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[spoiler=You guys remember Ms. Teen South Carolina? This is worse.]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: Hi

Stranger: fine?

You: Yes I am. ;)

You: lol

Stranger: shauiehaiu

Stranger: asl?

You: 16/F/IL

You: u?

Stranger: 17/m/bRAZIL

Stranger: IL?..

You: illinois

Stranger: oh..

Stranger: usa right?

You: yeah.

You: brazil is in mexico rite?

Stranger: shaiuehauisha

You: como esta?

Stranger: are u kidding me?

Stranger: brazil is a country

Stranger: bien

Stranger: we dont speak spanish.. but speak portuguese

You: see, you speak mexican

Stranger: nono

Stranger: portuguese

You: whats that?

Stranger: portuguese is like spanish

Stranger: a little bit harder

You: oh so like a dialect

Stranger: no no

Stranger: is a language

Stranger: different words

Stranger: but appear be the same

You: mexican?

Stranger: like Bien.. on portuguese is Bem

Stranger: noo portuguese is a language

You: So....redneck mexican?

Stranger: SHUIAHEIUAS

Stranger: really.. not

You: are you all like dora the explorer?

Stranger: SAHUIEAHS no no

Stranger: you know who is Rodrigo Santoro?

You: no, but i no fillipe. he mows our yard

You: is rodrigo his friend

You: ?

Stranger: no no

Stranger: shauihuai

Stranger: u is funny

Stranger: or a dummie.. but i think u as funny

You: i don't get you mexicans

You: you have strange humor

Stranger: yeah but i'm no mexican

Stranger: are u from england?

You: im from America

Stranger: me too

Stranger: south america

You: its like england, only better

You: just like brazil, i guess

Stranger: brazil is a really nice country

You: did it used to be part of mexico like america was part of england?

Stranger: china maybe

You: brazil is in china?

You: i thought u said u were mexican

Stranger: china is on americas?

You: no it isn't silly, china is in asia

Stranger: wel..

You: duh

Stranger: well*

Stranger: so brazil can't be on china

Stranger: cause brazil is in south america

You: oh yeah, where mexico is

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: usa are in south america too

Stranger: near africa

Stranger: and all of these country

Stranger: who have black people

Stranger: right?

You: yeah, thats right, and we went over there and took them as slaves

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i think so

Stranger: u speak chinese on usa?

You: but then we had to let them go for some reason

You: no, we speak american in america

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: american is a nice language?

You: its the best language

You: because america is the best

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: where i learn to speak on "american"?

You: in america

You: duh

Stranger: but.. i'm in america

You: well then you should go learn american

Stranger: and i don't know how to speak the american

You: and stop speaking mexican

Stranger: sheet...

Stranger: i was thinking i'm using english

You: because in america, you should speak american

Stranger: ._.

Stranger: my teacher are in troubles...

You: you can speak mexican when you go back to mexico

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: u like tequila?

You: omg i LOVE tequila!

You: she's so pretty

Stranger: tequila are maded on antartic

Stranger: u know?

You: huh?

Stranger: a really hot country

You: i thought we were talking about teila tequila

Stranger: i dont know who is she

You: shes on american tv

You: i don't know if shes on mexican tv

Stranger: i dont see mexican tv really

Stranger: only russian tv

You: really? yeah, I guess everyone does watch american tv

You: oh

You: i don't like russia

You: there communists

Stranger: russia is near from brazil-mexico

You: no, russia is in europe

Stranger: noo.. is in america

You: your mexican education is really bad

Stranger: you think so?

Stranger: open a map

You: yeah

You: no wonder all the mexicans want to come to the US

Stranger: i dont think u are talking seriously

Stranger: sauiehauish

You: what are you talking about?

You: russia is in europe

You: duh

Stranger: this jole

Stranger: joke*

Stranger: from mexico and brazil

You: ooh, its a joke

You: i understand

You: you mexicans sure do have a weird sense of humor

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i really want to meet a mexican one day

Stranger: to see this weird humor

You: just go to home depot

You: theres always lots of them there

You: my daddy hires them to do work at our house

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: mexico is very far away from here

You: is this another joke?

You: mexico is just east of america

You: everyone knows that

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and everyone knows that mexico is in north america

You: thats why theyre always trying to get in through california

Stranger: and brazil ind south america

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: what region u are?

Stranger: u know.. the state

You: texas

Stranger: u like country music?

