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Stranger: alone on 4th july?

You: no

You: I have a girl. :]

You: & a penis

Stranger: oh

You: what do I need more?

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: happiness?

You: & unicorns

You: >_>

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: unicorns

You: maybe rainbows

Stranger: well you can get rainbows

Stranger: with light and water

Stranger: btu an unicorn?

You: yeah

You: A horse with a birthday hat >_>

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: or you can

Stranger: put a knife under the skin of a horse's skull

You: Nah

Stranger: yeah

You: How about you come & sit with me in a cafe?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: where do you live?

You: THE GAME

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Lawl trolling.

 

I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there.

 

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME

IT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT!

 

_

 

That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.

[/quote']

 

I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway.

WASN'T ME! D=

 

Anyways...

 

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Stranger: hi

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: what's an abra`?

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

 

 

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Stranger: im a lesbian r u a girl

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

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You: Kyoo wa ningen no tame ni bangohan.

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The sentence says 'I had a human being for dinner.'


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You: Kyoo wa ningen no tame ni bangohan.

 

Stranger: spring brother is pure man

You: Konnichi wa, mekura

Stranger: from

You: anata o ai shite imasu

Stranger: 我不懂你在说啥子

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The words a said are...

'I had a human being for dinner'

'Good Evening, Blind Person'

'I love you'

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'Sup [s]b[/s] YCM, today I managed to convince a fool that I was a 14 year old girl, and got his facebook profile out of the deal.

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/fl
You: u?
Stranger: 14 m kentucky
You: kewl
Stranger: yep
Stranger: so sup?
You: nm
You: u?
Stranger: nm just listening to music
You: kewl, wut r u lstening 2?
Stranger: as blood runs black
Stranger: what do u listen to?
You: i like evanescence
Stranger: kool
Stranger: im more of a metal head
You: i think metal heads are cute
Stranger: thanks :D
You: ^_^
Stranger: im not ugly tip lol
Stranger: ^.^
Stranger: r u cute? lol
You: haha, maybe? ;) i thnk so
Stranger: :D kewl
Stranger: u have msn?
Stranger: or facebook or somethin?
You: no, my dad wont let me
Stranger: lol
You: he dsnt no im on this rite now
Stranger: lol wow
You: if he finds out, ill b in trouble
Stranger: whats his deal?
You: hes afraid ill get raped or sumthing, lol
Stranger: mmm k
You: bcuz at our last house, my neighbor tried to rape me
Stranger: 0.o >_> sorry
You: i was 12, n he said he wanted to play a gme
Stranger: 0.o
Stranger: so do your parents like what u listen to?
You: my dad likes the beatles
You: my mom likes elton jon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: 0.o wow
You: :/
You: there so old
Stranger: u r sheltered?
You: kind of
You: my parents r rlly protecdtive
Stranger: o
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so what ru a prep?
You: idk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do u have hollister in canada?
You: yea, my mom sometimes tks me shoping there
Stranger: noooooooooooo
Stranger: i hate that place hot topic ftw
You: haha, my mom calls that place satanic
You: wont let me go :(
Stranger: do u wanna go there?
You: yea i saw a gir shirt there, and i rly wnt it
Stranger: kewl
You: cn i ask you a queston? its kind of embarrisng
Stranger: yea sure
You: wats it like to have a penis?
Stranger: wow lol
Stranger: well i can jack off
Stranger: >_>
You: i saw my borther do that once
You: he didnt no i was watchng
Stranger: wow
You: it made me feel tingly inside
Stranger: it kinda gets in the way
Stranger: wowwowowowoowowoow
Stranger: lololololtulullululullulullu
Stranger: tingly?
You: yea, it was rly wierd
You: but it felt good
Stranger: hmm so what do u want sex or somethin?
You: im rly curious abt it...i herd some grls at school tlking about stickin their fingers up there..you no
You: prvit place
You: and they said it feels rly good
Stranger: why dont u?
Stranger: lol
You: im afraid itll hurt
Stranger: no it wont
You: shuld i try it now?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: put your finger in the middle one
You: ok
Stranger: only one
You: oh wow
You: that feels rly wrid
You: n good
Stranger: move it around
You: ok
You: aaah
Stranger: mm k
You: ffeels sooooo good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your parents r home?
You: there alseep
Stranger: o
Stranger: so u ilke the feeling
Stranger: ?
You: mmmmm
You: but now my finger is all wet
Stranger: well imagine a dick in there
You: can it b ur dick? *blush*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol i dont know what u look like
You: i have brown hair n blu eyes
Stranger: mmmk?
You: abt 5'"2'
Stranger: what about chest?
You: a cup :(
You: but my mom says itll get bigger
You: i wish it wuld happn sooner
Stranger: o u havent hit pubordy?
Stranger: pubeordy?*
You: i just had my frst period 2 weeks ago
Stranger: kewl
You: wut do u look like?
Stranger: brown hair
Stranger: hazel
Stranger: eyes
Stranger: curly hair
You: how big is ur dick? lol
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: o yea thats an old pic
Stranger: about 8
Stranger: inc
Stranger: inches
You: ooh wow
You: so big
Stranger: naa
You: ur link doesnt wurk :(
Stranger: 0.o
Stranger: paste it in adress bar
Stranger: its an old pic of me know i haz long hair
You: it says i need to login to see it
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: lol
You: but i dont hve an acct
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=538879668&hiq=chandler,torres
Stranger: its like the first pic its old though i have long hair
You: lol, ur cute ^^
Stranger: thanks? :D
You: mmm....now whenever i put my fingers in there, im going to thnk abt ur big dick inside ofme
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oh, and @oneword: your japanese isn't grammatically correct, btw.
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Lawl trolling.

