynamite at the base of the hill, and unattach it from the ground. We equip it with a few things, and the hill turns into a floating hill! We relocate the hill to Prince Edward Island, Canada, then blow up the bridge to it, then stop all ferrys and planes due to arrive on it.

 

Golden Hill!

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I then show up in Ashford, my private Yacht.

 

I laugh maniacaly, and shoot the dynamite, all of it. The dome then crumbes crushing many citezens and buildings. I pull out my rocket launcher, and destroy the island entirely, other than the capitol building. I walk in, staring at you, in your chair, worried that you are about to die. I walk up to the throne, glance at you, and drop the gun. I reach my hand out, and you grab it firmly. We shake, signing a treaty, wich I then toss into the air, slice in half with Luthaar, and stab you in the chest. Your 'one third' arrives, only to be massacred. I return to the original hill, and claim it as my own.

 

Pumpkin Hill!

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One problem, the dynamite's gone, and my army is always guarding on the outside. Oh well, I get it.

 

My army tripled since it's always guarding the outside. Years later we gather the technology to give the important members of my army the ability to revive others and themselves. I am revived, then we march back to the hill and completely destroy everything on it with our AWESOME POWER! ^_^

 

Then we rebuild the city and relocate the island to Antarctica, and of course do all that other stuff.

 

Golden Hill!

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Wow... This from the noob that doesn't know how to play the game. Flandre can keep his imaginary friends and stuff, so that's my thing. Flandre uses normally one of the following things:

 

-Yukari

-Lavatein

-Clenching fist to make things explode in a gory mess.

-Hourai Elixir

-Other imaginary friends.

 

Congratulations, you made this game no fun and made me mad. BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT! If everyone hates me, how come I have almost 4 times as many reps as you? I am never mean to anyone, so congratulations. You apparently have no reason to live besides ruining the fun of others.

 

Anyway, I use my super boring powers to bore you to sleep, then throw you off the floating hill with my bare hands. Then roll many boulders on top of you to ensure that you're dead. Then I neg rep you twice just to make sure.

 

Golden Hill! (Or should I call it Boring Hill? -_-)

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Skippy, dont worry, Overheat's just an ignorant.... mean person (brainfart much ^^) ALSO:

 

I challenge you to a game of chess' date=' in your church, (so the chances of an ambush would most likely be unsuccessful), the bounty is your land, until a monitor on the wall activates, and you see your kidnapped sister tied to a chair. You bolt to your feet, shouting at me to release her, then at the screen. You notice she can't hear you, and I gesture you to sit back down and finish the chess game, telling you your sister is on the line. You freeze in silence, and continue. Later, I'm down to my king, a bishop, and a rook. You are down to your king and a knight. My bishop moves in, and captures your knight, only to be destroyed by your king. My rook moves closer to your king. "Check," I say. You continue to keep your distance, sweat beading down your brow. I succsessfuly put you in checkmate. Your eyes dart to the screen, proud to see that your plan worked. My eyes follow, and notice an empty chair projected on the monitor. "What did you do?" I proclaim. You grin wickedly, and I push the chess table over, and it collapses on you. As you struggle to lift it off, I dart out the church door, only to be surrounded by your troops. I pulll out my Forrester, but unfortunately it isnt loaded. I grin and drop it on the ground. I raise my hands in the air. A month later, while i'm in your jail, I break free. I discovered a flaw in the corner of my cell, a mousehole. It was a loose spot that could be broken easily, with a small explosion. I am deliverd my meal, and I notice it contains a salsa-product. I then use a match taped to the inside of my pant beltloop, and ignite the salsa (It's flammable, if it has the right pappers, wich it does.) I Explode the wall, with the tray of salsa, and crawl through the opning. I escape a fair distance, and contact my second in command. She then arrives with Luthaar and my Forrester. I dart off with her, ducking past strangers. I manage to hijack a plane, and my second in command flies it into the Government Building. Unfortunately, you werent there. The assasination becomes personal. I hunt you down in the church, as you ar attending that day. I put my arm around you, gun up to your ear. I grin wickedly, and murmur "You fought well. Very well indeed, but victory...is mine. Checkmate!" I holler. You fall to the floor, dead. I then take over your government.

 

 

Best My Hill post ever. LOL. I made it realistic instead of making it like i was invincible. Lol,

 

 

Pumpkin Hill!

 

That was so boring. >.> I kill you with a flaming blade.

 

while you guys are fighting aboot rules my army apperars out of no where and swarms the hill btw my numbers are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

my hill!

 

I wonder what goes through your head. Maybe pictures of some idiot singer. Maybe Miley in a bikini. Dude' date=' your are one sick kid. Dig your own grave. You are so sad. You just kill your self.

 

I call a Bear with lasers that are more awesome than you

 

Pmac's Hill

 

I got something to say to you.

 

1. Flandre is WAY awesomer. So she kills your stupid bear and then she kills you. You were yummy.

 

2. If you didn't die, you just did now.

 

One problem' date=' the dynamite's gone, and my army is always guarding on the outside. Oh well, I get it.

 

My army tripled since it's always guarding the outside. Years later we gather the technology to give the important members of my army the ability to revive others and themselves. I am revived, then we march back to the hill and completely destroy everything on it with our AWESOME POWER! ^_^

 

Then we rebuild the city and relocate the island to Antarctica, and of course do all that other stuff.

 

Golden Hill!

 

Dude, 4 words. Just quit the game. You make the game SO boring. "My army triples and kills you." Dude, you are L-A-M-E. Flandre hates you. I hate you. Everyone hates you dude. Stop with your stupid lines! I take a copy of my flaming sword, and I stab you with it. I pin you to the ground, and then you explode into stars, kinda like in Mario and Luigi, Superstar Saga.

 

The main thing I am saying is, you ALL suck, if your not on team Scarlet.

 

Scarlet Hill

 

Congrats, you won the Flamer's Award! Prize? A Report! Congratulations!!!

 

No rlly, knock it off, I get it, your obsessed over Flandre. Honestly, he probably aint too fond of you either. If he is, good for him. I'm certainly not. Now shut up for christ sake!

 

@Skippy: I honestly dislike the tripling army thing, I'm not upset, I just know you can do ALOT better. :D

 

I form a small underground army, wich rises above to claim your land. We destroy the army easily, and return to the hill. We rebuild a government, and prepare for you to soon post again. ^^.

 

Pumpkin Hill!

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Fine with me, you don't have to like me. I just didn't appreciate being flamed by a noob.

 

I return with a small army, and throw you off the hill. After that, I throw a cinderblock just to make sure.

 

Golden Hill!


That's fine, you don't have to like me. I just didn't appreciate being flamed by a noob.

 

I return to the hill with a small army, and we throw you off the hill. Then we throw a cinderblock just to make sure you're dead.

 

Golden Hill!

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