Omegle

[Dark]

Yes I am. But I can't think of anything funnier than the cop thing and the undercover boy thing.

[Juuzou]

Yes I am. But I can't think of anything funnier than the cop thing and the undercover boy thing.

 

transvestites?

[Zeroshot]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: heyy

You: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: no

You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: I have an idea

You: try to troll

You: it's better than cyber sex

Stranger: how do u troll?

You: really?

You: just post stupid stuff

You: try to drive your opponent off the site

You: without chatspamming

Stranger: sounda completeyl retarded

Stranger: i like cyber sex a whol lot better

You: Yes, pretending to have sex with somebody on the internet is not retarded

You: I understand now

Stranger: well, we upload pics to photobucket and share those

You: Oh yes,

You: pics

Stranger: real sex is better

You: because you really know that that's a girl on the other end

Stranger: but this is what i do when i get bored

You: like you ever had sex for real lol

You: nerd

Stranger: i dont know that it is its just fun to imagine

You: so your imagining sex?

Stranger: ive had sex once bro haha

You: once

You: by accident?

Stranger: not imaginig sex just checkin the girl out

You: what you think is a girl

Stranger: dont mess dude, im a cool kid

You: You think masturbating to a pic is cool?

Stranger: i think it feels good

You: lol

You: then go funk yourself

You have disconnected.

 

Didn't feel like trollin

just insulting

[Dark]

[spoiler=Anudda One]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hiii

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: how r u???

You: I'm fine. My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday.

You: So I'm a bit sad inside.

Stranger: bad vibes

Stranger: where r u from???

You: New York City.

You: And you?

Stranger: brazil

You: That's cool.

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17 and u??

You: I'm a 13 year old girl, and proud of it. =D

Stranger: hahaha

You: So, do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: not really, no

You: That's cool.

You: So, how's life? =D

Stranger: a quite good, i'm on hollydays

You: So, do you want to have some cyber sex? I can understand if you don't.

You: My friends said it was fun.

You: But I am doubtful.

Stranger: yes

You: Really?

You: I'll just have to see how fun this is. =\

You: How do I start?

You: My friends said the girl always has to start.

Stranger: u said where u r , how u r and start to describe the situation

You: *walks into bathroom, lights a candle and dims all other sources of light*

You: Like that?

Stranger: could be

You: *comes out wearing a white bath robe, and nothing underneath*

Stranger: yes

You: Your turn?

Stranger: u ussualy keps for a while

You: Ok...

You: *crawls into bed and waits for you to walk in*

Stranger: yea this kind of thing

You: Isn't it your turn? I don't really have anything left to say. =D

Stranger: i could say: * i get in the room, I'm already naked I open your rob and start to kiss your nipples

You: I took all my clothes off in real life to get me into the mood.

You: *I crawl away from you and lay down in the bed*

You: I can't believe I am losing my virginity over the internet.

You: THIS IS SO FUN!

Stranger: do u have a picture of u, to be easy to imagine

You: No, I don't have a picture of me.

You: I don't even have a camera.

You: Maybe after we finish, I could "borrow" my dad's camera.

You: And I could take some naughty pics.

Stranger: how r u???

You: I am fine, and I'm still waiting for you. ;)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: I'm kissing your nipples, and my hand slides to your pussy

You: I start getting horny.

Stranger: I start to touch it softly

You: And...?

Stranger: I lick slowly your breasts,and start to touch u harder, to u get wet

You: This is undercover officer McCarthy. You are a sick, sick man. We have traced your IP address and are sending police right now to arrest you and put you in jail. You are charged with counts of internet rape and trying to seduce a minor female. Have fun in jail. One less internet predator.

You: And we have this conversation as proof.

Stranger: funk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Willieh]

Hey I've done this before!

 

[spoiler=old shiz OH LORDY THERE'S SOME BAD WORDS IN HERE!]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: SHUT UP

You: WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY FEELINGS FOR ONCE?

Stranger: no

You: ALL WE EVER TALK ABOUT IS YOUR STUPID FEELINGS YOU FREAK.

Stranger: =)

Stranger: awww

You: DON'T GIVE ME THAT sheet

You: WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HELP ME?