 

I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there.

 

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME

IT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT!

 

_

 

That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.

[/quote']

 

I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway.

WASN'T ME! D=

Orly?

Anyways...

 

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Stranger: hi

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: what's an abra`?

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

 

 

[spoiler=]Connecting to server...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: im a lesbian r u a girl

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

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You should of played along with that last one xD

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You: YES THE BODIES ARE UNDER THE BRIDGE AS EXPECTED

Stranger: hi

You: 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL TOTAL DOMINATION

Stranger: marta del castillo

Stranger: under the bridge

Stranger: they threw her body away

You: JOE BIDEN WILL BE ROASTED AND EATEN YES

You: SIR

You: MASTER

You: I FARTED ON MY GIRLFRIEND

Stranger: and ppl is looking for it under the camas bridge, gualquivir river

You: hey how would you like a free 1000000 dollars?

Stranger: u're gf must be happy then

Stranger: no

Stranger: i don't want even 1

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Stranger: WHAT IS A MAN?

You: A man is a partner

You: A protector

You: and a lover

Stranger: Wow, that was actually far more intellectual than I had hoped for =)

Stranger: You, kind sir or madam have just made my day a little brighter!

You: Thank you

You: and its sir

Stranger: Ah.

Stranger: Well then sir, have a pleasent rest of your afternoon/evening/day whichever =)

You: Thank you you to

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You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your order

Stranger: hi

Stranger: yes

You: What shall it be

Stranger: one burger

Stranger: please

You: I'm sorry, we are all out of David Beck-umm, burgers

Stranger: oh

Stranger: bye

You: Bye

Stranger: yeah

You: yeah,

You: Can I intrest you in Wayne Rooney fries?

Stranger: oh yeah good!

You: DUUUUUDE! D:

You: ARE YOU A CANNIBAL OR WHAT

You: SICK FREAK!

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Stranger: 이\

Stranger: 십세기

You: hello

You: korean

Stranger: 소년

You: ....

You: you speak english?

Stranger: sure

You: oh

You: ok

Stranger: where are you from?

You: japan

Stranger: japs?

You: yea

Stranger: tokyo?

You: no, sapporo

You: but its good too

Stranger: sapporo

Stranger: hokkaido

You: you?

Stranger: no

Stranger: I'm in seoul

You: oh

You: I once been to seoul

You: it was good

Stranger: so you can speak japanese?

You: not much

Stranger: why?

You: i go to international school

Stranger: huh

You: not much japanese friends either

You: >_>

You: but, I speak some at home

Stranger: home country?

Stranger: where?

You: forgot

You: XD

Stranger: ;;;

You: lol

Stranger: 개새기

You: ???

Stranger: 야

Stranger: 죽는다

Stranger: ㅇㅇ?.

You: -_-"

You: ?

Stranger: 꺼져

Stranger: 잼없어

You: ENGLISH please....

You: thx

Stranger: speak in japs plz

You: no

Stranger: why?

