Juuzou Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 [spoiler=teh internetz]Stranger: haiYou: hiYou: what's up?Stranger: im goodStranger: u?You: horrible, my parents hung themselves D=Stranger: k thenStranger: asl?You: YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGSYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 [align=center]You: aslStranger: hellloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cowboyYou: slYou: slYou: aslYou: aslYou: wtf is aslStranger: ahhhStranger: age sex locationStranger: mine is 18 f canadaYou: 2301283 hot the moonYou: oh.Stranger: ooh hotStranger: i love mooniansYou: I herd canada has baconYou: but not bacionYou: is it like hamStranger: no we have bothYou: or turjkyYou: ohYou: I like hamStranger: bacon is pig meatStranger: very crispy an ddeliciousStranger: but unhealthyYou: I guess they have lack of common sence in canadaStranger: yeahYou: unhealthy is for nowbsStranger: we also have lack of common senseYou: I Wish I Had Borger!Stranger: me tooStranger: i love themYou: im hungrtStranger: what do they eat on the moonYou: uhYou: rocksYou: astronautsStranger: oohYou: stuffYou: 18 year old canadiansStranger: sheet hold on bastards breaking into my houseYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You: haiStranger: hiStranger: what's up?You: im goodYou: u?Stranger: horrible, my parents hung themselves D=You: k thenYou: asl?Stranger: YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGSYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 [align=center]Stranger:discusting link I have deleted.Stranger: Discuss.You: discuss whatStranger: The picture.Stranger: /lolYou: it must be gay pronzYou have disconnected. [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You: haiStranger: hiStranger: what's up?You: im goodYou: u?Stranger: horrible' date=' my parents hung themselves D=You: k thenYou: asl?Stranger: YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGSYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] i was chatting with you, seriously, look at post a few posts above O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 [spoiler= A meeting of /b/rothers]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: hiStranger: heStranger: whats upYou: my names gwen, whats urs?Stranger: christinaYou: that's a pretty name!Stranger: thanks, i've always loved the name gwen thoYou: thanksYou: hw old r u?Stranger: i just turned 20 a wekk agoStranger: and urself?You: im only 15 :(Stranger: lol don't worry about it you'll grow upStranger: what sort of music do you listen to?You: i like no doubtYou: bcuz gwen stefanni has the same name as me, lolYou: ^^Stranger: lolYou: wat abt u?Stranger: i love tegan and saraStranger: have you heard of them?You: no, but i bet there goodStranger: where are you from?You: im from illinoisYou: wat abt u?Stranger: ontarioYou: oooh, thats in canada rite?Stranger: yepStranger: just north of illinoisStranger: or east, both reallyYou: u go 2 college there?Stranger: yeah i go to a university in st catharines if you've heard of itYou: do u meet lots of cute boys in college?lolStranger: i do, but i'm not really interested in boysYou: rly?You: are u like....into girls?Stranger: yeahYou: wowStranger: hve been since i was 14You: have u like....don it with a girl b4？Stranger: or, i guess it was before then but i only really stopped lying to myself when i was 14Stranger: yeah, i've done pretty much everything with girlsYou: wats it like?Stranger: well the sex is pretty much the same as with a guyStranger: with a coupe obvious differencesStranger: why i like girls tho is because i find them much nicer and caring int he long runStranger: do you have anymore questions?You: wat kind of girl do u like?Stranger: it's oddStranger: i like girls who are much like myselfYou: well wat r u like, lolStranger: lol well sometimes i like to be controling and sometimes i like to be controledStranger: usually someone choose on or the otherStranger: girls who like the same sort of music i doYou: wat abt looks?Stranger: i prefer redheadsStranger: but they are is short supplyStranger: in*You: haha, my frind was just telling me abt how in 100 yrs redheads will be extinct :PStranger: i know i read hat to D:Stranger: ugh i got a new keyboard and it is screwing with my spellingYou: i bet ud like my frind...she's a redhead ;)You: i think she mite