Omegle

[Willieh]

[spoiler=What do I win?]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18/f/USA

You: You?

Stranger: 16 m usa

You: Okay

Stranger: wow you didn't disconnect

You: Naw

You: You're still legal for me in my state ;)

You: the rule is 3 years

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: What's your name

You: Claire

Stranger: I'm Daniel]

Stranger: Nice to meet you

You: Nice to meet you as well

You: :)

Stranger: So what state, specifically, were you talking aobut?

You: NC

You: You?

Stranger: Cool. you going to UNC?

Stranger: I live in Texas, sadly

You: Is it true that everythings "bigger" in texas?

Stranger: A lot of sheet's pretty big, yeah.

You: Like buildings?

You: O_O

Stranger: Haha.

Stranger: I guess.

Stranger: Drive long distances everywhere

You: Listen babe...

You: I've got to go...

You: Do you have MSN?

Stranger: Yeah

You: OKay

You: Add me

You: [email protected]

Stranger: K. Nice talking ahah

You: You too =]

You: Bye ;)

You have disconnected.

 

[Felix]

You win the internetz.

[Juuzou]

you: LOL noobs

stranger: hi

stranger: haha yea

you: LOL boobs

stranger: i perfer noobs

you LOL queers

you have disconnected

[Xazeon]

ROTFL @ above.

[HelioSpark]

Nazello wins a muffin =D

 

This thread is tres drole.

[Brushfire]

I trolled someone.

Then sent it to Haris for the lulz.

And then it turns out it was him that I was talking to. D:

[Willieh]

I trolled someone.

Then sent it to Haris for the lulz.

And then it turns out it was him that I was talking to. D:

O_O Wow...

[harhar]

I trolled someone.

Then sent it to Haris for the lulz.

And then it turns out it was him that I was talking to. D:

 

I trolled you nub D: <

Then you sent it to me ><

[Brushfire]

I trolled someone.

Then sent it to Haris for the lulz.

And then it turns out it was him that I was talking to. D:

 

I trolled you nub D: <

Then you sent it to me ><

 

LIES.

D:

[Prada]

I wanna see teh convo. D:

 

Sounds like Haris lost. >=P

[Brushfire]

These are like, 2 months old. :/

 

[spoiler=Convo 1]

Stranger: Do you wanna sex? :P

You: Sure

You: In da shed biatch!

Stranger: m or f?

You: both ;D

You: owait

Stranger: please english?

Stranger: are you shemale?

You: You don't wanna know ;D

You: I'M THE JOKER.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 2]

Stranger: if a van filled with sweets and candy drove up to you and the mysterious driver asked you to get in and find his puppy, would you?

You: I'D DO IT.

Stranger: ill be there soon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 3]

Stranger: i love you

You: I love you too Pedobear <3

Stranger: awwwww

Stranger: how sweet

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 4]

You: sex?

You: free sex?

You: its free ;D

Stranger: STFU

You: Noi

Stranger: No wut?

You: Lolwut?

You: Baby, don't make me use old memes on you. >=[

Stranger: OH GOD NO

Stranger: NOT THE JINJOS!

Stranger: I can't take the Jinjos!

You: ;D

Stranger: ;-;

Stranger: Stranger Danger!

You: It's almost as bad as "YUGIOH IS SRS BUSINESS".

Stranger: NOOOO!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 5]

(01:24) Sam Unnamed Bas: Stranger: How are you my jabroni?

You: /b/tard?

Stranger: mabey.....

You: ;D

You: That means if I say

You: "I accidently a whole bottle"...

Stranger: THE whole bottle????

You: Yup

You: ;D

Stranger: god damn

You: No fun D:

Stranger: funk

You: When I know you're playing along it doesn't work D:

You: I prefer the "OMG YOU HASN'T GOT NO VERB1!11!1oneone!1!"

Stranger: whell yeah

 

(01:25) harhar: XD

Wow

So that was you?

(01:25) Sam Unnamed Bas: I was "You"

 

(01:25) harhar: Lol

I was "stranger" in that convo =P

 

(01:26) Sam Unnamed Bas: WUT

srsly?

D:

 

(01:26) harhar: Yeah

 

 

[HelioSpark]

[spoiler=Chats][spoiler=#1]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: luizwelkjh

Stranger: hi

You: We're all gonna die.

Stranger: i know

Stranger: ur first jabroni

You: oh hell no

You: u first

Stranger: no if i kill u first y dont u shout da funk up

You: never >:-[

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=#2]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: usa here and you?

You: usa

Stranger: cool

Stranger: age?

You: 30/male(monosexual)/Alaska

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=This guy pwned me hard...]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: yo wassup

Stranger: i'm fine and ya?

You: im good.

You: seen any good movies lately?