You: yeah

You: keith urban is so hot

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: i dont know about country music

You: its the best kind of music

Stranger: but i like some of these music

You: the most american

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: have u a msn?

You: no, i heard thats run by communists

Stranger: shaueauisae

Stranger: i dont think so

Stranger: communist doesn't exist any more

You: yeah it does

You: that black guy whose president right now is a communist

You: my daddy voted against him

Stranger: in bush?

Stranger: bush sucks

You: no, the black guy

You: take that back! bush is the best president ever!

Stranger: oh sure...

Stranger: he only like to throw bombs in a countr

You: he beat all those terrorist bastards trying to hurt amrica!

Stranger: the bastards terrorist are hurting america because him

You: are YOU a terrorist bastard trying to hurt america?

Stranger: al gore is the best

Stranger: i dont think so

You: i bet your a commuist

You: i don't want to talk to a commie

You: your people make me sick

Stranger: no.. i really like capitalism

You: AMERICA IS THE BEST

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[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so, where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

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[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so' date=' where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

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I'm...not sure what to say about this.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: 15 f usa

Stranger: u?

You: 17 f hell

Stranger: then stay there

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Impersonating is fun. Also rewarding.

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[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so' date=' where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

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I'm...not sure what to say about this.

 

Say whatever you want.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello hello

You: I love you

Stranger: no

Stranger: you love the idea of being in love

You: No, I'm pretty sure I love you

Stranger: prove it

You: how?

Stranger: get down on all fours and bark like a dog

You: bark

Stranger: :D

Stranger: you do love me!

You: ok...

You: now what

Stranger: umm

Stranger: let's get married

You: OK!

Stranger: i think we should have a small wedding

Stranger: just close friends and family

You: No, I wanna a big wedding.

You: I am famous after all

Stranger: what are you famous for?

Stranger: i've never heard of you

You: I've had the most divorces ever

Stranger: maybe we should just go to the courthouse to get married

Stranger: and then skip straight to the honeymoon

You: Cool with me

Stranger: take off your pants

You: WAYYY ahead of you.

Stranger: underwear?

You: Never put em on

You: You get naked too, ok hun?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: k baby i'm in my birthday suit!

You: Wait, are you a dude or not?

Stranger: ummm

Stranger: yes

Stranger: what are you?

You: Ima transexual

Stranger: ftm or mtf?

You: both

Stranger: hth?

You: I ended up in the middle

You: and no

Stranger: i don't think we should get married

You: But baby, I can change

Stranger: clearly

Stranger: but i have to go

Stranger: i haven't had a cigarette in almost two hours

Stranger: and you're being vague about the genitalia you possess, which confuses my boner

You: is there another transvestite in your life?

You: there is isn't there

Stranger: many

Stranger: but i thought you were special

Stranger: different from all the rest

You: I was

Stranger: i wasn't even going to charge you

You: o shi-

You: I gotta stop drinking.

You have disconnected.

 

I got married

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Just a small town girl

You: living in a lonely world

Stranger: H湛

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: I love you

You: She took the the midnight train going anywhere

You: I love you to

You: Lets go outback and do something

Stranger: I wang make love with you.

You: How do you wanna make love to me

Stranger: I love sex

You: I do to

You: How whould you do it

You: Where whould you start

Stranger: In China?

You: Chinese

Stranger: Yean

You: Thats Amazingly hot

 

Meh im going to try again

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hey there female stranger, how are you doing today?

You: Im funking amazing and waiting for you

Stranger: Wuhahahaha

You: If you wanted to take me

You: Or we can go to dinner first

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[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so' date=' where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

I'm...not sure what to say about this.

 

Say whatever you want.

 

Pikachu got flirty ;p

Too bad it was a dood

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[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so' date=' where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

I'm...not sure what to say about this.

 

Say whatever you want.

 

Pikachu got flirty ;p

Too bad it was a dood

 

Wut?

But it was a chick.

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You: hi

Stranger: hai

Stranger: straight outta ________

You: Today' date=' according to the latest U.S. Census - only 23% of the American population under the age of 18 is WHITE. Already, four U.S. states are MAJORITY NON-WHITE, and 10% of all counties in America are MAJORITY NON-WHITE. World-wide, White women of child-bearing age comprise only 3% of the earth's population. Do these FACTS disturb you? They should. Do you find yourself upset with the American political structure because it doesn't give enough to whites; wasting our money on poor Spics and Blacks? If so, Click this link and join the fastest growing political party in America: http://www.americannaziparty.com/

Stranger: nice grammar

Stranger: damn

Stranger: you know what that reminds me of?

