Guest KAJN Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: =/Stranger: what is it?Stranger: alone on 4th july?You: noYou: I have a girl. :]You: & a penisStranger: ohYou: what do I need more?Stranger: mmmStranger: happiness?You: & unicornsYou: >_>Stranger: yeahStranger: unicornsYou: maybe rainbowsStranger: well you can get rainbowsStranger: with light and waterStranger: btu an unicorn?You: yeahYou: A horse with a birthday hat >_>Stranger: maybeStranger: or you canStranger: put a knife under the skin of a horse's skullYou: NahStranger: yeahYou: How about you come & sit with me in a cafe?Stranger: okStranger: where do you live?You: THE GAMEYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: konnichi waYour conversational partner disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEIT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT! _ That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.[/quote'] I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway.WASN'T ME! D= Anyways... [spoiler=]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: A wild Abra appears.Stranger: what's an abra`?You: Wild Abra uses teleport! [spoiler=]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: A wild Abra appears.Stranger: im a lesbian r u a girlYou: Wild Abra uses teleport!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Kyoo wa ningen no tame ni bangohan.Your conversational partner has disconnected. The sentence says 'I had a human being for dinner.'Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Kyoo wa ningen no tame ni bangohan. Stranger: spring brother is pure manYou: Konnichi wa, mekuraStranger: fromYou: anata o ai shite imasuStranger: 我不懂你在说啥子You have disconnected. The words a said are...'I had a human being for dinner''Good Evening, Blind Person''I love you' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 'Sup [s]b[/s] YCM, today I managed to convince a fool that I was a 14 year old girl, and got his facebook profile out of the deal. [spoiler=Check it out] onnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 14/f/fl You: u? Stranger: 14 m kentucky You: kewl Stranger: yep Stranger: so sup? You: nm You: u? Stranger: nm just listening to music You: kewl, wut r u lstening 2? Stranger: as blood runs black Stranger: what do u listen to? You: i like evanescence Stranger: kool Stranger: im more of a metal head You: i think metal heads are cute Stranger: thanks :D You: ^_^ Stranger: im not ugly tip lol Stranger: ^.^ Stranger: r u cute? lol You: haha, maybe? ;) i thnk so Stranger: :D kewl Stranger: u have msn? Stranger: or facebook or somethin? You: no, my dad wont let me Stranger: lol You: he dsnt no im on this rite now Stranger: lol wow You: if he finds out, ill b in trouble Stranger: whats his deal? You: hes afraid ill get raped or sumthing, lol Stranger: mmm k You: bcuz at our last house, my neighbor tried to rape me Stranger: 0.o >_> sorry You: i was 12, n he said he wanted to play a gme Stranger: 0.o Stranger: so do your parents like what u listen to? You: my dad likes the beatles You: my mom likes elton jon Stranger: lol Stranger: 0.o wow You: :/ You: there so old Stranger: u r sheltered? You: kind of You: my parents r rlly protecdtive Stranger: o Stranger: lol Stranger: so what ru a prep? You: idk Stranger: lol Stranger: do u have hollister in canada? You: yea, my mom sometimes tks me shoping there Stranger: noooooooooooo Stranger: i hate that place hot topic ftw You: haha, my mom calls that place satanic You: wont let me go :( Stranger: do u wanna go there? You: yea i saw a gir shirt there, and i rly wnt it Stranger: kewl You: cn i ask you a queston? its kind of embarrisng Stranger: yea sure You: wats it like to have a penis? Stranger: wow lol Stranger: well i can jack off Stranger: >_> You: i saw my borther do that once You: he didnt no i was watchng Stranger: wow You: it made me feel tingly inside Stranger: it kinda gets in the way Stranger: wowwowowowoowowoow Stranger: lololololtulullululullulullu Stranger: tingly? You: yea, it was rly wierd You: but it felt good Stranger: hmm so what do u want sex or somethin? You: im rly curious abt it...i herd some grls at school tlking about stickin their fingers up there..you no You: prvit place You: and they said it feels rly good Stranger: why dont u? Stranger: lol You: im afraid itll hurt Stranger: no it wont You: shuld i try it now? Stranger: sure Stranger: put your finger in the middle one You: ok Stranger: only one You: oh wow You: that feels rly wrid You: n good Stranger: move it around You: ok You: aaah Stranger: mm k You: ffeels sooooo good Stranger: ok Stranger: your parents r home? You: there alseep Stranger: o Stranger: so u ilke the feeling Stranger: ? You: mmmmm You: but now my finger is all wet Stranger: well imagine a dick in there You: can it b ur dick? *blush* Stranger: lol Stranger: lol i dont know what u look like You: i have brown hair n blu eyes Stranger: mmmk? You: abt 5'"2' Stranger: what about chest? You: a cup :( You: but my mom says itll get bigger You: i wish it wuld happn sooner Stranger: o u havent hit pubordy? Stranger: pubeordy?