b a lesbian tooYou: shes always....staring at meYou: weirdlyStranger: lolStranger: some advise with you're friends, don'Stranger: t confront her abuout itStranger: she'll tell you when she's readyStranger: when i was 16 and han't had a bf in years my friends starting wonderngStranger: and it got so0o0o0o annoyingYou: yea, i remember when my firends thought i had a crush on tommy from english class, they bugged abt it for like, a whole weekStranger: lolYou: they finally stopped when i gvae jason a bjYou: showd them, lolStranger: lol that wouldStranger: do you have a pic?You: my dad wont let me upload pics of myself on the internetYou: sez theres pedofiles out thereStranger: yeah there areYou: hw abt u?Stranger: i do here's meStranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v616/175/106/1389113589/n1389113589_157566_908.jpgYou: wow ur rly prettyStranger: thanxStranger: do you have anymore lesbian questions? i like clearing up people's steryotypical views of usYou: so do u like....lick..down there?Stranger: yeah, it's one of my favourite parts of sex with a girlYou: wats it taste like?Stranger: depends on what you eatYou: rly?Stranger: if you eat sweet fruit like apples and pineapples it'll taste sweetStranger: but if you eat a lot of meat or fast food it'll taste bitter or sourYou: wat do u taste like?lol ;)Stranger: i taste sweet cuz i'm a vegetarianYou: omg, me2!Stranger: lol really?Stranger: i love it it makes it so much easily to stay trim and i'm kick ass at making saladsYou: i just have 1 more questonStranger: shootYou: Do u liek mudkipz?Stranger: hello, anonStranger: july 12th, habbo.au raidYou: hahaYou: nice touch with the picStranger: i know right?You: needz timestamp thoughStranger: ur refusal to poct one really solidfied the 15 yr olStranger: no one one here asks for tsYou: lolYou: brush up on your typing dude, you're supposed to be 20Stranger: it's honestly the keyboardYou: lolYou: all i no is typing like this kills my brn cellsStranger: lolYou: Feels good to be able to capitalize againStranger: everythings is just slightly offStranger: Feels good manStranger: anyway, off to troll a little moreStranger: gg anonYou: glYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You do realise that's exactly what the rapist pedoes game plan is? Lure them in then strike when the time is right, dissapointing that she's a dyke though T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 You obviously didn't read to the end...And that's also how anon rolls.http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Brb_church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 "they finally stopped when i gvae jason a bj" You deserve many, many reps and cookies for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [spoiler= A meeting of /b/rothers]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: hiStranger: heStranger: whats upYou: my names gwen' date=' whats urs?Stranger: christinaYou: that's a pretty name!Stranger: thanks, i've always loved the name gwen thoYou: thanksYou: hw old r u?Stranger: i just turned 20 a wekk agoStranger: and urself?You: im only 15 :(Stranger: lol don't worry about it you'll grow upStranger: what sort of music do you listen to?You: i like no doubtYou: bcuz gwen stefanni has the same name as me, lolYou: ^^Stranger: lolYou: wat abt u?Stranger: i love tegan and saraStranger: have you heard of them?You: no, but i bet there goodStranger: where are you from?You: im from illinoisYou: wat abt u?Stranger: ontarioYou: oooh, thats in canada rite?Stranger: yepStranger: just north of illinoisStranger: or east, both reallyYou: u go 2 college there?Stranger: yeah i go to a university in st catharines if you've heard of itYou: do u meet lots of cute boys in college?lolStranger: i do, but i'm not really interested in boysYou: rly?You: are u like....into girls?Stranger: yeahYou: wowStranger: hve been since i was 14You: have u like....don it with a girl b4？