Zeroshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: 16 f mexicoYou: 17 f USAYou: I really don't care, howeverStranger: do you want to scissorYou: NoYou: I want to glueStranger: goo cause im a dudeYou: Yeah, all you areYou: PedoYou disconnected. he wuz trying to get in my pants D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: 16 f mexicoYou: 17 f USAYou: I really don't care' date=' howeverStranger: do you want to scissorYou: NoYou: I want to glueStranger: goo cause im a dudeYou: Yeah, all you areYou: PedoYou disconnected. he wuz trying to get in my pants D:[/quote'] Everyone wants to get in your pants, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: POKE BATTLE NOWStranger: sheetYou: I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHUStranger: GO BULBASAUR!You: PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT ATTACKStranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 20 DMGStranger: BULBASAUR USED BODY SLAMYou: I didn't think you'll play along xDStranger: im from the internetz manYou: PIKACHU TOOK 50 DAMAGEYou: PIKACHU! USE QUICK ATTACKStranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 30 DMGStranger: BULBASAUR USED FLAMETHROWERYou: Wut?You: Pikachu took 20 dmgYou: PICACHU USE WATER PULSE!Stranger: dude wtfStranger: only i can cheatYou: NOYou: I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER TOOYou: D=You have disconnected. He played along D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: POKE BATTLE NOWStranger: s***You: I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHUStranger: GO BULBASAUR!You: PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT ATTACKStranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 20 DMGStranger: BULBASAUR USED BODY SLAMYou: I didn't think you'll play along xDStranger: im from the internetz manYou: PIKACHU TOOK 50 DAMAGEYou: PIKACHU! USE QUICK ATTACKStranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 30 DMGStranger: BULBASAUR USED FLAMETHROWERYou: Wut?You: Pikachu took 20 dmgYou: PICACHU USE WATER PULSE!Stranger: dude wtfStranger: only i can cheatYou: NOYou: I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER TOOYou: D=You have disconnected. He played along D= There are more trolls on the internet than just you, you know.However, I still lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 There are more trolls on the internet than just you' date=' you know.[/quote'] I know D=But the last 3 people I tried doing that with just disconnected D=I didn't think he would play along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I found Billy Mays/Paul! Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: R U FROM CE?You: NO ARE YOU RETARDED?Stranger: YEPStranger: LOLStranger: I GOT A I Q OF 42.8797You: THAT SUCKS, I KNEW A RETARDED GUY ONCE, HIS NAME WAS PAULStranger: OStranger: MY NAME IS PAULStranger: :oYou: HOLY SHIZStranger: DUDEStranger: R U FRICKIN SEAN?You: YES, YES I AMStranger: FO SHO?Stranger: DID U JUST UPGRADE UR RAM ON UR MACBOOK?You: NO, IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING?Stranger: NOStranger: IT BORKEDStranger: :(You: DAMN, LIVING MUST BE HARD WITHOUT UR CARTOONZStranger: YEAStranger: I GOTTA LIVE OFF THE RATS MANYou: O NOEZ! DUN WORRY, I A HOBO TOOStranger: LOLYou: I JUST FOUND THIS COMPUTERStranger: WE GOTTA STIK TOGETHER MANStranger: I STOLE THISStranger: <_<Stranger: >_>Stranger: *WHISPERS*Stranger: IM BLACKYou: I'M YELLOWStranger: :OStranger: UR ASIAN?You: NOWTF IS A ASIAN?Stranger: UR MOMYou: damnYou: I DUN NO THATYou: asian porn is nice thoYou: D: MY HOBO BUDDY IS GONEYou: HELP ME ASIAN MOMMY! You have disconnected. Apparently cartoonz comes from fridges now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [spoiler=I found out their secretz]Stranger: heyYou: yoYou: joe?Stranger: JONAS BROTHERS?Stranger: ahahahYou: ur watchin disneyYour conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hi :) Where you from?You: DISNEY!