Stranger: I can understand

You: my computer can't type jap

Stranger: huh?

You: I cannot type japanese

Stranger: huh

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So easy to lie on teh internetz.

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Stranger: Hello

You: random

You: sup?

Stranger: random you say

You: hi???

You: DX

You: I got a slow one.

Stranger: lol

Stranger: Sorry, just REALLY tired

Stranger: Haven't slept in days

You: You should sleep sleep is good

Stranger: yes it is

Stranger: but it's also annoying

You: how so?

Stranger: if I sleep, I sleep the whole day away

Stranger: if I went to bed now it'd be dark when I woke up

You: I'm confused, where do you live:?

Stranger: texas

Stranger: which is in the USA

Stranger: which means it's morning here

You: sheet, that's like 5 hours dif

Stranger: lol

You: You'd be at like 8:00 right?

You: Well time to carry on with the rest of my life^^

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Stranger: oh my god

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what are you doing ?

Stranger: from ?

You: playing

You: england

Stranger: have a blue eye ?

You: yes ^^

Stranger: f? m?

You: f

Stranger: it is looking a very nice

You: thanks!

You: asl?

Stranger: golden hair ?

Stranger: 22 guy

You: yes i'm a blonde ^^

Stranger: oh why ?

You: i meant tat I have a golden haqir :)

You: hair*

Stranger: i see

Stranger: i want to make friends for you

You: sure!

Stranger: MSN?

Stranger: give me a photo

You: okay

You: let me take one

You: here found one!

You: http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/Josue777/ugly.jpg

Stranger: i do deem that your portrait is a beatuy

Stranger: hold on i am looking

You: i do deem that your a low life homo sexual porno watcher dog sucker pervert

You: wanna see horse balls

Stranger: scare me

You: she lookes like your moma dont she

You: bastards don't know namikaze

Stranger: i am innocent

You: abra uses teleport

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: how r u

You: Learn to type :P

You: Then we talk. ;)

Stranger: omg

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Good-Evenening

You: Asl?

Stranger: asl?

You: I'm not sure I understand....

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: Mars

Stranger: o nice

You: u

Stranger: finland

You: What the funk is a finland

You: Your boring me

Stranger: Yea, you too

You: funk YOU YOU funking ASSWHOLE

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Stranger: hey

You: Are you going troll me?

You: or pedo bait me?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ...

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Stranger: OMG ALIENS

You: D:

Stranger: EVERYWHERE

You: OMG TROLLS

You: OMEGLE

Stranger: TRYING TO ATTACK YOU

Stranger: NOOO

You: TRYING TO TROLL YOU

You: YESS

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You: Penis

Stranger: just to let you know

Stranger: I'm really interesting

You: Suuuuure.

Stranger: oh penis......tell me more

You: Yugioh?

Stranger: sucks

You: Or Pokerman?

Stranger: neither

You: = C

Stranger: I'm not an 11year old

Stranger: are you?

You: Neither am I.

You: 15, FFS.

Stranger: are you clinging on to your childhood?

Stranger: were you abused?

You: Wut?

Stranger: why did you say penis?

You: I thought it would be funny.

Stranger: are you repressing your burgeoning homosexuality?

You: That's the sort of thing immature people on here do, right?

You: say Penis?

Stranger: so you're immature?

Stranger: well I guess it's better than asl

You: No, i'm attempting to imitate the ones who are.

Stranger: saying asl is like giving the conversation terminal cancer

You: Better than being a /b/tard.

Stranger: what's a b?

You: look up Encyclopedia Dramatica.

You: Search it on there.

You: /b/

Stranger: can't I look it up on you?

Stranger: educate me!

You: ?

You: Well, I don't know much.

You: ED can explain it so much better.

You: hld on while I get a link.

Stranger: you know what /b/ is..that's what matters

You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com//b/

You: NOBODY truly knows what /b/ is.

Stranger: so are you a mega hardcore internet geek?

You: what's next, "Tell me about your mother"?

Stranger: you see...I'm sheet with computers

You: An no, i'm not.

Stranger: liar:P

You: sheet with computers...

You: Evidently.

You: funking tarded pseudo-psychologist.

Stranger: you're quite authoritative for a 15yold

You: think you're smart...

Stranger: believe me I don;t

You: BRB.

You: Dinner.

You: Chicken!

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