Stranger: Do you know mário ?

You: .nope.

Stranger: the one who funked you behind the closet

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[spoiler=#4]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hello

You: hi

Stranger: How are you?

You: I'm good

Stranger: What's your name?

You: .....Pedobear!!?? Is that you!!???

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

[The kid with the face]

These are like' date=' 2 months old. :/

 

[spoiler=Convo 1']

Stranger: Do you wanna sex? :P

You: Sure

You: In da shed biatch!

Stranger: m or f?

You: both ;D

You: owait

Stranger: please english?

Stranger: are you shemale?

You: You don't wanna know ;D

You: I'M THE JOKER.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 2]

Stranger: if a van filled with sweets and candy drove up to you and the mysterious driver asked you to get in and find his puppy, would you?

You: I'D DO IT.

Stranger: ill be there soon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 3]

Stranger: i love you

You: I love you too Pedobear <3

Stranger: awwwww

Stranger: how sweet

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 4]

You: sex?

You: free sex?

You: its free ;D

Stranger: STFU

You: Noi

Stranger: No wut?

You: Lolwut?

You: Baby, don't make me use old memes on you. >=[

Stranger: OH GOD NO

Stranger: NOT THE JINJOS!

Stranger: I can't take the Jinjos!

You: ;D

Stranger: ;-;

Stranger: Stranger Danger!

You: It's almost as bad as "YUGIOH IS SRS BUSINESS".

Stranger: NOOOO!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

[spoiler=Convo 5]

(01:24) Sam Unnamed Bas: Stranger: How are you my jabroni?

You: /b/tard?

Stranger: mabey.....

You: ;D

You: That means if I say

You: "I accidently a whole bottle"...

Stranger: THE whole bottle????

You: Yup

You: ;D

Stranger: god damn

You: No fun D:

Stranger: f***

You: When I know you're playing along it doesn't work D:

You: I prefer the "OMG YOU HASN'T GOT NO VERB1!11!1oneone!1!"

Stranger: whell yeah

 

(01:25) harhar: XD

Wow

So that was you?

(01:25) Sam Unnamed Bas: I was "You"

 

(01:25) harhar: Lol

I was "stranger" in that convo =P

 

(01:26) Sam Unnamed Bas: WUT

srsly?

D:

 

(01:26) harhar: Yeah

 

 

 

Stranger #2 troll'd you D:

[Xazeon]

Flame, Stranger #2 trolled you hard.

[Enrise]

Stranger #2 has got some Trolls up his sleeve.

[HelioSpark]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: ut here

You: BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXY-CLEAN

Stranger: hes died im sorry to tell u that

Stranger: and if u r trying to scare its not workin

You: IF YOU ORDER NOW I'LL THROW IN A COMMEMORATIVE "BILLY MAYS SOLD ME SUMTHIN BEFORE HE DIED" T-SHIRT!!!

Stranger: ur boring good by

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[harhar]

These are like' date=' 2 months old. :/

 

[spoiler=Convo 5']

(01:24) Sam Unnamed Bas: Stranger: How are you my jabroni?

You: /b/tard?

Stranger: mabey.....

You: ;D

You: That means if I say

You: "I accidently a whole bottle"...

Stranger: THE whole bottle????

You: Yup

You: ;D

Stranger: god damn

You: No fun D:

Stranger: f***

You: When I know you're playing along it doesn't work D:

You: I prefer the "OMG YOU HASN'T GOT NO VERB1!11!1oneone!1!"

Stranger: whell yeah

 

(01:25) harhar: XD

Wow

So that was you?

(01:25) Sam Unnamed Bas: I was "You"

 

(01:25) harhar: Lol

I was "stranger" in that convo =P

 

(01:26) Sam Unnamed Bas: WUT

srsly?

D:

 

(01:26) harhar: Yeah

 

 

 

I wanna see teh convo. D:

 

Sounds like Haris lost. >=P

 

I think you be wrong raiNY pants.

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

[spoiler=I don't even know what I'm doing anymore.]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Suck me?

You: Ya.

You: I'd like a, uh......

You: Double cheeseburger…with, uh…

Stranger: you like a brazilian cock

You: And um, some large fries.

You: Are you guys out of Doctor Pepper?

You: I heard you were.

Stranger: sorry i dont

Stranger: and you?

You: Screw it, I'll have a Diet Coke.

Stranger:

good for you

You: Thanks.

Stranger: want a beer too?

Stranger: maybe some joints ???

You: Um………I'll have an Oreo McFlurry.

Stranger: sure why not

You: And…make those extra large fries.

Stranger: you are obese?

You: Oh…uh…my kids want some food too.

You: They want four happy meals.

You: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Stranger: ok... i wait

You: What toys are you currently offering?