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: 16 f mexicoYou: 17 f USAYou: I really don't care' date=' howeverStranger: do you want to scissorYou: NoYou: I want to glueStranger: goo cause im a dudeYou: Yeah, all you areYou: PedoYou disconnected. he wuz trying to get in my pants D:[/quote'] Everyone wants to get in your pants, baby. You had your chance [spoiler=He failed guitar hero]Stranger: hiYou: Just a small town girl. Livin in a lonley world. Took the midnight train going anywhereStranger: Just a city boy born and raised in south Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhereYou: damn, I was hoping you wouldn't know the rest of the lyrics, cause I don'tStranger: StreetlightsStranger: PeopleStranger: Up and down the boulevardStranger: Shadows searching in the nightStranger: something like thatYou: Don't stop, believing.You: Hold on to that feeling babyStranger: street lights peopleStranger: woaaahYou: Some'll win and some will loseYou: Some were born to sing the bluesStranger: something something it goes on and on and on and onYou: USE STAR POWER!!!!!!111!!!!111Stranger: Whaaaaat? You: YOU'VE FAILEDStranger: :(You: sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [spoiler=I'm not sure what's going on for most of this, but I think I won]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: ayayYou: hiStranger: fit like?You: wat?Stranger: ya ken?You: ooch ayeYou: i kenStranger: far ya bidin?You: aye, my bidinYou: a wee lassie would do me fineStranger: ur nae followin are ya ma loonYou: i dannae what yoour talkin abootStranger: im jist askin far yer bidin?You: i dannae wanna give yah my bidinYou: yah could be a mcculluchStranger: but ye dinni ken fit bidin meansYou: an then where would i be?You: are you callin me dad a liar?Stranger: ayeStranger: wans fight booot it likes?You: I dannae like it when a mcculluch calls me dad a liarYou: them be fightin words if i ever did a'hear themStranger: ma pa'd be drikin whiskey n geein ur pa a weegie kissYou: ooch, ya kiss ya ma wit that mouth?You: tis dirtier than ole nessieStranger: ye dinni have a clueYou: yeh callin me a liar?You: i dinni like it when a mcculluch calls me a liearYou: liarStranger: ull be clarterd in blood fen u git bak likesYou: ohho, is that a promise, lad?Stranger: that it would be ya pansieYou: ooch, now ya callin me a pansie?Stranger: ayeStranger: yel nae'er know fit hit ya likesYou: i spit upon ya ma, aye, i doStranger: ur mas feelStranger: ye live in a guddleYou: yew callin me a packlewack?You: i've kilt lesser men fer thatStranger: ye stop it wit yer lies nooStranger: ya wee bam-potYou: nae, YE stop wit YER lies nooYou: ye think i cannae spot a fake when i see one?Stranger: fit u sayin?Stranger: fake?You: ye herd me, ahm callin yer a tokker-tomStranger: ill dee yer nut in ya pillickYou: ahd like to see ye tryYou: ya fizpopStranger: yer just makkin up words noo ya fuckin plebYou: ye callin me a liar?Stranger: ayeStranger: fit u gonna do?You: im gonna fiddle yer ma, tahts what im gonna dooStranger: arite im bored nowStranger: from?You: lolYou: you first, goddamn irishfag. or scottishfag. same thingStranger: .........scotland obviouslyStranger: uYou: I knew thatYou: I'm irish, obviouslyStranger: lolYou: I thought your accent seemed a bit strangeStranger: lolStranger: btw far ya bidin = where ya stayinYou: lolStranger: catch ya laterYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hey sexyStranger: hey Stranger: wanna f**k me? i'm hotYou: m/fStranger: fStranger: u?You: male b***hStranger: uh yaaStranger: tha't waht i'm lookin 4Stranger: age?You: 13 you f**king sick bastardYou have disconnected. This is fun lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 this dude was acting real creepy (can't post on here, inappropiate) and he thought i was a chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I had one that claimed to be a gay couple. When they found out I was a "girl" they left. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I once said I was a siamese twin connected by the head xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Actual Conversation: Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: I will eat you!