Stranger: stop with the flattery

You: If you say one more word I'll skin myself and roll around in salt.

Stranger: you are too much

You: YOU ARE DISGUSTINGLY FAT.

You: But I like that...

Stranger: pealing and rolling in salt? is that an impression of a potatoe?

You: IT'S AN IMPRESSION OF WHAT YOU SHOULD TRY DOING.

Stranger: haha no thanks

Stranger: I'll let you instead

Stranger: =)

You: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME JUST BECAUSE YOUR PENIS ISN'T DEFORMED AND GREEN?

Stranger: why yes

Stranger: yes I do

You: SHUT UP

You: SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Stranger: you started it =)

You: Ever since we started talking all you've done is insult me.

You: People like you make me sick.

Stranger: xD

You: Just insulting people for no apparent reason.

Stranger: oh please

Stranger: you insluted yourself

Stranger: all I did was help

You: INSLUTED?

You: ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I'M A SLUT?

Stranger: insalted

Stranger: =)

You: Touche'.

Stranger: gracias

Your conversational person has disconnected.

 

 

[Zeroshot]

[spoiler=CHATSPAMBATTLE!!!!111!!!1111!]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: to slow bish

Stranger: wtf is a bish?

You: You bish

Stranger: fish?

You: No,

You: It's a cross between a jabroni and a fish

Stranger: goose?

Stranger: impossible

You: I've seen it

Stranger: the genetics would never work out

You: You know Miley Cyrus?

Stranger: were you dropped on your head?

You: YES

You: BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO INSULT ME

 

Stranger: trust me, that wasn't a lucky guess.

Stranger: you insulted yourself

You: But I also insulted you

Stranger: no you didn't

You: but you need to be smart to see it

You: and your not

You: so sorry

Stranger: you called me a bish

Stranger: that

Stranger: 's not really insulting

You: Your hopeless

You: try growing up

You: it helps

Stranger: HAHA. OMGWTFBBQ you BISH!

Stranger: look

You: D: I'm so hurt

Stranger: that's what it looks like when you type to everybody else

You: (see, bish is insulting

You: stop being defensive

Stranger: no, jew is insulting

Stranger: bish is not a word

Stranger: so, not insulting.

You: Neither is jew

Stranger: jew is a word.

Stranger: how is jew not a word?

You: jew is a slang word that hitler made up when he was in a gang

You: e.g. not real

You: haven't you ever heard of the Nazis?

Stranger: Really, so the Jewish people who call themselves Jew do so b/c a fascist leader that exterminated 6 million Jews told them too....

You: yup

Stranger: are you the same guy that told me that this all happened in the 1960s?

Stranger: sound the same.

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Stranger: I win that one

Stranger: you copy pasted my sheet

Stranger: that's weak

You: But I won better

You: You quit first

You: and I call no text art

You: just basic fist fighting chatspam

Stranger: D: fine. You win

 

 

 

I totally won.

I edited it for shortness though

otherwise it would be really long.

[CrazyKev]

[spoiler=I killed hmim D:]

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You: BOOM

Stranger: hey you!

You: YOU DEAD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Gun inspired by Zero's convo.

[Dark]

[spoiler=Someone Showed Me This]

 

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[Zeroshot]

I just had a 30 minute convo with a canadian.

His best insults were 'fuckface' 'spock' (he spelled spick wrong, 4 times), he kept saying that I couldn't come up with an insult, even tho I owned him in every reply I posted.

I was thinking of chatspamming him, but then he quit.

[OMGAKITTY]

[spoiler=Anudda One]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hiii

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: how r u???

You: I'm fine. My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday.

You: So I'm a bit sad inside.

Stranger: bad vibes

Stranger: where r u from???

You: New York City.

You: And you?

Stranger: brazil

You: That's cool.

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 17 and u??

You: I'm a 13 year old girl' date=' and proud of it. =D

Stranger: hahaha

You: So, do you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: not really, no

You: That's cool.

You: So, how's life? =D

Stranger: a quite good, i'm on hollydays

You: So, do you want to have some cyber sex? I can understand if you don't.

