Yasu Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Are you from YCM?Stranger: yeah think soYou: D=You: LiarStranger: yachclub möhnesee right?You have disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Your conversational partner has disconnected. I think it was something I said? ---This one's for OMG's approval: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HelloStranger: hello?You: Hi lolYou: I'm SuzyStranger: oh oken i'm kenYou: Like the gay barbie doll?Stranger: lol he's not gay, he got barbie right?You: No, barbie's only in it for the moneyYou: and Ken is only in it to show others he isn't gayYou: (He really is)Stranger: you think my parents chose this name because ken is gay rightStranger: i kenw it :(You: YesYou: Your parents probably dont love youYou: orYou: They want you to be gayStranger: if i'm gay then you're lesbianYou: At least one of us is getting pussyStranger: LOLYou: See what I did there ;)Stranger: so.. are you having fun?You: Touching myself can only be soo funStranger: do that and u can have fun all the timeYou: Yeah but I'm doing it now and I'm bored =(You: I need...moreYou: If you know what I meanStranger: well at least i get more than uYou: You get more dick than I do, that's for sureStranger: yep, that's how hot i amYou: You're so hot you're a raging homosexualYou: I joke I joke ;)You: I REALLY want to cyberYou: Do you?Stranger: yeah.... but not with a girl, because i'm probably gay right? :(Stranger: you're so meanYou: No I was just joking =(Stranger: buhuuuStranger: lawlzYou: So do you wanna sweet thing ;)Stranger: the question is: are u ready for me?You: I was born ready for youYou: *gets naked*You: I want you to lick my entire bodyYou: from head to toeStranger: *licks my entire body from head to toe*Stranger: mmmmh yummyYou: Your body?You: You licked your own penis?Stranger: uh noYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 lol, what am I, official troll judge? But I did lol, haris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Stranger: *licks my entire body from head to toe*Stranger: mmmmh yummyYou: Your body?You: You licked your own penis?Stranger: uh noYour conversational partner has disconnected. I laughed hard at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 [spoiler=First succesful? OMG needs to approve.]You: HIStranger: hey thereYou: sorry forgot i was in capsStranger: its coolStranger: hahahaStranger: 20 m usaYou: i guess im just so horny that i cant think rightYou: 17 f usaStranger: really?You: ya im totally hornyYou: ive been touching myselfStranger: oh godStranger: that's making me hornyYou: really?Stranger: kinda yeahYou: smexiYou: i love to make guys hornyStranger: that's coolYou: unfortunately my boyfriend has been pretty dull latelyStranger: why is that?You: idkYou: maybe he lost interest in meStranger: awwStranger: where ya from?You: new jerseyStranger: coolStranger: I'm from TexasStranger: i go to UTYou: oh niceYou: im going to purdue next year hopefullyStranger: awesomeYou: i got held back a year in schoolYou: i guess im just stupidYou: oh man y did god have to make me this way?You: i feel so dumb, ill never be anythingStranger: it's ok just work hardYou: okYou: i hope that worksYou: i don't wanna be a hooker like everyone saysStranger: ya got a facebook?You: no, my parents wont let meYou: they think i'll put up bad picsStranger: ohStranger: well would you?You: well umYou: i had a myspaceYou: i put up pics of myself in my bra and pantiesYou: my parents found it and i got in sooooooo much troubleStranger: coolYou: thats kinda when the rumor got around school that im a whoreStranger: you ever send those pics to people?You: no my parents deleted themStranger: oh okYou: hey i bet i can make u horny in less than 10 secondsStranger: ok do itYou: i just got out of the showerYou: this is all trueYou: im completely nakedStranger: kYou: my legs are wide