You: Hmm?

Stranger: the game

You: Oh, the one you just lost

Stranger: no

Stranger: grace jabroni

Stranger: the one you just lost

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote']

 

I'm pretty sure they lost the game.


[spoiler=The most decent conversation I've had in AGES]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

You: what's up?

Stranger: nm

You: cool

Stranger: umm. you?

You: me?

You: I'm good

Stranger: hehe. glad to hear :)

You: lol

You: so' date=' where u from?

Stranger: cchina

You: O.O

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: O.o

You: lol

You: which city?

Stranger: shiyan

Stranger: lol

Stranger: small

You: hong kong

Stranger: hah. cool :D

You: but now I'm in shanghai

You: just moved

Stranger: ah. nice :D

Stranger: which do you prefer. lol

You: uh...

You: hong kong, of course XD

Stranger: haha :D

You: ;D

Stranger: umm. why not staying there ? ?

You: my dad got a new job

You: in shanghao

Stranger: ah. i see :)Shanghai is not bad.haha. very international

You: *shanghai

You: yea it is

Stranger: i've never been to HK. yet >< lol

You: really?

Stranger: :( not yet .lol

You: oh

You: how old r u anyway?

Stranger: 19

You: i'm 17

Stranger: cool :)

Stranger: um. will you go to universities in mainland china?

You: maybe canada i dunno

You: but not china

Stranger: oh. haha. that' cool :)

Stranger: i want to study abroad too ><

You: ^_^

You: lol

Stranger: haha. are you a boy or a girl XD

You: boy

Stranger: haha.

You: lol u?

Stranger: eh. im a girl :)

You: O.O

You: wow

Stranger: O . O why wow XD

You: dunno

Stranger: haha

You: I mean, can I see a pic of u?

You: plz?

Stranger: umm. i really dont have one on the internet. lol

You: oh

You: you could upload it you know

You: >_>

Stranger: lol .i know

Stranger: but..is pics important ? lol

You: 'Pics or it didn't happen', they say

Stranger: lol. first time heard ot it......... who said that XD

You: my friend

You: on a forum

Stranger: umm. okie

You: lol maybe you should join

Stranger: lol. what forum

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/

You: lol

You: XD

Stranger: whats that about? lol

You: yugioh and other stuff

You: of course, you could post about your life

You: and stuff

You: and check this out first

You: http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-133810-page-1.html

You: all about stupidness of omegle

Stranger: lol. ok

Stranger: ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: ><

You: so?

You: lol

Stranger: so?

You: no, how's the link

You: that I gave you

Stranger: oh. lol. crazy chats...bored people

Stranger: chatting *

You: lol XD

You: luckily, I don't do that

You: i could, but not today

You: lol

Stranger: lol XD

You: u like pokemon?

You: no?

You: yes?

Stranger: pokemon? umm. yeah it is cool. but not a huge fan of it

Stranger: lol

You: i c

You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

You: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

Stranger: lol

You: Pikachu, thunderbolt!

You: *zap*

Stranger: XDDD

You: Your turn

Stranger: ehhh. i know little about that. sorry XD

You: oh ok

You: choose charizard or something

You: and use fire blast

You: and I dodge it

You: and I kill you

You: lol

Stranger: ....lol .... you crazy

You: not really

You: I'm just bored

You: so what do you wanna talk about?

Stranger: umm. idk. do you speak english in HK?

You: sometimes

You: y?

Stranger: curious. lol. your english is really good. haha

You: Thanks

Stranger: np

You: I go to a British School, that's why.

Stranger: ohhhhhh. i see :D i wanted to go to british school >< lol

Stranger: so you have british accents?

You: Nope

Stranger: haha

You: I wish i did, but it sounds so gay

Stranger: lol

You: 'Life ain't no cup of tea, old bean.'

You: BLIMEY! I gotta go sharp two o'clock

You: See you around, 'chap!

You: and stuff life that

You: ....

Stranger: haha XD

Stranger: umm. why not studying in UK in the future?

You: Don't want to

You: I mean, canada is good too

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: and not that expensive. haha

You: lol yes

Stranger: umm. i need to have lunch now ..

Stranger: nice chatting with you ...................so ..see you ..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

I'm...not sure what to say about this.

 

Say whatever you want.

 

Pikachu got flirty ;p

Too bad it was a dood

 

Wut?

But it was a chick.

 

Sir, you are doing it wrong.