You: My friends said it was fun.

You: But I am doubtful.

Stranger: yes

You: Really?

You: I'll just have to see how fun this is. =\

You: How do I start?

You: My friends said the girl always has to start.

Stranger: u said where u r , how u r and start to describe the situation

You: *walks into bathroom, lights a candle and dims all other sources of light*

You: Like that?

Stranger: could be

You: *comes out wearing a white bath robe, and nothing underneath*

Stranger: yes

You: Your turn?

Stranger: u ussualy keps for a while

You: Ok...

You: *crawls into bed and waits for you to walk in*

Stranger: yea this kind of thing

You: Isn't it your turn? I don't really have anything left to say. =D

Stranger: i could say: * i get in the room, I'm already naked I open your rob and start to kiss your nipples

You: I took all my clothes off in real life to get me into the mood.

You: *I crawl away from you and lay down in the bed*

You: I can't believe I am losing my virginity over the internet.

You: THIS IS SO FUN!

Stranger: do u have a picture of u, to be easy to imagine

You: No, I don't have a picture of me.

You: I don't even have a camera.

You: Maybe after we finish, I could "borrow" my dad's camera.

You: And I could take some naughty pics.

Stranger: how r u???

You: I am fine, and I'm still waiting for you. ;)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: I'm kissing your nipples, and my hand slides to your pussy

You: I start getting horny.

Stranger: I start to touch it softly

You: And...?

Stranger: I lick slowly your breasts,and start to touch u harder, to u get wet

You: This is undercover officer McCarthy. You are a sick, sick man. We have traced your IP address and are sending police right now to arrest you and put you in jail. You are charged with counts of internet rape and trying to seduce a minor female. Have fun in jail. One less internet predator.

You: And we have this conversation as proof.

Stranger: f***

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

You have brought me many lols. I am pleased.

[Willieh]

Why exactly is porn not allowed on this website again?

[OMGAKITTY]

I'm not sure, but that rule should be changed.

[Zeroshot]

Stranger: helllllo

You: hi

Stranger: are you tired

You: no

You: not really

You: I can go all night

You: say something

Stranger: life sucks

You: EMO!!!!111!!11!!11!

Stranger: shuttup prep

You: notta prep

You: Im da bully

Stranger: you know why guys bully?

You: fer fun

Stranger: to compensate for something

You: no

You: I do it

You: for fun

Stranger: its because youre a loser

You: nice insult

You: loser made me cry

Stranger: you would cry cuz your mom is fat

You: lol

You: my mom died when I was 3 buddy

You: keep em coming

Stranger: see she killed herself because you were such a disappointment

You: No

You: she was killed in a car crash when I was in the back seat

Stranger: she crashed the car because you smelled

You: Nope.

You: Drunk driver plowed into the front

You: I'm actually telling the truth fyi, so you really can't hurt my feelings with your pussy insults

Stranger: he was drunk because your mom was so ugly

You: c'mon

You: try harder

You: that didn't make sense

Stranger: i know you are but what am i

You: lol

You: ur the first one to make me laugh today

Stranger: your gay flirting wont work on me i dont swing that way

You: gay flirting?

You: I never tried it before

You: I didn't know you were gay

Stranger: you are queer

You: good insult

You: naw, the homosexual is executed in my religion

Stranger: thats why they killed your mom

You: lol

You: that's pretty good actually.

You: lesbians are hot

You: your trolling is OK

Stranger: theyre lesbian because they saw your face

You: That's even hotter

You: You haven't really won a chat session, have you?

Stranger: ya i got an award. its on tubgirl.com

You: I assume that's a porn site

You: so that fails hard on your part

Stranger: not porn its an award

You: so you won a porn award?

You: what?

Stranger: you must be new to the internet

Stranger: im a legend

You: I see

You: I've never heard of you

You: you must not be as cool as you thought

Stranger: cooler than you

You: Oh

You: nice comeback

You: naw

Stranger: why do you want me to come back? are you queer?