Stranger: or, i guess it was before then but i only really stopped lying to myself when i was 14Stranger: yeah, i've done pretty much everything with girlsYou: wats it like?Stranger: well the sex is pretty much the same as with a guyStranger: with a coupe obvious differencesStranger: why i like girls tho is because i find them much nicer and caring int he long runStranger: do you have anymore questions?You: wat kind of girl do u like?Stranger: it's oddStranger: i like girls who are much like myselfYou: well wat r u like, lolStranger: lol well sometimes i like to be controling and sometimes i like to be controledStranger: usually someone choose on or the otherStranger: girls who like the same sort of music i doYou: wat abt looks?Stranger: i prefer redheadsStranger: but they are is short supplyStranger: in*You: haha, my frind was just telling me abt how in 100 yrs redheads will be extinct :PStranger: i know i read hat to D:Stranger: ugh i got a new keyboard and it is screwing with my spellingYou: i bet ud like my frind...she's a redhead ;)You: i think she mite b a lesbian tooYou: shes always....staring at meYou: weirdlyStranger: lolStranger: some advise with you're friends, don'Stranger: t confront her abuout itStranger: she'll tell you when she's readyStranger: when i was 16 and han't had a bf in years my friends starting wonderngStranger: and it got so0o0o0o annoyingYou: yea, i remember when my firends thought i had a crush on tommy from english class, they bugged abt it for like, a whole weekStranger: lolYou: they finally stopped when i gvae jason a bjYou: showd them, lolStranger: lol that wouldStranger: do you have a pic?You: my dad wont let me upload pics of myself on the internetYou: sez theres pedofiles out thereStranger: yeah there areYou: hw abt u?Stranger: i do here's meStranger: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v616/175/106/1389113589/n1389113589_157566_908.jpgYou: wow ur rly prettyStranger: thanxStranger: do you have anymore lesbian questions? i like clearing up people's steryotypical views of usYou: so do u like....lick..down there?Stranger: yeah, it's one of my favourite parts of sex with a girlYou: wats it taste like?Stranger: depends on what you eatYou: rly?Stranger: if you eat sweet fruit like apples and pineapples it'll taste sweetStranger: but if you eat a lot of meat or fast food it'll taste bitter or sourYou: wat do u taste like?lol ;)Stranger: i taste sweet cuz i'm a vegetarianYou: omg, me2!Stranger: lol really?Stranger: i love it it makes it so much easily to stay trim and i'm kick ass at making saladsYou: i just have 1 more questonStranger: shootYou: Do u liek mudkipz?Stranger: hello, anonStranger: july 12th, habbo.au raidYou: hahaYou: nice touch with the picStranger: i know right?You: needz timestamp thoughStranger: ur refusal to poct one really solidfied the 15 yr olStranger: no one one here asks for tsYou: lolYou: brush up on your typing dude, you're supposed to be 20Stranger: it's honestly the keyboardYou: lolYou: all i no is typing like this kills my brn cellsStranger: lolYou: Feels good to be able to capitalize againStranger: everythings is just slightly offStranger: Feels good manStranger: anyway, off to troll a little moreStranger: gg anonYou: glYour conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote'] Damn, I got hard just reading that.I need a girl T.T or porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [align=center]Obvious rapist is obvious. [spoiler=I lied about my age and name.. I'm intornetz safe!]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: heyStranger: will u wait me foreverStranger: to me type somethingYou: will I wait you what?You: ohYou: I was hoping you'd start the conversationYou: ...Stranger: why u dont start?You: good question..Stranger: there is a rule about thatStranger: ?You: What's your name?Stranger: im aliceStranger: yours?You: my name's MikeStranger: and u r man?Stranger: usually girls wait othersYou: if I was a girl that would be wierd...You: I'm just tiredYou: I got back from a weekend-long camping trip a few hours agoStranger: ok iseeStranger: ohStranger: why u dont restYou: the intornetz is too important!You: IDKStranger: omegle?Stranger: it is really importantStranger: a life problemYou: You didn't get the joke did you?Stranger: no was there a joke?You: yes, hence the "intornetz" If I was serious I would have said "internet"Stranger: ohStranger: i thougt u typed wrongStranger: so how old?Stranger: and where r u from?You: I'm 15 and i'm from a place....Stranger: a place?Stranger: is there a chance not to being a place?You: I don't trust my area to the internet.You: It's full of pedifilesStranger: ohStranger: u r rightStranger: annd i must go nowStranger: byeYou: bye?Stranger: yesStranger: sorryStranger: i must sleep