 

Don't bring up pokemon/yugioh/anything of that nature when flirting; ever, even if it is on the internet.

 


 

[spoiler=A Couple Moar]

 

I just basically pretended to advertise for the ANP and see how it went from there.

 

You: hello

Stranger: are you friendly every one has been disconneting me.

Stranger: :(

You: That sucks, your luck isn't too great :(

You: Today, according to the latest U.S. Census - only 23% of the American population under the age of 18 is WHITE. Already, four U.S. states are MAJORITY NON-WHITE, and 10% of all counties in America are MAJORITY NON-WHITE. World-wide, White women of child-bearing age comprise only 3% of the earth's population. Do these FACTS disturb you? They should. Do you find yourself upset with the American political structure because it doesn't give enough to whites; wasting our money on poor Spics and Blacks? If so, Click this link and join the fastest growing political party in America: http://www.americannaziparty.com/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: Hello

Stranger: tell me your deepest secret

You: Today, according to the latest U.S. Census - only 23% of the American population under the age of 18 is WHITE. Already, four U.S. states are MAJORITY NON-WHITE, and 10% of all counties in America are MAJORITY NON-WHITE. World-wide, White women of child-bearing age comprise only 3% of the earth's population.

Stranger: BORING

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 


Stranger: Hey

You: Hayyy

Stranger: Where are u from? :D

You: Greatest nation on the earth, America

You: and u?

Stranger: Greatest nation on the earth, Germany

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Hey

Stranger: country?

Stranger: hi

You: Great and Venerable States of America

You: and yourself?

Stranger: canada

You: Oh, my nation's hat :P

Stranger: yes,single

You: I have AIDS

Stranger: my gold1

Stranger: 88

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hiy.

You: Hi

Stranger: Hiya.

You: Harro

Stranger: ?

You: ?

You: Ok

Stranger: If you aren't a Chinese, Korean or Japanese girl I'm totally disconnecting.

You: There aren't any on this site, it's all males. Good luck with your search though buddy ;P

You: And no, I'm disconnecting on you Comrade.

You have disconnected.


GOD SEND

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: How are ya?

Stranger: good

You: Good

You: That's good

Stranger: yep

You: Do you love life?

Stranger: i think so

Stranger: do u ?

You: Good, that's good to hear

You: Of course Comrade.

You: Did you know that 90% of Omegle member's are just trolls in it for the lulz?

Stranger: so ,what brings u to omegle?

Stranger: no i don't

Stranger: really?

You: Yeah dude

Stranger: 90%?

You: It's why you're hear too man

Stranger: its really high tough

You: 2872 online man

You: 300 people not here to troll

You: That sounds a bit high to me as iti s

Stranger: it shock me

You: I'm not surprised

-Random not as funny filler chat; eventually they went idle on me -

You have disconnected.

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REVERSE TROLL!

 

You: Bored...

Stranger: same

Stranger: you should try trolling

You: I Spy?

Stranger: nah

Stranger: I'm trollin'

You: They see me trollin...

You: they hatin...

Stranger: don't say it

Stranger: >_<

Stranger: ok, good day sir

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pain_series

Stranger: what?

You: google it.

Stranger: why?

You: it's hilarious.

You: Name you should ignore...

You: it's a joke.

Stranger: oye?

You: trust me, just open the page, it's funking hilarious.

You: tell me once you have.

Stranger: i don't understood.

You: Huh?

You: did you open it?

Stranger: funk

You: i never said it would be funny for you...

You: just that it would be funny.

You: can't think of anything to sa?

You: *say

You: I don't blame you.

You: I muted the sound and covered my eyes when I retrieved the link.

Stranger: you're sick

You: >=D

You: That's th fun of it.

You: Feel free to use that one yourself, by the way.

You: gross out doesn't even begin to describe the horror etched upon your eyes, does it?

Stranger: Not go so far as

You: wait, you withstood that?

Stranger: but your are very sick

You: I know.

You: That's the fun of it.

You: I'm surprised you haven't d/c'd on me yet.

You: I'm going to get a can of juice now, I'm thirsty from the laughing.

You: *schick*

You: Aaaaahhh.

You: Pepsi, the thirst quencher.

Stranger: jabroni bye.

You: It lives!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/b]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pain_series

Stranger: Seen any flying giant asses around here? I lost mine.

You: Troll.

You: Obvious trolol is obvious.

You: *troll

You: I see you trollin...

You: I hatin...

You: Trollin trollin trollin, lots of forum trolling, trollin trollin trollin, the newbs.