You: your just a nerd who sits infront of his computer all day, trying to be funny buy ultimately fails in the end

You: queer is not a good insult

You: find some new ones

Stranger: your moms ugly

You: OMG U IZ SO COOL BECAUSE U CAN INSULT MAH MOM

You: srsly

You: get a new insult book

Stranger: i tried but youre so poor you couldnt buy one

You: You misspelled your

Stranger: i mispelled your mom

You: that didn't make any sense whatsoever

Stranger: your brains too small to understand

You: explain it to my small brain then

Stranger: ur stupid

You: that made no sense either

You: You need to get yourself a life

Stranger: whatever gay boy

You: because apparently I'm gay now?

You: srsly lrn2insult

Stranger: fat queer

You: lol

You: once again queer is not a good insult

Stranger: sorrry i know u prefer the term baka

You: baka means a bundle of sticks

You: I know you love sticks, but really get a life

Stranger: w/e homoqueer

You: try saying something that doesn't suck once

You: just once

Stranger: your girlfriend

You: I thought I was gay?

Stranger: she doesnt suck. all she does is blow me

You: Once again, lesbians are hot

Stranger: she smells

You: so, she's blowing you, not me

Stranger: no thats your mom

You: So now your having sex with a dead person?

You: really?

Stranger: you do??? siiiiick

You: that made no sense whatsoever

You: Congradulations

You: you just lost

You: the

You: game

 

I lol'd

this guy was worse than the canadian, but appeared to be young and new to the internet.

 

For those of you wondering, that is how my mother died and I was greatly offended by this baka, I just chose not to show it because that's how you defeat a troll.

[Pikachu]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

You: YOU TROLL?

You: Don't

Stranger: YEs

Stranger: I"M TROLL

You: U IZ BIG TROLL?

Stranger: SURE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

He actually had the advantage.

[Sparta™]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: I want a penis in my vag hole.

You: I recommend Eharmony. =D

You have disconnected.

[Womi]

[spoiler=HARDCORE!]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi there

Stranger: old friend

Stranger: helllo

You: cows and horse?

Stranger: horse and cows

Stranger: now' date='

Stranger: stranger

Stranger: [it feels wrong calling you stranger']

Stranger: we are connected

You: you spelled hello wrong

Stranger: with a soul tube

Stranger: we must become friends

You: Do you want pizza?

Stranger: what kind

You: Mankind!

Stranger: degutons

You: yes

Stranger: although oddly compelling

You: nobody is perfect

Stranger: one reads of those who only learn later that they have consumed human flesh

Stranger: sometimes i envy these people

You: Sweeney Todd or something?

Stranger: no in like

Stranger: crazy little countries in africa

You: Nuts or mentally broken....I'm not sure yet

Stranger: dont know

Stranger: you debate my sanity ?#

You: Fish will gain world domination was your next sentence, right?

Stranger: no i didnt realy have a sentence ready

You: bad thing

You: and I thought youre clever

You: Lets debate about.......something

Stranger: how do you know i am not robbing all of these odd little quirks from various sources spread across the internet

You: you spelled "really" wrong

Stranger: really

You: thats correct

You: shall we sing a song?

Stranger: no lets bedate

Stranger: debate

Stranger: he

Stranger: h

You: OMG!

You: YOURE THIS HACKER GUY!

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: im this hacker guy

You: What music am I listening to at the moment?

Stranger: edgard varese

You: Thats right!

You: O.O

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: so unlikely : a million to one

You: unfortunately, it was wrong

Stranger: what music am i listening to at the moment

Stranger: aw man =[

You: Youre listening to....

You: a hardcore porn you stole from your horny father's documents xP

Stranger: incorrectement

Stranger: ALTHOUGH

You: I had at least a try...

Stranger: you reminded me of an improtant fact-finding mission i was planning to undertake

Stranger: thank you kind sir

You: O RLY?

You: Time to dance?

Stranger: thats right

You: I just found this cookie

You: will you swallow it?

Stranger: i cant reach from here

Stranger: i am geographically limited

You: You remember me of Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..

Stranger: you are johnny depp's elf double ?

You: no

Stranger: oh

Stranger: then what

You: A LITTLE FAAAAAAT COW!

Stranger: thats no good

You: no problem

Stranger: cows and horse ?

You: Yes

You: indeed

You: Wanna have a drink?