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hey sexyStranger: heyYou: Whatca doin?Stranger: just this, youYou: watchin pr0n. m/f?Stranger: femaleYou: Okay thenStranger: yeaoYou: Are you straight? Stranger: yesStranger: ..Stranger: whyYou: I'm a lesbian girlStranger: well I could bend the rules ;)You: Okay then if you could just step into my vanStranger: *steps into van*Stranger: and now.You: Let's play pokemon!!!!!Stranger: WOHOOYou: Go Pikachu!!!Stranger: Go charmander!!You: Pikachu use Thunderbolt!!!!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 F*** YES I DID IT Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: heyYou: Hi Georgey!Stranger: hey SamYou: Aren't ya gonna say…hello?Stranger: isn't hey good enough?You: Awwwwww, come on bukko!You: Dontcha wanna…balloon?Stranger: sureYou: IVery wise of your dad Georgey, very wise indeed.Stranger: do you remember him?You: I George am Pennywise the dancing clown.You: And you are Georgey!You: Now we know each other.Stranger: and here are Pete and DimYou: GO!You: Without…this?Stranger: or that?You: Exactly!You: Go on kiddo…take it!Stranger: what do i do with it?You: Ohhhhh, you want it, don't ya Georgey?You: Oh, course ya do!Stranger: rightYou: And there's cotton candy and fries and all sorts of surprises down here!Stranger: do you know how hard it is to find a slut on here?You: AND BALLOONS TOO! all colors…Stranger: yeah i guess you doYou: Oh yes…they float.You: Georgey…they float.You: And when you're down here…with me…you float too!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaos Pudding Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 I don't think I've saved any logs that aren't NSFW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: Na na na naYou: na na na naYou: hey hey heyYou: Good byeYou have disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi!You: HiStranger: how are you?!You: I'm fineStranger: where are you from? You: IdahoStranger: where is it?You: US you retardYou: Next to WashingtonStranger: sorryStranger: you are badYou: I don't tolerate stupidityYou: Good day sirYou have disconnected. Why is everyone so stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [align=center]It's the internet. Things happen[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: Die >=]Your conversational partner has disconnected. THIS IS FUN =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: 你好You: Pokemon Battle! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 [align=center]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hay best frienndd .You: stranger danger!!You have disconnected.[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Bye =DStranger: NOStranger: DONT GOYou: Lul.Stranger: Do you like afro'sYou: Wuzzat =DStranger: Afros?Stranger: LIke puffy headsYou: I LEIKZ PUFFY HEADZ =DStranger: Whereya fromYou: Hell >=]Stranger: lulStranger: Im from Nuew zulandStranger: Whats doing in hellYou: Good. Ah great, Lucifer is here. He says hi and then bye =DStranger: ?Stranger: No dont goStranger: LulYou: So, uh....... I LEIKZ TALKIN LIK DIS, IZ FUNStranger: Y@H DawG3e?Stranger: NOMZStranger: qwertyYou: n00b.Stranger: You're a n00blet cak3Stranger: im1337You: Psyche lulz you fail. You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: You got failmail.You: Lulz.Stranger: You from australia?You: Nope, west side of teh epicz hemisphere chap. <_<You: Ya der?Stranger: hahaStranger: where?You: In mah pantz =DStranger: qwertyStranger: qwertyStranger: LULYou: http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm156/llamanose/12343182647.png[/img*]You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/so%20much%20win/llamanose/12343182647.png?o=3You: 5You: 4You: 3You: 2You: 1Stranger: what is itYou: BOOM. A picture. Both of them.Stranger: Lol?Stranger: doesnt workYou: Copy, open new window or tab, and paste.Stranger: nahStranger: lolYou: Good, cause you would've liked it.You: Pwned.You have disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: heyStranger: how ar uStranger: ~~~~~~~~~~Stranger: =3=You: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!!!!Your conversational partner has disconnected. This one went pretty well if I do say so myself:Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: help meYou: A WILD STRANGER HAS APPEARED! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!Stranger: charmander uses teleportYou: funk.Stranger: +5 damageYou: Wut? Fail.Stranger: charmander uses curbstompStranger: charmander uses marijuanaYou: Pikachu uses splash. Charmander faints.You: I win! =DStranger: godamnitStranger: lagqStranger: lagStranger: you fuckin alggedStranger: your a cheaterStranger: piece of sheetYou: =D lolololololololololololllllllllll!!!!Eleven!!!1111!!!!oneoneone!!!!Stranger: cheater cheater pants on fireStranger: give me my charmander back jabroniStranger: ima tell my mommaYou: Navar!! =DYou: Team Rocket wins!!Stranger: this is strangers mom um give my pokemaster his charmander backYou: Pokemaster? Lulz, my Pikachu can make any pokemanz faint with splash. Iz epic win.Stranger: youz a kidz arentz youzYou: No, teen, but I luv making funz on the interwebz =DStranger: bakaYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: My name is Yugi Moto, and I challenge you to a duel!Stranger: a duel in what?You: I play one monster in face down defence position, and end my turnYou: its your move, KaibaStranger: wtf is this game?You: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, OBLITERATION!You: This card allows me to deal 1400 direct damage to your life points!You: WOOSH!Stranger: you a japanese geek ?Stranger: :DYou: You can't defeat the heart of the cards, Kaiba! Friendship forever!You: I summon the Dark Magician in attack mode!Stranger: what does "Kaiba" mean?You: What kind of monster is that?!You: Its attack points are off the chart!You: No! Dark Magician!You: I just have to believe in the heart of the cards, and it will pull through for me!Stranger: Are you drunk? :DYou: ...Ah! Just the card I needed!You: Are you ready Kaiba?You: I play my spell card, Polymarization!Stranger: ok Kaiba is my nameYou: I fuse together my Elephant Graveyard with the Magic arrow, peircing your monster, causing it to rot from the inside out!You: Now I play Kuriboh! And use the spell card Multplication！Creating an unbreakable wall of friendship!You: Now watch as your dragon slowly melts away into nothing!You: It's time! I summon the Celtic Gaurdian! Go! Attack his dragon!You: What? What are you doing? Get away from that ledge!You: NO CELTIC GUARDIAN! STOP THE ATTACK! HE MIGHT DIE!You: I....I lost...I can't believe it!Stranger: haha your text is quite goodYou: I did it all with one hand on my dick tooYou have disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hi!You: A WILD STRANGER HAS APPEARED! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!Stranger: charazard, you're my manYou: Pikachu uses splash. Charzard faints. Pikachu wins.You: Yay!1!!11!!Eleven!!!One!!Stranger: no, charzard teleports at the last minuteStranger: and builds a ROBOT ARMY!Stranger: and comes back at the head of the triumphant forcesYou: Pikachu uses splash. Triumphant forces faint. Pikachu wains.You: *winsYou: A WILD STRANGER HAS APPEARED! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!You: Double Pikachu.You: Yay!1!!11!!Eleven!!!One!!Stranger: I feel like we've exhausted this line of conversationYou: Double Pikachu, use splash! Stranger faints. Double Pikachu wins.You: Yay!1!!11!!Eleven!!!One!!Stranger: autobot? chatbot? turing test?Stranger: I guess that you're the AI in the mixYou: EGO don't amo vos. =D (This means: I don't like you)Stranger: alas, I have no idea what you're sayingYou: I luvz Latin. =DStranger: ah, I went the french routeYou: Exaro nos opportunus iterum , vos combibo. (This means: Till we meet again, you suck.)You: That one was Italian. (This was latin again)Stranger: you've beaten me again. and more fairly than with pikachuYou: Wait till you translate =D. So bye?Stranger: I think so. t'was a pleasure (Personal note: It sure was =D)Your conversational partner has disconnected. This went well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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