Willieh Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler=I fail at trolling =\]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: HeyYou: =3Stranger: HEY THERE, WANNA GO ON A ADVENTURE?You: I don't knowYou: Will this result in you saying that you trolled meYou: copy/pasting the convoYou: and placing it on an internet forum for display?Stranger: ...what/You: NOTHINGYou: SUREYou: GO AHEAD AND START THE ADVENTUREStranger: whats trolling?You: It's when you take a dildo covered in saltYou: and jam it down your urethra.You: you should try it some time.Stranger: ...............Stranger: wow okStranger: i willYou: HawtYou: Post pics for me bbyStranger: hmmmStranger: only special perople get to see thouseYou: You don't think I'm special?You: =|You: I... I think I'm pretty funking special.Stranger: because u kinda scare me >:[You: YeahhhYou: My massive genitals tend to scare people some times.You: But it's okay; don't be intimidated by my huge cock.You: In fact; you should embrace it.Stranger: ....r u gonna troll meYou: I dunno.You: I don't usually shove salty objects in people's urethras.You: But I mean...You: If you want.Stranger: lolYou: Can you an entire bottle?Stranger: cant say that i have tryedYou: Ah.You: You should try to an entire bottle some time.You: It's very fun.You: VERY.You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: hmmmStranger: huh?You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hi!Stranger: helloYou: I just go t done talking to this guyStranger: ............You: Who claimed that he had never tried to an entire bottle.Stranger: ...................im a girl dip sheetYou: OkayYou: ...You: But this was a guy I was talking to.You: AnyhowYou: How are you?Stranger: .......................your strangeYou: Wtf?You: We've just started talking...You: How could you have already decided I'm strange?Stranger: hmm maybe because u copyed and pasted that comment up thereYou: What?You: You're not making any sense O_oYou: What's your name? Mine's kevin. =3Stranger: emmaYou: That's a cool name.Stranger: yeah...You: What kind of music do you like?You: Oh sorryYou: Gtg =\You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: こんにちは！You: ?You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hi~Stranger: jesus christYou: What's up?You: =?Stranger: ......... You: Ummm... =\You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: ddcfddsdvcdYou: Oh, a spammer noob I see.You: >_>You: Bye. >=/Stranger: XVDVDFStranger: DStranger: VDStranger: FVStranger: DFStranger: DVSDStranger: VStranger: DVStranger: DVYou: Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: SDStranger: DVSDFStranger: VStranger: SVDStranger: VStranger: DVVStranger: DVDDYou: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: FVStranger: DFStranger: DVFStranger: VStranger: FFUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYou: ...You: hello?Stranger: ........ Stranger: iStranger: hateStranger: u]You: =?You: Wtf, I've never met you before...You: How can you hate me?Stranger: ........You: You're weird...Stranger: LOLYou: Okay then...You: So...You: ASL?You: Male I assume...You: >_>Stranger: NOOYou: Oh, you're a girl?You: What's your name?You: OH sheet, PARENTS!You: GTGStranger: GO SHOVE A BOTTEL UP YOUR ASSYou: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: Hi!Stranger: hello :D You: WANT TO GO ON A MAGICAL ADVENTURE?Stranger: LOL YEAH SUREYou: OKAYYou: Oh waitYou: Nvm...You: My toaster just caught on fire >_>You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: BYE BOTTLE MANYou: What?You: I assume that was intended for someone else.You: Anyway, hi.Stranger: NOOStranger: its for uYou: Okay then...You: ASL?Stranger: ..............Stranger: I ALREADY TOLD U DICK WADYou: ...?You: No you didn't?You: Wait, have we talked before?Stranger: JESUS CHRISTYou: What's your name?You: We may have talked before I suppose...You: =|You: Mine's BobbyStranger: mines chuck norrisYou: ...You: Ffs.You: You're retarded >_>You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: GO TO MEATSPIN.COM LOLLO.LOLOLYou: Your conversational partner has disconnected.You: Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: LOL WUTYou: Hi...You: Asl?Stranger: 222/YES PLZ/UNDEFR YOUR BEDYou: Want to sex?Stranger: NOYou: OH WAITYou: GTGYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler=HE DIDN'T HELP ME!]