Stranger: Wow

You: What?

Stranger: Nice looking pics there

You: 0_0.

You: Holy funking sheet.

Stranger: But where is that screaming coming from? Its annoying me

You: >=D

You: it's coming from that page.

Stranger: How can anyones ass stretc that much?

You: Magic.

Stranger: stretch**

You: or plastic surgery.

Stranger: sheet is coming very fast I think

You: not sure which.

You: wait what?

Stranger: if your ass is streched that much..

You: I see.

You: good day fellow troll.

You have disconnected.

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[align=center]Talk to strangers!

3088 users online

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Wild stranger appeared!

You: Go Charizard!!!

Stranger: *teleport*

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I just got owned... :cry:[/align]

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18 female canada

Stranger: 15 m spain

You: You better be off lying kid

You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: why cant women be pretty and intelligent at the same time?

You: Cool question bra!

Stranger: because then they would be men!!!!!

Stranger: got it?

You: no

Stranger: funny huh?

You: no

Stranger: dude funk you

You: This is funny though

You: THE

You:GAME

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Talk to strangers!

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Guest KAJN

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: lolol

You: lolol

Stranger: hmmmm....

You: hmmmm...

Stranger: penis?

You: penis?

Stranger: i smell funny

You: They see me trollin'

You: They hatin'

Stranger: lol

Stranger: i like you

You: Oh Thanks but you know.....

You: THE

You: GAME

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[spoiler=1]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: sup

You: Die >=]

Stranger: funk YO

Stranger: COUCH

You: I know you wanna.

Stranger: funk me

Stranger: sideways

You: Nah, you're too homo for me.

You: Lul, you got failmail.

Stranger: wut

You: Lul, you got failmail.

Stranger: failmail is what now

You: Lul, you got failmail.

Stranger: ?

You: Lulz, you just got fail, in the mail.

Stranger: sok

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The hell does sok mean?

 

 

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one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous,

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details if you would like.

If you like Omegle, be sure to check out

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Start a chat

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[align=center]I'm so proud of myself!

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: suddenly, boners everywhere!

You: Wild stranger appeared! I choose you, Pikachu!

Stranger: dammit anon

You: Pikachu use thunderbolt!

You: +50 damae

Stranger: hi. my name's david. whats yours?

You: Pikachu, use quick attack!

You: +20 damage!

Stranger: pikachu's weak

Stranger: if you keep using him you'll lose the game

You: Pikachu, use Falcon Pawnch!!!!

You: you just lost the game

You have disconnected.[/align]

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[spoiler=i totally think he was gay]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: i am a female slut

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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[spoiler=i totally think he was gay]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: i am a female slut

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Just happened to me also =D

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: I'm a female slut

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: I have AIDS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[spoiler=Don't like Chinese.]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE x6598:32:2009: As required by Megan’s Law, Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that THE PERSON YOU ARE CHATTING WITH IS A FORMERLY CONVICTED CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: asl?

You: I'm good.

Stranger: me too

Stranger: where do you live?

You: China

Stranger: damn asian

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

lawl.

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This one was pissed:

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: Hello young mortal.

Stranger: Have a nice day, my dear Master

You: Okay. Bye jabroni =D

Stranger: och

Stranger: :(

You: =D

Stranger: your arent very nice

Stranger: *cry*

You: You take internet to seriously.

Stranger: maybe (:

You: Good, now get lost.

Stranger: but anyway i dont like beeing called jabroni

Stranger: but master :(

You: Okay, if you are calling Master for some wierd cyber sexual addicitivity you have, get lost. Now.

Stranger: na

Stranger: dont want 2

Stranger: wanna watch you

You: Good.

Stranger: while you freak out

You: Wait, what?

Stranger: seems to be funny

You: ... Fine, you have resorted to me, spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

You: Spam.

Stranger: uhh

Stranger: nice

Stranger: well done

Stranger: but you cant do that again!

You: Spam.

You: Ha!

Stranger: damnit

You: Spam. Hahaha!!

Stranger: pft

Stranger: im also able 2

Stranger: SPAM!

Stranger: MUAHAHAHAHAH

You: I troll more.

Stranger: wahts the meaning of troll?

Stranger: i dont know the word

You: Lol. Time to move on...

Stranger: so?

You: Oh, great website for you: http://summaxr.com/obama.html (<<-- The person was pissed because of this website =D)

You: Don't worry, It's funny.

Stranger: hm...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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