anymoreStranger: ok?Stranger: bye againYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 That....was not amusing in the slightest. Try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You: Hi.Stranger: hiStranger: where are u from?You: Why?Stranger: why what?You: Why do you want to know where I live?Stranger: because all the usas and uks don't wanna talk to chineseStranger: and i am chineseYou: I'm not Chinese <_< And I don't live in USA, I live in hell.Stranger: would u mind talking to chinese?You: Sure.Stranger: okYou: ...Are you a pedo?Stranger: what is pedo?You: Pedophile.Stranger: noYour conversational partner has disconnected. I bet 5 bucks he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You: HiYou: I'm SuzyStranger: heyStranger: lindsayYou: gues whatStranger: wut ?You: Pedobear called, he wants you at his house in 4 minutesStranger: wtf you're coolYour conversational partner has disconnected. I guess he really wanted to get to Pedobear's house in time =P and You: HiYou: I'm SuzyStranger: 'sup suzyStranger: now what's the big ideaYou: with EGGStranger: EGGYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You: Yo.Stranger: sup r u a guyYou: <_< Lemmie check YesStranger: haha ima girl how old r u?You: I'm not born yet haha. Oh, Pedobear called, he wants you at his house at midnight at the front door.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Guess it was almost midnight <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 You: Hi.Stranger: hiStranger: where are u from?You: Why?Stranger: why what?You: Why do you want to know where I live?Stranger: because all the usas and uks don't wanna talk to chineseStranger: and i am chineseYou: I'm not Chinese <_< And I don't live in USA' date=' I live in hell.Stranger: would u mind talking to chinese?You: Sure.Stranger: okYou: ...Are you a pedo?Stranger: what is pedo?You: Pedophile.Stranger: noYour conversational partner has disconnected. I bet 5 bucks he was.[/quote'] He totally was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 these are all so much win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Stranger: HEyYou: Yo.Stranger: wanan paly a game?You: Sure.Stranger: you ask me 5 questions and i have to answer them truthlyStranger: and than is my turn! :)You: Okay.You: 1, are you gay?You: 2, do you hate pedosYou: 3, do you like cardsYou: 5, did you notice I skipped four?Your conversational partner has disconnected. He must've been pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Lining Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Stranger: im horny.You: Alright, then. Stranger: u are hot. You: I know I am.. wait, what?!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Stranger: hey thereYou: Yo, wassup.Stranger: not much my nizzleYou: You're a nizzle, bizzle.Stranger: fo shizzle my nizzle! but in a bizzle my nizzle fo sizzleYou: Did you just say you were gay? Lolfail.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Yup. I went thar. AND You: You horny?Stranger: HELLOStranger: YES VERYYou: Good, now get lost loser.Stranger: lolStranger: funk u jabroniYour conversational partner has disconnected. Best 1 minute of my life =D Pissing someone off. AND Stranger: looking for horny girlYou: Okay, but 1 thing though, I am a straight guy =D Congratz, you just failed.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [spoiler= I'm rather pleased with how this one turned out]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: HiStranger: you goodStranger: ?You: at what? lol ;)Stranger: lolStranger: in generalStranger: cheekyYou: ;)You: I'm hornyYou: haven't gotten sex in AGESYou: stupid boyfriends on vacation in europeStranger: lolStranger: bad timesYou: I know, and my mom found my dildo last week.You: I've had to try getting off with just my fingersYou: uhgStranger: hahaStranger: that sucks mannnYou: I know, I've pretty much spent the entire day naked trying to get offYou: its not workingStranger: lolYou: I need a penis in meStranger: sucks to be you.Stranger: i bet.You: Well enough about me and my vagina, what's going on in ur life? lolStranger: not alotStranger: havent had any pussy in a while..You: hahaYou: maybe we need to meet ;)Stranger: indeedYou: got picsss?Stranger: yeahYou: link me?Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6jhrw0&s=5You: haha, you look...a little young. How old r u?Stranger: 18You: Oh wowYou: sorry, your old than me, lolStranger: im 17 in that pic lolYou: I'm bad at judging age XPStranger: indeedStranger: how old are you ?You: I'm 16, but I turn 17 in like 2 weeksStranger: coolStranger: pic ? =PYou: oh sorry, lolYou: hereYou: http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v616/175/106/1389113589/n1389113589_157566_908.jpgStranger: nice oneYou: thanksStranger: no worriesStranger: how old did you think i was ?You: haha, 14 or 15?Stranger: wowYou: sorry! ^_^()Stranger: im 19 in just over 2 monthsStranger: lolStranger: its no wonder im always getting id'dYou: lolYou: that must suckStranger: it sure doesYou: So wat're u doing right now?Stranger: nowt, im really boreedStranger: you ?You: still naked, still horny, lol :PStranger: hahaStranger: im in my boxersYou: ooohStranger: ayeee :pYou: u imagining me naked? :PStranger: yes lolYou: haha, like what ur seeing?Stranger: oooh ayeYou: that gets me wettttttStranger: hahaStranger: do you messenger ?Stranger: do you have *You: I do, but my dad blocked it when he found me cybering with my boyfriendStranger: i seee lolYou: I swear life is just one giant cock blockStranger: hahaStranger: my cock wouldnt be blocked if i had owt to do with it lolYou: haha, I wouldnt mind ur cock inside of me ;)You: u hard?Stranger: i am now ;)You: aw, just for me? your such a sweetie <3Stranger: ayeYou: mmmm....I'm starting to get into it now...You: imagining ur cock going into my wet pussy is really turning me onStranger: ooof your making me harderYou: good ;)You: how many fingers should I use? 1? 2? 3? ....4?You: decisions decisionsStranger: lolStranger: i think you should start with 2You: mmmkYou: ah yeah, that feels good....You: uuuuuuuuuhStranger: ;)You: are u jacking off?Stranger: yeahhh, wish it was you doing it thoYou: mmmmYou: I want to stick ur big cock in my mouthStranger: oooh i love blow jobsYou: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah godYou: im closeYou: i want to cum with uYou: tell me when ur about to cumStranger: okayStranger: id love to lick your pussy outYou: oh GODYou: oooooooooooohYou: im cumming!You: OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYou: I GOT INTO ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED, AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [spoiler=This almost gave someone a heart attack.]You: Hello.Stranger: Hello.You: Oh great, the local gang are coming.Stranger: gang o fwhat?You: Gang and that comes into my house and trashes my place.You: Oop, pissed on my bed.Stranger: this gang involve rape?You: Nope, but they pissed my bed.Stranger: damn u a thug mayneYou: Now they are breaking my TV.You: Now they are putting grefitti all over my walls.Stranger: OH sheet REALLY??You: Really.Stranger: gimme ur EXACT address plus ur first/last name so i can call the cops and tell em whats goin onStranger: dont be a p***yYou: Haha, I lied, you take the internet too seriously.Stranger: damn mayne i almost had a heart attack worrying bout youYou: <_< Wouldn't they have knocked me out by now?Stranger: naw mayne they didnt see uStranger: they be afraid of uStranger: where in america did ur parents raise you in? u sound hickishYou: Yeah, they are afraid of a lil 5 year old kid with an intelligence of a 9th grader.You: Right.Stranger: you spelled right wrongYou: Wut? <_< fail.Stranger: ummmm nope you fail nerdYou: You really think I'm a 5 year old?Stranger: yeahhh wriiiiteee theirs know weigh u our only 5You: Congratz, other people thought I was five =DStranger: u soowned atleast 7Stranger: brahYou: Funny thing is, I'm older than 7 -_-Stranger: SAY DAT sheet AGAIN SEE WHAT HAPPENS@!@!!@Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: i'm male , i'm looking for a female with msn and webcam for webcamseX (( DANİELLE )) ??You: ITS TIME TO YGO DUELYou: I SUMMON "YOU AIN'T GOT NO LIFE LOOKING FOR GIRLS ON THE INTERNET CARD"Your conversational partner has disconnected.xDI beat him in a duel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hola?Your conversational partner has disconnected. He didn't like me D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [align=center]I think he was gay. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: asl?You: 15 F NYYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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