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: HalloYou: Hoe gaat het?Stranger: ?Stranger: maderchodYou: Oh sorry, forgot that this site was EnglishYou: That was DutchYou: How are you?Stranger: gooodStranger: you?You: Not so goodYou: I need to troll somebodyYou: But I can't think of somethingYou: Do you have an idea?You: What would be a good thing to say to troll? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 LOL @ 8 year old Nazello i'm really 13 xDI know. It's too easy to lie there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 LOL @ 8 year old Nazello i'm really 13 xDI know. It's too easy to lie there. i know xD A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: hihStranger: hihStranger: ihStranger: ihYou: HELP!Stranger: hihStranger: ihihihihiohghopkhopopkStranger: gfyesYou: I NEED SOMEBODY!You: HELP!Stranger: okYou: NOT JUST ANYBODY!You: HEEEELP!Stranger: what for?You: LOLOLOLYou: UR MOMStranger: IS YUR MOMYou: YUM YUMStranger: yur mom sucksYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler=I'm a Morphling!]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: HeyaStranger: hiStranger: where r u from?You: NetherlandsYou: You?Stranger: TaiwanStranger: how old are you?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: How old do you want me to be?Stranger: ah may I know your real age please?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: What do you want me to be your real age?You: my*Stranger: hmmStranger: it doesn't really matter whether you are old or youngStranger: you can just tellYou: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: Do you want me to be old or young?Stranger: erm so does that mean you don't want to tell how old you are?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: Do you want me to want to tell you my real age?Stranger: sureYou: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: What do you want me to be my real age?Stranger: Could you please tell me your real age?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: Do you want me to be able to tell you my real age?Stranger: erm it seems like you don't have your own opinionStranger: perhaps I can help you outYou: Please do.Stranger: so how can I help you?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: You can help me out by in whatever way you want helps me outStranger: than tell me your name thenYou: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: What do you want my name to be?Stranger: ok I want you stop saying that you are a morphlingStranger: and decide how old you are by yourselfStranger: and your name as wellYou: I am 10 years old.You: My name is Greater Morphling. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Games Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: iluStranger: hiStranger: m/fYou: mYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler=lolmeeblings] Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: do you like meeblings?Stranger: what are meeblings?You: they are a greater speciesStranger: never heard about itYou: funny, it was in the news yesterdayStranger: so, explane it to meYou: they are like faireys, but green. an old man caught one yesterdayStranger: is that true?You: they have green skinYou: yesStranger: i dont believe you, hahaYou: it was on the newsStranger: it what country?You: americaYou: on channel fourStranger: do you've got a site about it for me?You: yupYou: let me find itStranger: okayYou: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0You: copy the urlStranger: okay wait a minuteYou: okStranger: haha, thats a nice songYou: thanks, did you see the meeblings?Stranger: no :PYou: they were in the first minute, 58 seconds inYou: you see a green lightYou: did you see it?Stranger: waitStranger: at 58 seconds?You: yesStranger: hmmYou: ?Stranger: do you meen.. at the part with the barman, in the cornerYou: yesStranger: thats just a lamp, sillyYou: I LIKE CEREALYou have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler=A while later, I met the Taiwan person again. Morphling time!]Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello!Stranger: hiStranger: where are you from?You: I'm from NorwayYou: You?Stranger: taiwnaStranger: taiwan*You: CoolYou: How old?You: m/f?Stranger: 18Stranger: fStranger: and you?You: 18 mStranger: :)You: Heh :)You: So what're your hobbies?Stranger: i like to listen to musicStranger: and watch movieStranger: how about you?You: I like music tooYou: What kinda music?Stranger: popYou: WOW, me too!You: What a coincidenceStranger: =DYou: However, I think that Taiwan pop sounds slightly different from Norwegian popYou: :PStranger: maybeStranger: oh you know where taiwan is?You: Of course I do!Stranger: greatStranger: coz that most people don't know where taiwan isYou: They should be ashamedYou: Taiwan's a country they should rememberStranger: hey do you know Alexander Rybak?Stranger: i think he's the singer from norwayYou: They have handsome girls in Taiwan ;)You: Are you such a girl too?Stranger: yepStranger: what do you mean handsome girl?You: beautifulStranger: oh i seeYou: And Alexander plays fiddlerYou: He's awesome!You: uhStranger: yepYou: He is a fiddler*Stranger: the song he sang is really niceStranger: FairytaleStranger: i like itYou: Yeah, I like it too!You: :)Stranger: =DYou: I like you :)You: Tell something about yourselfStranger: well i'm still a studentYou: What are you studying?You: forStranger: languageStranger: how about you?Stranger: still a student?You: YepYou: ButYou: What do you want to do later?You: What kind of job?Stranger: diplomatStranger: but it's quite hardStranger: what do you study for?You: I want to become a pilotStranger: coolYou: HmhmStranger: be honest there is lots of job i wanna to beYou: Like?Stranger: tour guide flight attendantYou: Those sound cool tooYou: Flight attendant is pretty close to my jobStranger: :)You: Well, not in what to doYou: But who knows, maybe I could fly a plane while you're the attendant :PYou: BtwYou: What's your name?Stranger: jennyYou: That's a nice nameStranger: thanksStranger: and you?You: I am a morphling, I can be whatever you want me to be!You: What do you want my name to be? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [spoiler=Sex?]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hiYou: HeyStranger: m/f?You: fYou: you?Stranger: okStranger: mStranger: age?You: 20You: You?Stranger: 21Stranger: do you like sex or notYou: Yes, I doYou: You?Stranger: yesStranger: will you strip for me pleaseYou: Being on the road for so long it's quite frustrating! Firstly you are away from people you love and care about. And then all you get is sex, sex and sex!You: If your gigs are quite crappy, don't worry... you'll have sex after! If you're tired after the jamming session, don't worry: the masseur will please you and you will have sex sooner or later! This is why we have Tour Managers for: to get us a terrific time after all the work is done.You: And then things get a little bit coloured: you get Chlamydia! Why? Ahm... maybe because you're manager isn't that good and found you a groupie full of STD.My [irony] experience in the music world [/irony] made me hire a quite good manager: Mr. Dick Hugeballs. I can't deny he does a awesome job: deals with four women that are fire and only one man, handles 10 children everyday, make the crew work, make us work... See? He is awesome at his job, or at least he has to scratch his arse to be.You:But we have a massive problem with him: the groupies! Mr. Hugeballs always liked to have some fun too, and we have never refused him a few of our fans! No way! He deserved them.You: Although the situation has been insane lately... we don't get groupies anymore!!!Where the hell are my groupies? is the most common question on our backstage; and the most common answer is, obviously: Oh Mr. Hugeballs took them that way!You: Great isn't it? You do all the work and someone else takes your fans away.The problem is when your band has four more people to be pleased and they get pissed with the situation. I can't complain though, or at least I shouldn't.You: As the tour started I met, occasionally *cough* some of my old lovers and got brand new ones too, so the result was quite good: I addicted... to sex!You: Love lets do this.Love lets do that.Love I'm flying to you to do this and that.Oh honey I missed youYou: How many times does a woman hear such things during the year? Probably not often, but the solution is getting on the road! Sex is everywhere. If you don't have anyone to sleep with, go to the nearest club and grab the first guy who gropes your bum. Ok, maybe not the first guy... maybe the good-looking guy who is at the corner staring at you with a shy smile on his face. Those are the best ones! Your conversational partner has disconnected. I figured this to be the best conversation to ever tell that story. [spoiler=lolmeeblings] Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: do you like meeblings?Stranger: what are meeblings?You: they are a greater speciesStranger: never heard