Stranger: again

Stranger: georgaoogsyc

Stranger: geographically

You: georgaoogsyc...

You: interesting

Stranger: what does it mean

Stranger: everything has meaning

You: You ask me?

You: ask my fat cat

Stranger: if nothing else, jung taught us that

You: alias your mom

Stranger: you are as qualified to answer as anyone else

You: nobody like chicken with potatoes!

You: likes

You: chicken

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: uh

Stranger: with

You: Do u like chicken with potato?

You: I'm sure youre male, right?

Stranger: would you like a photograph of me

You: no

Stranger: correctement

Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

You: not interested

Stranger: it is not realy a picture of me

Stranger: i lied to you

You: Have you ever seen a fat cow lying on the street?

Stranger: dead ones

Stranger: hundreds

Stranger: they blocked the motorway

You: Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

You: heresthe link

Stranger: to what

You: Whats your favourite food, Oskari?

Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

Stranger: somewhat superfluous

Stranger: oh my

Stranger: interestin

Stranger: as

Stranger: my real name

Stranger: is actually oscar

You: no

Stranger: and that is not a photograph of me

Stranger: but a

You: Oskari

Stranger: yes sir

Stranger: my favourite food

Stranger: would have to be

You: but a?

Stranger: chicken with potatos

You: funny...

You: rlly

You: xD

Stranger: no

Stranger: once more i lie

You: Twelve eggs by one hunt? AMAZING!

Stranger: that is incredible

Stranger: twelve in one ?

You: I'll disconnect now, OK?

Stranger: no

Stranger: we are reaching

Stranger: symbiosis

You: Go crying, bumlicker xP

Stranger: ok

You: Youre kinda nuts

You: But I'm not much better

You: Countdown to disconnection:

Stranger: you are much much worse

You: 5

You: 4

Stranger: oh mo

You: 3

Stranger: ho ho

Stranger: no oh

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: slow mo

Stranger: bro

Stranger: fo

Stranger: sho

You: THE COUNTDOWN STARTS!

You: 10

You: 9

Stranger: go

Stranger: g

Stranger: o

Stranger: go

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

Stranger: big toe small toe

You: 5

You: 4

Stranger: how low can you go

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: 0

Stranger: joe goad

Stranger: is

Stranger: slow

You: Bye you bastard!

 

 

That was kinda crazy...

[Dark]

[spoiler=My Best One Yet]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: heyy asl?

You: Haii. ^_^

You: 14, Female

You: I don't feel comfortable giving my location.

You: But I do live in the US.

Stranger: Okay babe

You: And you? Your asl?

Stranger: i am 15 and live in the us.

You: Gender?

Stranger: male

You: That's cool.

You: So, how are you?

Stranger: good you

You: I'm fine. My boyfriend broke up with me yesterday.

You: So I am a bit sad.

Stranger: Ohh sorry babe,

Stranger: wannaa cyberr;)?

You: Maybe later.

You: What state do you live in?

You: I'm a proud New Yorker.

You: =D

Stranger: im quitee hornyy..

Stranger: Californiaaa,

You: I think people from California are so hot. =D

You: Are you...

You: ...dating anyone? Currently?

Stranger: Nope i aintt, im single :D

You: Cool. =)

You: So, is "cybering" really fun?

You: That's what all my friends say.

Stranger: Yeahh it iss,

You: I've never tried it before...

Stranger: its greatt,

You: Maybe after we are done, I could send you some naughty pics. ^_^

You: Is that OK?

Stranger: Yeah babee coursee;)

You: Should I take off my clothes in real life to get in the mood?

You: Honestly, I am fairly new to this.

Stranger: youu can do whatevaa you wantt, fingerr or just pllay with yourselff,

You: K, gimme a sec to take off my clothes.

You: It's a bit cold. Lemme turn up the heat and then lock my bedroom door.

You: Crap. My bra ripped. =(

Stranger: Oooo ;)

You: Heat is up, room is locked.

You: So, how should I start "cybering"?

Stranger: just telling mee like what your doingg.

You: *walks into bedroom*

You: *walks into bathroom and comes out wearing a white bath robe, with nothing underneath*

You: Like that?

