Arekku_Koro Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 I love trolling omegle. Here's a convo I just had:Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: heyStranger: how are youStranger: ?You: goodYou: chillin out, maxin relaxing all cool and allYou: shooting some bball outside of the schoolYou: waitYou: a couple of guys are walking overYou: i think there up to no goodYou: there making trouble in my neighboorhoodStranger: whoops, not goodStranger: ;)You: crapYou: my mom got scaredYou: I may have to move in with my auntie and uncle in bel-air You guys try it and post some lulz http://omegle.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Bahahhah...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Jevans Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 This is what happened. Stranger: Yo.Me: Hey man.Stranger: Guess what.Me: What?Stranger: Your mom.Me: Wtf?Stranger: That's what she said.Me: Who are we talking about?Stranger: Your dad.Stranger: He's a she.Me: O...KMe: Hey, do you want money?Stranger: Heelz ya man :)Me: NO, WON'T LET YOU!!! Then I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEIT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT! _ That site's hilarious, I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEIT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT! _ That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.[/quote'] I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey, jabroni.Stranger: fiesty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey' date=' b****.Stranger: fiesty[/quote'] lolwut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: YoStranger: whats upYou: the skyYou: I meanYou: nothing muchStranger: hahaStranger: m/f:)????You: MaleStranger: kkYour conversational partner has disconnected. jabroni was looking for a female xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: ihStranger: asl?You: hiYou: what are you doing?Stranger: listening to musicStranger: your asl please?You: you firstStranger: m hereStranger: 21You: f 23 NYCStranger: im from portugalStranger: nice to meet youYou: you wanna know what im' doing?Stranger: sureStranger: hahaYou: i'm chillin out maxin relaxin all cool playing some b-ball outside the schoolYou: but then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhoodYou: i got in one little fight and my mom got scaredYou: she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.Stranger: haahStranger: and that's what you are doing right now?You: that was yesterdayStranger: but what are you doing right now?You: now i'm helpin my father because he fell of a dumbass horseStranger: hahahaStranger: are you hot?You: do you look like a horse?You: yesStranger: can i see a pic of you?Stranger: no i don't look like an horseStranger: :DYou: ya. just give me a minuiteStranger: okYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/l_3f4b0888977e0dbd5f05722c2a072837.jpgYou: copy and pasteStranger: one real please?You: kkYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/jabroniesDontKnow.jpgYou: bastards don't know its meStranger: funk offYou: lolStranger: or with the horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your orderStranger: Yeah, what do you have?You: THEYou: GAMEYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted July 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your orderStranger: Yeah' date=' what do you have?You: THEYou: GAMEYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] Nice. I tried that, here's my result.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: Welcome to Goodburger home of the goodburger can I take your order?Stranger: i love micheal jackson, god bless his soul and did you know he converted to islam like jermain and he died as one. he changed his name to mikaeel jackson if you dont belevie me RESEARCH ITT!!!You: cool story broYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: hi im a homosexually straight male looking for another maleYou: I'm a llamaStranger: godYou: no uStranger: are u a maleYou: I'm a llama damn itYou: D:<Stranger: a/s/lYou: 21 Llama KuwaitStranger: good enoughStranger: wanna funkYou: I can but can you handdle it?You: xDDDYou: bastards dunno NamikazeYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 This is what happened. Stranger: Yo.Me: Hey man.Stranger: Guess what.Me: What?Stranger: Your mom.Me: Wtf?Stranger: That's what she said.Me: Who are we talking about?Stranger: Your dad.Stranger: He's a she.Me: O...KMe: Hey' date=' do you want money?Stranger: Heelz ya man :)Me: NO, WON'T LET YOU!!![/quote'] Then I left. Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey' date=' b****.Stranger: fiesty[/quote'] Stranger outplayed you. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: YoStranger: whats upYou: the skyYou: I meanYou: nothing muchStranger: hahaStranger: m/f:)????You: MaleStranger: kkYour conversational partner has disconnected. b**** was looking for a female xD Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your orderStranger: Yeah' date=' what do you have?You: THEYou: GAMEYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: ihStranger: asl?You: hiYou: what are you doing?Stranger: listening to musicStranger: your asl please?You: you firstStranger: m hereStranger: 21You: f 23 NYCStranger: im from portugalStranger: nice to meet youYou: you wanna know what im' doing?Stranger: sureStranger: hahaYou: i'm chillin out maxin relaxin all cool playing some b-ball outside the schoolYou: but then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhoodYou: i got in one little fight and my mom got scaredYou: she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.Stranger: haahStranger: and that's what you are doing right now?You: that was yesterdayStranger: but what are you doing right now?You: now i'm helpin my father because he fell of a dumbass horseStranger: hahahaStranger: are you hot?You: do you look like a horse?You: yesStranger: can i see a pic of you?Stranger: no i don't look like an horseStranger: :DYou: ya. just give me a minuiteStranger: okYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/l_3f4b0888977e0dbd5f05722c2a072837.jpgYou: copy and pasteStranger: one real please?You: kkYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/jabroniesDontKnow.jpgYou: b****es don't know its meStranger: f*** offYou: lolStranger: or with the horse You outplayed stranger' date=' but stranger appeared to be new to the internet. Nice. I tried that, here's my result.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: Welcome to Goodburger home of the goodburger can I take your order?Stranger: i love micheal jackson, god bless his soul and did you know he converted to islam like jermain and he died as one. he changed his name to mikaeel jackson if you dont belevie me RESEARCH ITT!!!You: cool story broYour conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: hi im a homosexually straight male looking for another maleYou: I'm a llamaStranger: godYou: no uStranger: are u a maleYou: I'm a llama damn itYou: D:<Stranger: a/s/lYou: 21 Llama KuwaitStranger: good enoughStranger: wanna f***You: I can but can you handdle it?You: xDDDYou: b****es dunno NamikazeYou have disconnected. Stranger outplayed you. Again. Stop getting pwnt guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 This is what happened. Stranger: Yo.Me: Hey man.Stranger: Guess what.Me: What?Stranger: Your mom.Me: Wtf?Stranger: That's what she said.Me: Who are we talking about?Stranger: Your dad.Stranger: He's a she.Me: O...KMe: Hey' date=' do you want money?Stranger: Heelz ya man :)Me: NO, WON'T LET YOU!!![/quote'] Then I left. Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Hey' date=' b****.Stranger: fiesty[/quote'] Stranger outplayed you. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: YoStranger: whats upYou: the skyYou: I meanYou: nothing muchStranger: hahaStranger: m/f:)????You: MaleStranger: kkYour conversational partner has disconnected. b**** was looking for a female xD Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your orderStranger: Yeah' date=' what do you have?You: THEYou: GAMEYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: ihStranger: asl?You: hiYou: what are you doing?Stranger: listening to musicStranger: your asl please?You: you firstStranger: m hereStranger: 21You: f 23 NYCStranger: im from portugalStranger: nice to meet youYou: you wanna know what im' doing?Stranger: sureStranger: hahaYou: i'm chillin out maxin relaxin all cool playing some b-ball outside the schoolYou: but then a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhoodYou: i got in one little fight and my mom got scaredYou: she said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.Stranger: haahStranger: and that's what you are doing right now?You: that was yesterdayStranger: but what are you doing right now?You: now i'm helpin my father because he fell of a dumbass horseStranger: hahahaStranger: are you hot?You: do you look like a horse?You: yesStranger: can i see a pic of you?Stranger: no i don't look like an horseStranger: :DYou: ya. just give me a minuiteStranger: okYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/l_3f4b0888977e0dbd5f05722c2a072837.jpgYou: copy and pasteStranger: one real please?You: kkYou: http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll308/LongRod469/jabroniesDontKnow.jpgYou: b****es don't know its meStranger: f*** offYou: lolStranger: or with the horse You outplayed stranger' date=' but stranger appeared to be new to the internet. Nice. I tried that, here's my result.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: Welcome to Goodburger home of the goodburger can I take your order?Stranger: i love micheal jackson, god bless his soul and did you know he converted to islam like jermain and he died as one. he changed his name to mikaeel jackson if you dont belevie me RESEARCH ITT!!!You: cool story broYour conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger outplayed you. Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOStranger: hi im a homosexually straight male looking for another maleYou: I'm a llamaStranger: godYou: no uStranger: are u a maleYou: I'm a llama damn itYou: D:<Stranger: a/s/lYou: 21 Llama KuwaitStranger: good enoughStranger: wanna f***You: I can but can you handdle it?You: xDDDYou: b****es dunno NamikazeYou have disconnected. Stranger outplayed you. Again. Stop getting pwnt guys. Trolls Trollin Trolls Trollin Trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: Hi!Me: O.oStranger: asl?Me: Pedobear! D:Stranger: I knew you were going to say that D:Stranger: What are do you doing here?Me: I'm trying to troll you =DStranger: awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: Hi!Me: O.oStranger: asl?Me: Pedobear! D:Stranger: I knew you were going to say that D:Stranger: What are do you doing here?Me: I'm trying to troll you =DStranger: awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Trolls Trollin Trolls Trollin Trolls Stranger outplayed you. Stranger: Hi!Me: O.oStranger: asl?Me: Pedobear! D:Stranger: I knew you were going to say that D:Stranger: What are do you doing here?Me: I'm trying to troll you =DStranger: awesome This one's a tough call. I'm saying tie. Stranger outplayed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: D:Stranger: :DYou: *deja vu*You: I'll troll you >=DStranger: kStranger: go on...You: ...Stranger: so far so goodYou: erm...You: I lost the game D:You: i haet uStranger: yeahStranger: is god real?You: NoStranger: okStranger: then how was matter created?You: sexYou: and magical monkeysYou: and rainbowsStranger: monkeys are made of matterStranger: same with thoseYou: are you trying to troll me?Stranger: possibly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: D:Stranger: :DYou: *deja vu*You: I'll troll you >=DStranger: kStranger: go on...You: ...Stranger: so far so goodYou: erm...You: I lost the game D:You: i haet uStranger: yeahStranger: is god real?You: NoStranger: okStranger: then how was matter created?You: sexYou: and magical monkeysYou: and rainbowsStranger: monkeys are made of matterStranger: same with thoseYou: are you trying to troll me?Stranger: possibly Stranger emerged victorious that time. Where are these guys from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Bum bum bumStranger: watYou: Get a job you bum bum bumStranger: i have a jobYou: Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bumStranger: uhStranger: i have a jobYou: Quit lying to me you bum bum bumStranger: i make like $1600 a weekYou: Cool story braYou: I'm pretty sure you do[/sarcasm]Stranger: i do data entry and in house tech support at PHHStranger: :IYou: Cool story braYou: And I'm a male modelStranger: work like hell thoughStranger: 70 hours a weekStranger: no overtimeStranger: shitsuxYou: Cool story braStranger: alsoStranger: eggStranger: yeah i'm wise to your kindYou: Nice story braStranger: see though i'm from a place higher You: Really?Stranger: yeahStranger: see you people have your pitiful raidsYou: PicsoritdidnthappenStranger: howeverStranger: we: started the goldblum is dead rumorsStranger: may have inadvertantly caused sarah palin to step downStranger: alsoStranger: WE CREATED 4CHANStranger: we are not anonymousStranger: we have a faceStranger: we have a nameStranger: we are goons.Stranger: SOMETHINGStranger: AWFULStranger: DOTStranger: COMYou: If you have a life and you work 70 hours a weak, then why do you spend your time on the internetStranger: because i need that release from shitty workStranger: but shitty work brings me moneyYou: Lol, rightStranger: the internet provides me with that releaseStranger: plus its a saturdayStranger: I don't work todayYou: You work 70 hours with no overtime, yet you're wasting the rest of your life on the internet.You: I sense liesStranger: really now.Stranger: what work do you do?Stranger: do you know how big a pain in the ass it is to work as much as i do?Stranger: i get 2 days off a week but im so haggard and tired i dont have the energy to go outStranger: so i sit at homeYou: I'M A GODDAMN MALE MODEL! IT'S MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASSYou: Just kidding Stranger may be victorious, but I stood my ground D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Yeah, you were pretty strong throughout most of the convo and had him on the defensive there, although the ending was unfortunate. Calling this one a tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: was upYou: I was eating something strange off the floorStranger: mmmmYou: but then it crawled down my throatYou: and I vomitedYou: Stupid CandyStranger: sounds coolStranger: asl?You: you are weirdYou: I'm disconnectingStranger: yea i no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: whats up manYou: the sky & whatnotStranger: hur hurrYour conversational partner has disconnected. gay =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: RandomStranger: Yeah.Stranger: So, how's it going?You: I am not the gayest person in the world!Stranger: Good for you?You: Unfortunately, the gayest person in the world knows youYou: and is following you right nowYou: They may be next doorYou: You never knowStranger: Haha... you've underestimated the one Omegle calls Stranger on your screen.You: Omegle is a weird site you knowYou: I may be your brainYou: on its computerYou: And I'm watching you right nowYou: You look freakyStranger: Yes you may, but you aren't. Freaky is also a rather wide term, though psychosis is what gives the penetration to knowledge of these things.You: You are very weirdYou: Very very weird my friendStranger: Thank you, I have psychosis!Stranger: My codename is Julian Galos, nice ta meet ya.You: Okay Julian. You scare me.You: I'm leavingYou: FreakStranger: SEE YA!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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