openYou: and im all wetYou: and im so horny that i have this look in my eye that says do me like u mean itYou: k u horny?Stranger: yea i have a bonerYou: alright thats what i like to hearStranger: what else ya look like?You: i got blond hairYou: blue eyesYou: im not that tallYou: but im not like really smallStranger: thick?You: hell noStranger: ohStranger: sorryYou: oh no i wasnt offendedStranger: my cock is thickStranger: haYou: oh goodYou: do u like to cyber?Stranger: yah i do actuallyYou: kewlStranger: i havent jacked off for a whileStranger: i might give in tonightYou: Okay you sick man, I'm Officer Neelon with the New Jersey police department, we have traced your IP address. You WILL get arrested for this crime. Preying on young women is serious. You're one sick man.You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Stranger: hiYou: Make this quick...Your conversational partner has disconnected. Cool site. =/ Also.....Games section? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Welcome to our online burger service! may I take your order?Stranger: I looking for iranian r u iranian?You: No, I looking for customer.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: jesus!Stranger: not meYou: No, meYour conversational partner has disconnected. Why so soon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 ^lold at the 2nd xD [spoiler=You will lol at this. The....hard.....way O.o]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: hiStranger: hiYou: 12x4=?Stranger: 48You: yes.Stranger: why are you asking that?You: why not?Stranger: idkYou: 5x32=?Stranger: idk, its too bigYou: 160You: 5x30=150You: 5x2=10You: 150+10=160!You: thats how to do itStranger: well thats newYou: you didnt learn it?Stranger: not like thatYou: Are you North-American?Stranger: noStranger: are you?You: no.You: I'm German, and there we learn it.You: the....hard......way....You: O.oStranger: really?You: no!Stranger: okaay, try it with a different numberYou: 6x28Stranger: 60?You: 6x20=?Stranger: 120Stranger: hey is the 60 right or wrong?You: 60 is far too small.You: if 6x20 is already 120...You: and 6x8?Stranger: oyeaStranger: i tried it with your wayStranger: 48You: right.Stranger: ooow, i forgot the 20You: now just do 120+48Stranger: wow coolYou: yeah, its easy like this.You: especially if you learn it......the......hard.....way!Stranger: im actually learning something from thisYou: O.oStranger: what's the hard way?You: whats the hard way?Stranger: ? im asking youYou: thats why theres a question mark at the end of your sentenceStranger: huh?You: whats up?Stranger: nothing, just bored, you?You: yeah.........You: I'm bored. The......hard......way......O.oStranger: why do you always use that?Stranger: the.....hard....way.... O.oYou: you just used it, too.You: Why are you always using it?Stranger: i'm example-ing itYou: no.You: just solve the folllowing:You: 5x25You: easyStranger: waitStranger: waaaaitStranger: 125?You: yes.You: how old are you? which grade?Stranger: i'm 17 now, moving to 12You: your teachers suckStranger: you?You: they suck pretty much...Stranger: well he really doesYou: I'm 15, moving to 10th gradeStranger: no wayStranger: or its just you being smart?You: I think so^^;You: suckerYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 [spoiler=How to kill a discussion in two lines]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: heyYou: Hello.Stranger: how r uYou: Yes, quite indeed.You: But only on Thursdays.Stranger: mmkayYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol, with just a slight inspiration by a previous member who posted on this thread Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiStranger: 17 m ukYou: 15 f belStranger: chat on ms n?You: no, it got blocked by my dadYou: sryStranger: u got cam?Stranger: did u do dirty things on cam?Stranger: lolYou: wanna play a duel?You: i summon you "NO LIFE LOSER