about itYou: funny' date=' it was in the news yesterdayStranger: so, explane it to meYou: they are like faireys, but green. an old man caught one yesterdayStranger: is that true?You: they have green skinYou: yesStranger: i dont believe you, hahaYou: it was on the newsStranger: it what country?You: americaYou: on channel fourStranger: do you've got a site about it for me?You: yupYou: let me find itStranger: okayYou: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0You: copy the urlStranger: okay wait a minuteYou: okStranger: haha, thats a nice songYou: thanks, did you see the meeblings?Stranger: no :PYou: they were in the first minute, 58 seconds inYou: you see a green lightYou: did you see it?Stranger: waitStranger: at 58 seconds?You: yesStranger: hmmYou: ?Stranger: do you meen.. at the part with the barman, in the cornerYou: yesStranger: thats just a lamp, sillyYou: I LIKE CEREALYou have disconnected. [/quote'] I lol'd hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 he didn't even know he got rickroll'd XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 [spoiler= Conversation #3]Stranger: Hi. I'm taking a summer college course of human sexual studies, and am required to make a portfolio of nude art via pictures. I really need some help, and I know omegle is a little desperate, but I thought I'd give it a try. Male or Female is acceptableStranger: ???Stranger: can you helpYou: Wow! You spelled "Retarded conversation opener" 100% correctly!!!!!You have disconnected. [spoiler= Conversation #4]Stranger: hiYou: Do you like pigeons?Stranger: yes~Stranger: why?You: I like pigeons.Stranger: wow ^^You: Do you like banana slugs?Stranger: emmStranger: i don't noYou: They're slugs, but they're yellow.You: They're big.Your conversational partner has disconnected. And some other guy actually gave me his phone number! I lol'd. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Games Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 [spoiler=Actually had a lenghty(hour or 2) convo with a twenty year old polish girl]You: you liek cookies?Stranger: yeahStranger: :)Stranger: chocolate ones :)You: i got a bunch of cookiez in ma vanYou: chocolate ones tooStranger: oh noYou: you want em?Stranger: my mom told me not to take cookies from stangersStranger: ;)You: you can have the free cookies u wantStranger: but who said, I always listen to my mom?You: thats right, just come in my van to get oneStranger: where it is?You: its just on the street nearbyStranger: and how does it look like?You: it says free cookies on the sideYou: black on blackStranger: thats funntYou: its better than interracialYou: so u gonna get in or not?Stranger: yeah, but Im in bed nowStranger: and im all wet, cose I got a coldStranger: so I should leave itYou: okay, ill come to you, just leave the door unlocked and ill carry you into the trunkStranger: huhStranger: my bf wouldnt like itYou: its cozy for all the cookiezYou: u a dude? hafta askStranger: nope, Im a girlYou: liarStranger: :/Stranger: yeah, cookie is a lie tooStranger: :(You: so's the cakeStranger: cake is a lie?You: yepStranger: funkStranger: :(Stranger: my bf always said it is trueYou: i think i like himYou: he knows his internetzStranger: huh...much later...Stranger: Bye, cookie perv, give your best cookies to your girl, she will like them :)You: Dont be a strangerYou: remember use a condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 [spoiler= Conversation #5]You: 14 year old girl looking for fun!Stranger: o.OYou: Are you looking for fun?Stranger: im not a lesbianYou: Are you sure?Stranger: positive.Stranger: plus, your 14. thats not legalYou: So you don't want to have fun?Stranger: no. now get a lifeYou: What have you got against jumping rope?You have disconnected. Couldn't she tell I was talking about jumping rope? =P [spoiler= Conversation #6]Stranger: asl?You: *Gasp* You broke the rules! RULE BREAKER!!!!!!!!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 This probably fails, but eh. Stranger: hiYou: HELLOStranger: m or f?You: THERE IS NO GENDER. THERE IS ONLY SPROOOOOOGYour conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Guess she doesn't....... Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!Stranger: female,19 ,australian- i'm horny and looking for some cyber!You: you liek mudkipz?Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 [spoiler=It may suck, but eh. Me here trollin']Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: hai :DStranger: heyyStranger: whatsuppYou: hai :dStranger: what time is it thereYou: 12:00Stranger: where are youYou: AMERICAStranger: MEE TOOStranger: where in america?You: O RLY?Stranger: yessirYou: OREGON.Stranger: massachusetts babyyyStranger: hahaYou: INDEEDStranger: i hate living hereYou: O RLY?You: WY?Stranger: yeah rlyStranger: guy or girl/Stranger: ?You: GirlStranger: how old?You: 15Stranger: im a 17 year old guyYou: Rly?Stranger: yuppYou: coolStranger: whats ur favorite thing to doYou: go outside :DStranger: funnnn.Stranger: i like to go for long drives that accomplish nothingYou: rlyStranger: yeahStranger: whatsup with this rly bullshitYou: I dunno lolStranger: hahaStranger: u go to school?You: YeahStranger: what grade are u gunna be entering in the fall?You: 11, I think. =OStranger: hahah u think/Stranger: ??Stranger: what classes are you taking'Stranger: ?You: Well, there's this 1 hard clasStranger: which one?You: I forgot the name. Its on the tip of my tongueStranger: hahahStranger: what subject/Stranger: ?You: I dunno lolYou: You have to do somethingStranger: huh?You: u have to... I just forgot it againStranger: spit it out!Stranger: lolYou: You have 2...Stranger: what/Stranger: ?You: YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPEYou have disconnected. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Kid Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I hate omegle, I hate trolls. I pretty much hate all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 [spoiler=He tried......]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!You: JESUSStranger: haiiiYou: hi jesusStranger: hiiiStranger: pray to meeeeeeYou: yea sureStranger: or i will rape you down withsmiteYou: 'Hallelujah b****'Stranger: :) good my sonYou: Son?You: ME?You: That means you like incestStranger: yes you are all my childrenYou: wowStranger: yesStranger: it is loveYou: you sure had a nice time making usYou: Who is your whore then?Stranger: mary? the immaculate virginYou: ohYou: that suckdStranger: purest of tth pureYou: you had invisible sex?You: really?Stranger: no...im just really smalll in the pantsYou: ahYou: btw, how is having sex with your mother?You: I mean, she was a virginStranger: better yhan with your fatherYou: HALLELUJAH!You: so how did your sperm reach her egg?Stranger: through her eyes my sonYou: wut?You: eye funk?Stranger: funk ?? AREYOU RETARDED?You: NOYou: I'M NOTStranger: YES!!You: NOOOOOStranger: I CREATED YOU, AND YOU AREYou: PfftYou: Yea, how about Michael jackson?Stranger: wooh did i funk uip thenStranger: man i was wasted..You: I seeYou: The holy man makes mistakesStranger: thats why your still here my sonStranger: i meanStranger: uhh..Stranger: gotta go!Your conversational partner has disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Wow, I was evil! I posed as a 15 year old girl on Omegle and got a nude pic out of the deal. :twisted: [spoiler= Conversation #7]Stranger: horny?You: Yeah, kinda..Stranger: m or fYou: f, you?Stranger: mYou: Cool. ^_^Stranger: how oldYou: 15, and you?Stranger: 15Stranger: want have cybersexYou: Hell, why not. ^_^Stranger: wat u wearingYou: Nothing. You?Stranger: shorts and a shirtYou: Take em off.Stranger: aightYou: So where do you live?Stranger: nyStranger: uYou: CaliforniaStranger: ur p**** tight?You: Very. I've been complimented on it numerous times. ^_^Stranger: i want a picYou: Send me a pic of you first.Stranger: kYou: Have you taken one yet?Stranger: yea hold on 1 secStranger: {Link has been removed by Rælen.}You: Let me check it out really quick.You: OMG, YOU'RE TOO BIG FOR ME!! BYE!!You have disconnected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I hate omegle' date=' I hate trolls. I pretty much hate all of you.[/quote'] You yeah? Well you're stoopid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 I hate omegle' date=' I hate trolls. I pretty much hate all of you.[/quote'] You yeah? Well you're stoopid. I C WAT U DID THAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Stranger: Hey, horny guuy here, looking for a HORNY GIRL, that is willing to send pics or webcam, asl?You: Well not particularly.You: This is eaither a troll or your a slut.You: And personaly I'm not attracted to either.Your conversational partner has disconnected. This genuinly was what I got, 1000's of Omegle users would kill for that. =0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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