Stranger: mini cock

Stranger: plastic ass

Stranger: and rubber pussy

You: Uh, yeah, I'll take the Hamburgler toy.

You: My four kids want…uh…chicken tenders.

You: Super size all of em.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: cost $30

You: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Stranger: for travel?

You: I have a wife too.

You: She wants a Big Mac and a large Mountain Dew.

Stranger: $ 38

Stranger:

wrapping for travel?

You: Thanks, I'll take it up front.

You: fhksdgnkjfn stupid teenagers don't know what they're doin.... fjsdfoansjdasd

You have disconnected.

 

[HelioSpark]

^ohhhhhh that was great. Soooooooo great XD

I love the brazilians, they're really funny to talk to.

[Raelen]

[spoiler= Conversation #1]Stranger: hey

You: Parler-vous français?

Stranger: no sorry

You: Hmm, oh well, not many people do.

You: What languages do you speak?

Stranger: english

Stranger: and the language of love

You: The language of love is French. Admit it!

Stranger: no sex

You: Ah, that kind of love. Me like. ^_^

 

 

Most fun I've had in weeks. =P

 

[spoiler= Conversation #2]Stranger: hi

You: Welcome to hell.

You: Do you want a massage?

Stranger: wow ,cool

You: Didn't think you would find heel on Omegle, did you?

You: * hell

Stranger: nope , sometimes there's nice guy

You: In hell, there is never a nice guy. We're all bad boys down here.

Stranger: you just know yourself , not others

Stranger: maybe you even don't know who you are'

You: Oh, know who I am. My name is Vortavious and I eat souls.

Stranger: how can you do it

You: I usually clamp onto people's chests, pierce their skin with my fangs and inhale.

You: The soul comes pretty easily out of the rib cage.

Stranger: so are you bloodsucker?

You: Blood?? Yuck, I never touch the stuff! I'm not a drunkard, you know.

You: Only the people of the lower classes drink blood.

Stranger: wow ,i used to think that people don't like blood , freak like it

You: I've never understood how some people down here could actually drink the stuff. I find the stuff a vile liquid.

Stranger: maybe they just enjoy the pain that on others

You: Oh, we all like inflicting pain. We just divide the body parts and bodily fluids between ourselves.

Stranger: these people can't feel love ,they do this just want to feel their alive

You: In hell? We're all dead here... Maybe these demons like to devour living humans just so they can remember the lives they once had...

You: Any other questions about hell?

Stranger: it's clear

You: Really? Usually mortals never understand..

You: You are a mortal, correct?

Stranger: yes ,

Stranger: everything have a exception

You: I suppose... Where do you live?

Stranger: earth

You: Ah, yes, I remember.. It's been a while since I've seen the color blue. *sigh*

Stranger: it changed now

You: How is earth now? I died in 1675.

Stranger: you missed several big wars and it's a hard time of people now

You: Really? You talk about hard times while I'm burning in hell? Have some sympathy!

Stranger: you may know for some people daath is a good thing

Stranger: death

You: You wouldn't want to come here though. The brochure is very misleading.

Stranger: i may know it , everyone will know it

You: How old are you? You seem very wise!

Stranger: i'm 20

Stranger: i'm not wise just like talking and good at it

You: Well, it's very nice that you've taken time out of your busy schedule to talk to a member of the satanic forces.

You: Hardly anyone talks to hell beings any more..

Stranger: i think it do help others

Stranger: but now it's time to go . good luck

Stranger: bye

You: Goodbye. I'll see you soon.

You have disconnected.

 

 

I feel evil. :twisted:

[Spiff!]

Nice going on the hell one.

[Exiro]

Nazello wins a muffin =D

 

This thread is DRES TROLL!

 

Fix'd, or something.

[Juuzou]

[spoiler=xD]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: frito lays

You: hello?

You: are you there?

You: answer me?

Stranger: hi..

You: HELP!

You: I CAN"T HERE YOU

You: CAN YOU HERE ME NOW?

You: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: hear?

You: I NEED SOMEBODY

You: HELP!

You: NOT JUST ANYBODY!

You: HELP!

Stranger: of course i hear you, you sound weird :D

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

Stranger: good, once again, a nasty teenager..

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: i am eight

You: lol

You: HELP!

Stranger: your keyboard can be broken..

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: HELP!

You: NO U!

Stranger: your keyboard has only 5 keys, right?

Stranger: ok, what's your problem son...?

You: you know i am just going to troll you because i'm going to post it on a forum for others to laught at. >.<

Stranger: no problem

You: you should disconnect now

Stranger: you can click the button for me..

You: nice talking to ya ;D

You have disconnected.

 

[Xazeon]

LOL @ 8 year old Nazello

[Juuzou]

LOL @ 8 year old Nazello

 

i'm really 13 xD