* You: i just had my frst period 2 weeks ago Stranger: kewl You: wut do u look like? Stranger: brown hair Stranger: hazel Stranger: eyes Stranger: curly hair You: how big is ur dick? lol Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home Stranger: lol Stranger: wow Stranger: o yea thats an old pic Stranger: about 8 Stranger: inc Stranger: inches You: ooh wow You: so big Stranger: naa You: ur link doesnt wurk :( Stranger: 0.o Stranger: paste it in adress bar Stranger: its an old pic of me know i haz long hair You: it says i need to login to see it Stranger: wtf? Stranger: lol You: but i dont hve an acct Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=538879668&hiq=chandler,torres Stranger: its like the first pic its old though i have long hair You: lol, ur cute ^^ Stranger: thanks? :D You: mmm....now whenever i put my fingers in there, im going to thnk abt ur big dick inside ofme Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/spoiler] oh, and @oneword: your japanese isn't grammatically correct, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEIT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT! _ That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.[/quote'] I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway.WASN'T ME! D=Orly?Anyways... [spoiler=]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: A wild Abra appears.Stranger: what's an abra`?You: Wild Abra uses teleport! [spoiler=]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: A wild Abra appears.Stranger: im a lesbian r u a girlYou: Wild Abra uses teleport!You have disconnected. You should of played along with that last one xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthelizardman Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: YES THE BODIES ARE UNDER THE BRIDGE AS EXPECTEDStranger: hiYou: 3 MORE DAYS UNTIL TOTAL DOMINATIONStranger: marta del castilloStranger: under the bridgeStranger: they threw her body awayYou: JOE BIDEN WILL BE ROASTED AND EATEN YESYou: SIRYou: MASTERYou: I FARTED ON MY GIRLFRIENDStranger: and ppl is looking for it under the camas bridge, gualquivir riverYou: hey how would you like a free 1000000 dollars?Stranger: u're gf must be happy thenStranger: noStranger: i don't want even 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecoboy1324 Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: WHAT IS A MAN?You: A man is a partnerYou: A protectorYou: and a loverStranger: Wow, that was actually far more intellectual than I had hoped for =)Stranger: You, kind sir or madam have just made my day a little brighter!You: Thank youYou: and its sirStranger: Ah.Stranger: Well then sir, have a pleasent rest of your afternoon/evening/day whichever =)You: Thank you you to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You: This is goodburger home of the goodburger. Can i take your orderStranger: hiStranger: yesYou: What shall it beStranger: one burgerStranger: pleaseYou: I'm sorry, we are all out of David Beck-umm, burgersStranger: ohStranger: byeYou: ByeStranger: yeahYou: yeah,You: Can I intrest you in Wayne Rooney fries?Stranger: oh yeah good!You: DUUUUUDE! D:You: ARE YOU A CANNIBAL OR WHATYou: SICK FREAK!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: 이\Stranger: 십세기You: helloYou: koreanStranger: 소년You: ....You: you speak english?Stranger: sureYou: ohYou: okStranger: where are you from?You: japanStranger: japs?You: yeaStranger: tokyo?You: no, sapporoYou: but its good tooStranger: sapporoStranger: hokkaidoYou: you?Stranger: noStranger: I'm in seoulYou: ohYou: I once been to seoulYou: it was goodStranger: so you can speak japanese?You: not muchStranger: why?You: i go to international schoolStranger: huhYou: not much japanese friends eitherYou: >_>You: but, I speak some at homeStranger: home country?Stranger: where?You: forgotYou: XDStranger: ;;;You: lolStranger: 개새기You: ???Stranger: 야Stranger: 죽는다Stranger: ㅇㅇ?.You: -_-"You: ?Stranger: 꺼져Stranger: 잼없어You: ENGLISH please....You: thxStranger: speak in japs plzYou: noStranger: why?Stranger: I can understandYou: my computer can't type japStranger: huh?You: I cannot type japaneseStranger: huhYour conversational partner has disconnected. So easy to lie on teh internetz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: HelloYou: randomYou: sup?Stranger: random you sayYou: hi???You: DXYou: I got a slow one.Stranger: lolStranger: Sorry, just REALLY tiredStranger: Haven't slept in daysYou: You should sleep sleep is goodStranger: yes it isStranger: but it's also annoyingYou: how so?Stranger: if I sleep, I sleep the whole day awayStranger: if I went to bed now it'd be dark when I woke upYou: I'm confused, where do you live:?Stranger: texasStranger: which is in the USAStranger: which means it's morning hereYou: sheet, that's like 5 hours difStranger: lolYou: You'd be at like 8:00 right?You: Well time to carry on with the rest of my life^^You have disconnected. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 soup /ycm/ is it try to be /b/ week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: Time to trollYou: Troll?You: Troll:xYour conversational partner has disconnected. That was sh!t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: oh my godYou: hiStranger: hiStranger: what are you doing ?Stranger: from ?You: playingYou: englandStranger: have a blue eye ?You: yes ^^Stranger: f? m?You: fStranger: it is looking a very niceYou: thanks!You: asl?Stranger: golden hair ?Stranger: 22 guyYou: yes i'm a blonde ^^Stranger: oh why ?You: i meant tat I have a golden haqir :)You: hair*Stranger: i seeStranger: i want to make friends for youYou: sure!Stranger: MSN?Stranger: give me a photoYou: okayYou: let me take oneYou: here found one!You: http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/Josue777/ugly.jpgStranger: i do deem that your portrait is a beatuyStranger: hold on i am lookingYou: i do deem that your a low life homo sexual porno watcher dog sucker pervertYou: wanna see horse ballsStranger: scare meYou: she lookes like your moma dont sheYou: bastards don't know namikazeStranger: i am innocentYou: abra uses teleport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: helloStranger: how r uYou: Learn to type :PYou: Then we talk. ;)Stranger: omgYour conversational partner has disconnected.Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiStranger: asl?You: Good-EveneningYou: Asl?Stranger: asl?You: I'm not sure I understand....Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: helloStranger: Where are you from?You: MarsStranger: o niceYou: uStranger: finlandYou: What the funk is a finlandYou: Your boring meStranger: Yea, you tooYou: funk YOU YOU funking ASSWHOLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 asl is lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: Are you going troll me?You: or pedo bait me?Stranger: yesStranger: ...Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: OMG ALIENSYou: D:Stranger: EVERYWHEREYou: OMG TROLLSYou: OMEGLEStranger: TRYING TO ATTACK YOUStranger: NOOOYou: TRYING TO TROLL YOUYou: YESSYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: Hi' date=' do you like mabbles?Stranger: what are mabbles?You: UR MOM[/quote'] i love the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You: PenisStranger: just to let you knowStranger: I'm really interestingYou: Suuuuure.Stranger: oh penis......tell me moreYou: Yugioh?Stranger: sucksYou: Or Pokerman?Stranger: neitherYou: = CStranger: I'm not an 11year oldStranger: are you?You: Neither am I.You: 15, FFS.Stranger: are you clinging on to your childhood?Stranger: were you abused?You: Wut?Stranger: why did you say penis?You: I thought it would be funny.Stranger: are you repressing your burgeoning homosexuality?You: That's the sort of thing immature people on here do, right?You: say Penis?Stranger: so you're immature?Stranger: well I guess it's better than aslYou: No, i'm attempting to imitate the ones who are.Stranger: saying asl is like giving the conversation terminal cancerYou: Better than being a /b/tard.Stranger: what's a b?You: look up Encyclopedia Dramatica.You: Search it on there.You: /b/Stranger: can't I look it up on you?Stranger: educate me!You: ?You: Well, I don't know much.You: ED can explain it so much better.You: hld on while I get a link.Stranger: you know what /b/ is..that's what mattersYou: http://encyclopediadramatica.com//b/You: NOBODY truly knows what /b/ is.Stranger: so are you a mega hardcore internet geek?You: what's next, "Tell me about your mother"?Stranger: you see...I'm sheet with computersYou: An no, i'm not.Stranger: liar:PYou: sheet with computers...You: Evidently.You: funking tarded pseudo-psychologist.Stranger: you're quite authoritative for a 15yoldYou: think you're smart...Stranger: believe me I don;tYou: BRB.You: Dinner.You: Chicken!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 fighter won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 No, no he most certainly didn't. OMGAKITTY did though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 No' date=' no he most certainly didn't. OMGAKITTY did though.[/quote'] I'm glad someone appreciates my genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 I would have quoted and mentiond if I hadn't been laughing for about 2 hours straight after I read the last few lines ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Lawl trolling. I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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