TRYING TO GET A TURN ON" cardYour conversational partner has disconnected. i'm quite surprised with how many noobs are on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 [spoiler=First succesful? OMG needs to approve.]You: HIStranger: hey thereYou: sorry forgot i was in capsStranger: its coolStranger: hahahaStranger: 20 m usaYou: i guess im just so horny that i cant think rightYou: 17 f usaStranger: really?You: ya im totally hornyYou: ive been touching myselfStranger: oh godStranger: that's making me hornyYou: really?Stranger: kinda yeahYou: smexiYou: i love to make guys hornyStranger: that's coolYou: unfortunately my boyfriend has been pretty dull latelyStranger: why is that?You: idkYou: maybe he lost interest in meStranger: awwStranger: where ya from?You: new jerseyStranger: coolStranger: I'm from TexasStranger: i go to UTYou: oh niceYou: im going to purdue next year hopefullyStranger: awesomeYou: i got held back a year in schoolYou: i guess im just stupidYou: oh man y did god have to make me this way?You: i feel so dumb' date=' ill never be anythingStranger: it's ok just work hardYou: okYou: i hope that worksYou: i don't wanna be a hooker like everyone saysStranger: ya got a facebook?You: no, my parents wont let meYou: they think i'll put up bad picsStranger: ohStranger: well would you?You: well umYou: i had a myspaceYou: i put up pics of myself in my bra and pantiesYou: my parents found it and i got in sooooooo much troubleStranger: coolYou: thats kinda when the rumor got around school that im a whoreStranger: you ever send those pics to people?You: no my parents deleted themStranger: oh okYou: hey i bet i can make u horny in less than 10 secondsStranger: ok do itYou: i just got out of the showerYou: this is all trueYou: im completely nakedStranger: kYou: my legs are wide openYou: and im all wetYou: and im so horny that i have this look in my eye that says do me like u mean itYou: k u horny?Stranger: yea i have a bonerYou: alright thats what i like to hearStranger: what else ya look like?You: i got blond hairYou: blue eyesYou: im not that tallYou: but im not like really smallStranger: thick?You: hell noStranger: ohStranger: sorryYou: oh no i wasnt offendedStranger: my cock is thickStranger: haYou: oh goodYou: do u like to cyber?Stranger: yah i do actuallyYou: kewlStranger: i havent jacked off for a whileStranger: i might give in tonightYou: Okay you sick man, I'm Officer Neelon with the New Jersey police department, we have traced your IP address. You WILL get arrested for this crime. Preying on young women is serious. You're one sick man.You have disconnected.[/i'] Nice touch with the low-self-esteem-everyone-thinks-I'm-a-whore angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 lol pedobaiting =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads, which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads' date=' which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3[/quote']I feel special for making a semi-successful chain message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 DONT READ THIS. In 2009 a musically gifted pedophile as pale as the moon was found dead in his house. His heart just couldn't beat it. If you do not copy and paste this message to five other threads' date=' which I know you won't, the spirit of this demonic child molester will come to your house on the night of a full moon and unleash a Thriller on your ass. Have a nice night. <3[/quote']I feel special for making a semi-successful chain message. Its fun, isn't it? I still get a slight thrill in my pants whenever I see someone using one of my virals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 [spoiler=Chat]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: what's wrong with me?Stranger: ?You: why do I feel like this?You: I'm going crazy now..Stranger: what u feelYou: no more gas' date=' in the redStranger: ?You: can't even get it startedYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] I guess they don't like Rihanna's music...... [spoiler=Chat#2]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hey i'm a hot 22 year old italian looking for a girl to talk dirty with You: The end is near...Your conversational partner has disconnected. [spoiler=Chat #3]Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: Hello, hello, OlahYou: I'm in a place called vertigoStranger: at a plave called vertigoStranger: vertigoStranger: its everything i wish i ever knew except u give me something i can feelYou: very good :)Stranger: mhmStranger: asl?You: most people on here think I'm high as soon as I type those lyricsStranger: i ca play the entire song on guitarYou: oh you're being a rebel. ASL! =OYou: *shuns*Stranger: hahaYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 [spoiler=trying to score -_-]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: whats ur name then?Stranger: :DYou: minaStranger: from ?^^You: wolves -_-You: gene poolStranger: what?Stranger: what?You: gean poolYou: jean poolYou: IDKYou: ...You: urs?Stranger: whatStranger: arikStranger: erikStranger: 19guyStranger: swedenYou: coolYou: me scotishStranger: guy or girlxDYou: guyYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: I'm a genie. You can ask me 10 questions and I will answer truthfully.Stranger: sweetYou: Uh-huhStranger: ten questions ok....Stranger: first oneStranger: asl?You: Oh' date=' and you could've made 3 wishes afterwardsYou: And you'd get 1000000000 dollarsYou: And I'd make you king of the worldYou: Because that's what genies do these daysStranger: yaYou: But you broke the funking rulesYou: You said aslYou: Rulebreaker!You have disconnected.[/quote'] Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Heyy' date=' im a male looking for a female to go on webcam, i'll go on too if u wantYou: I am a female,You: But a genieStranger: hahaStranger: so no cam i take itYou: And other genies tell me I'm sexyYou: Is that ok?You: UmmmYou: I can wish for oneStranger: please just say yes or noStranger: i cba to waitYou: If I find my bf genieYou: But I can't find him atmYou: SoYou: I will grant you 3 wishesYou: If you use 1 to make me find my husbandYou: You'll get your cyberStranger: wtf?You: The other 2 wishes, they're yoursStranger: 1st wish...can i have ur msnYou: That was a question, and the answer is yes.Stranger: loooolYou: 2nd?Stranger: clever :PStranger: 2nd...what is your msn?You: My MSN is [email protected]You: 3rd, plz my husbandStranger: stupid boyYou: I want to find my husbandStranger: 3rd...i want your husband to appear in front of youYou: Uh, I mean sex slaveYou: Uh oh, I have no husbandYou: Bye, wishStranger: weheyStranger: obviousYou: And now, no cyber for youYou: So you might as well.......Stranger: ur a boy anywayStranger: so its fineYour conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: Hello' date=' I am a teddy bear. I will grant you 3 wishes.You: But be careful.Stranger: ok ^^Stranger: 1. i want to have magic powers with unlimited energy 2. i want to a boyfriend (Jacob Black) 3. I want you, i love teddy bears!^^You: Alright, I shall now alter your wishes before they come trueYou: 1)You: You get to have skills at Magic: the GatheringYou: 2)You: Well, that wish is perfectly fineYou: 3)You: Ok, but you have to put my in your vagina now and thenStranger: funk U, jabroni!! funk A PONIE!Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote'] Note: srsly, where did I go wrong? o.0Should I not have mentioned Magic: the Gathering? Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hiYou: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugioh!!!Stranger: It's time!You: It's time to DU-DU-DUYou: DUDUDUDUDUDUEEEEEEEEEL!!!You: Now it is time for a duelYou: And you may startStranger: it's time to play some extreme C̢̰̳̟̣̱̙̺͈̄̋ͯ͘H̷͚̫̑͑I̸̧͕̻̪̻͉̮͗̍͊͗̉Ľ̡̛̙͓̜̤̖ͭ̈́͜D͖̔̐̑̌͆͗̚ͅR̷̜̺̓̈́̀̒͊̽́̽Ȩ͖̠͚͙͔̑͘N̈́̄ͯ͋̐̊̀͏͚̮̣̦̙͇'ͮͬ̋̚͏̷̫̲̭̩̣S͙̻̭̰̲͉͛ͭ͊ͦͬ̅̐͟͠ ̴͖̻̖̱̜̖͍͔͈̏̆Ċ͎̯̠̥͍ͣ̑̾̇͢Ả̜͎̓́́R͕̪̬̎ͫ͒ͭ̋͝D̶̥̠̝̪͔̞͍̟͊̒͜ ̶̛̹ͤ̍͊ͬ͞G̙͑́̒ͭ̋A̬̥̻̰̠͎͇̙̿̊͝͞M͈͔̼̥̫͖̩̙̆͌͌̒Ê̸̢̦̖̲̊̽ͩ̈̇́̚Stranger: I place a card face down in defence mode!Stranger: and 2 trap cardsYou: Epic!You: Done?Stranger: yepYou: Now I shall playYou: MY DARK MAGICIAN!!Stranger: watYou: YaYou: Or do I have to trib for him?\You: I'm confused' date=' do we use Battle City rules?Stranger: yeahStranger: needs 2 cards I thinkStranger: I dunno what battle city rules areYou: Ok ok, in that case, I don't have Dark Magician in my deckYou: Are you ok with that?Stranger: I only played the BGA game for a few weeks like 2 years agoYou: OhYou: Ok okYou: So thenStranger: GBA*You: I just dump him to summon THE TRICKYYou: He is so Tricky!Stranger: he is tricky as funk!You: And with it, I ATTACK!You: does it pass? o.0You: *poke*Stranger: sureYou: YayStranger: I guessYou: I was expectin some Mirror ForceYou: I am happyYou: That it was not a trapStranger: no, I'm saving thatYou: OkYou: So now your life pointsStranger: and that magic cylinder thingYou: Oh that's trueYou: YOUR LIFE POINTSYou: THEY GO DOWNStranger: but I had that defence thingStranger: I am so confusedYou: Oh rightStranger: what is a tricky?You: Tricky is nothing specialYou: 'nywayYou: I used Shield Crush to kill itYou: Don't you remember?Stranger: NOStranger: I DON'TStranger: Î̷̗̤̆̈̉̐́̚͘ ̛̙̥̟͉̰͈ͯͧ̐ͯ̎̂ͧ̊́A̪͖͆ͬ̊ͪ̚M̵͔̦̈̾͞ ̘̝͖͕͔̿̈͝͝N̮̝̠̦̞͎͉̫̂ͧ͐ͥͯ̔́Õ̉̿͗͏̦̲̙̘̼̤͠ ̿ͯ͏̡̦̘͕͎̤̯G̝͕͛ͣ̎̾̋̎̊͟͡O̓ͣ̉͂͌ͨ͂̚̚͞͏̤̰̭͓͇̱͙͚͟Ȍ̧̘̝̺̼̣̓͋̍̊D̟̬͖̳͇̘̬̓̌͆͆͘ ̸̱͖̐͂ͪ̎͋̕A̛͖͔̻̮̾͂ͣ͊ͥͮ̊͝͝Ṱ̹̀ͬ̂̀̕͢ ͕̮̖̩̠̞̙̋ͪ͒̀̑͆͗ͭͦ̕͡C̶̢̠̦̲̥͊̍̿ͪHͤ̾͋̓҉̹̗̹͉̣͍̲̲̰͜I̳̞̥̦̦̺̻̰̊̽͐͌͘ͅL͕̳̙̝̤̖̝̰̓̎͌̋̾D̳̟̳̰̈́ͦR͕͇̪ͨ̉̿̉̅̎ͅE̡̝͉ͨͬ̽ͦ̌ͪͩN̾̾҉̭͚̙̺͇̫̘͘'̷̛̛̱͈̠͙ͯ̽̇ͪ͗S̶̋͋̍͂̃̉̏͆͏̵̦͉̳͈̤͎̣ ̢̠̩̙̝̮͍̟͋̅ͩͦ͆ͯ͗ͥ̓́C̶̡̦͖̙̲͆ͬ̂̑̿ͬͯ̂͑Ạ̢͕̍̊ͧ̚R̷̡̩̝͋̏ͩͫ͗̈̋D̦͕̦̫̺̬̯̺̭͋̆̒ ̴̖̝̙͓̗͌̽̐̈́͗ͨ̓͝͡G̨̲̲̙͈̅͑͗A̵̢̲̺͉̝͓̦͒͊M̹͖͖̲̈͒̄ͣ͘͢E͔͈̻̱̠ͮ͑̎ͥ̉̂[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The kid with the face Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: im 17 female and bisexualStranger: what about you?You: I'm 43 and need to move out.Your conversational partner has disconnected. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: you have 3 wishesStranger: ...Stranger: SAYYou: You can wish what you wantStranger: You are God ?You: I am Good!Stranger: <?>You: I use this site to interact with jerks I dont knowStranger: U from?You: Where I'm from?You: FranceYou: But live in USA nowStranger: I'am CHINAYou: No, you arent. Now wishStranger: who i myYou: lolwut?Stranger: lolwut?You: my cat's breathe smells like cat foodYour conversational partner has disconnected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HAIYour conversational partner has disconnected. Apparently he didn't like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: http://summaxr.com/obamaYour conversational partner has disconnected. THEY GOT OWNED! (I tried it three times.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: http://summaxr.com/obamaYour conversational partner has disconnected. THEY GOT OWNED! (I tried it three times.) Umm, did you check the link yourself? It's not working atm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 [spoiler=Dude with fetish for Czech girls?]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HAIStranger: hai?You: :PStranger: iahYou: I liekz teh waffles!Stranger: r u from czechoslovakiaYou: roflmao!!!!lulllllzzzzzzz omg.............no.Your conversational partner has disconnected. Czechloslovakia isn't even a country anymore >.> Meh. Most people on there are perverted italian dudes D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pure.awesomeness Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 This Shiz is hilarious. Note: When was the last time you heard "Shiz"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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