Stranger: yeahh babee;)

You: Your turn?

Stranger: * im laying on my bed with nothing on

You: *crawls into bed with you*

You: Are you gonna take off my robe? *blushes*

You: THIS IS SO EXCITING! ^_^

Stranger: Yeahh, i wanna see your sexyy bodyy *licks lipss*

You: *unbuttons the buttons one by one*

You: *unbuttons the last one, and the robe falls to the ground*

You: I'm getting a little... horny... is that normal?

Stranger: Yeahh babee,

Stranger: I pull you towards me and you lay ontop of meee..

You: And...? =D

You: What happens next?

Stranger: i stroke my hand down your soft body and rub your fanny slowyy

You: AND? =)

Stranger: i pull you closerr and put my hard dick inside of youu..

You: That is enough. This is undercover Officer McCarthy of the New York Police Department. We have traced your IP Address right down to your exact location. Police are being sent to your house right now. You are being charged with counts of internet rape, seducing a minor female and internet predating. We have this Omegle conversation as proof. Enjoy your life in jail. One less of people like you.

You: You have the right to remain silent.

You: Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.

You: You have a right to a lawyer.

Stranger: its normal mate.

You: Normal? So you do this often? That's even more counts, which means more jail time.

You: You make me sick, you really do.

Stranger: damn funk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[Xazeon]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: What made Elmo snap?

You: was he tired of Bigbird's crap?

Stranger: O.O IDK

Stranger: Do you have a dick?

You: Why? You gay?

Stranger: No, I'm a girl

Stranger: So do you have one?

You: Wouldn't you like to know

Stranger: Yes I would

You: I know you pee in the shower, I can see you.

Stranger: ZOMG! IF YOU WATCH THEN I WONT PEE IN THE SHOWER ANYMORE!!1!!11

You: -/_\-

Stranger: Itachi face?

You: Yes, yes it is.

You: Sometimes you just gotta go

You: VAGINAS ARE GREAT, VAGINAS ARE COOL

Stranger: They kind of are

You: Go jump off of a tree. I heard last summer, your dad painted your roof red.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ayy lmao]

[align=center]

 

Honestly,you need to lol at this.

 

_________________________________________________

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: asl pl0x

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi

You: Forget asl it's stupid

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I hear its "boring"

You: I know

Stranger: Do you know the queen

Stranger: Amanda?

You: Yeah

You: Do you now michael jackson

Stranger: Never heard of him.

You: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

Stranger: seriously who is he?

You: THE BEST ENTERTAINER WHO EVER LIVED.THE KING OF POP.

Stranger: Elvis?

You: OMG

You: MICHAEL JACKSON IS

Stranger: ?

You: CHECK YOUTUBE

You: R U THERE

Stranger: ya

You: Good,good.

Stranger: These videos are soooo fake.

Stranger: They dont even keep his coloring the same....

Stranger: Sounds and looks like a girl too

Stranger: Why dont they call her Michelle?

You: Yeah, because he lost his skin of surgery or disease.

Stranger: Is this character from like a website?

Stranger: THIS IS A REAL PERSON?!?!

You: YES

Stranger: bullshit

You: OK

Stranger: what kind of idiot do you think I am

You: HE IS REAL BUT HE'S DEAD NOW ASK YOUR FAMILY IF THEY KNOW WHO HE IS

Stranger: How old are you?

 

You: Stalker

Stranger: Yes I know your address and Im heading over

Stranger: wear shorts again today ;)

You: Srsly, you're a n00b.

Stranger: i perfer nub

You: O_o

Stranger: 8===D (_|_)

Stranger: jabroni

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/align]

[Dark]

"8===D (_|_)"

 

...was the best part of the story.

[OMGAKITTY]

lol, Devil got trolled hard.

[Dark]

I can has approval from Catbus?

[OMGAKITTY]

Yes. Yes you can.

[Dark]

I'm getting better at this. But every subsequent time I "log on" to Omegle, there are less and less people who want to have cyber sex. Sad face. =[

[OMGAKITTY]

Maybe word is getting out that there are undercover cops pa-trollin the area for predators.