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Son of a f***ing b**** I can't leave that rickroll! Ever. It's going for to long.

 

thanks for the notice ;D

 

I have Chrome' date=' therefore, I didn't have to sit through that. =D

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chrome blocks rickrolls O.o

 

Yah it does! >=D It's Rickroll impervious. Srsly.

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Son of a f***ing b**** I can't leave that rickroll! Ever. It's going for to long.

 

thanks for the notice ;D

 

I have Chrome' date=' therefore, I didn't have to sit through that. =D

[/quote']

 

chrome blocks rickrolls O.o

 

Yah it does! >=D It's Rickroll impervious. Srsly.

 

i want chrome

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Son of a f***ing b**** I can't leave that rickroll! Ever. It's going for to long.

 

thanks for the notice ;D

 

I have Chrome' date=' therefore, I didn't have to sit through that. =D

[/quote']

 

chrome blocks rickrolls O.o

 

Yah it does! >=D It's Rickroll impervious. Srsly.

 

i want chrome

 

plus it has that neat-o incognito feature. It doesn't record history or cookies on any site you visit on it. I'm not sure what it could be used for, but I bet it has some cool uses.

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Son of a f***ing b**** I can't leave that rickroll! Ever. It's going for to long.

 

thanks for the notice ;D

 

I have Chrome' date=' therefore, I didn't have to sit through that. =D

[/quote']

 

chrome blocks rickrolls O.o

 

Yah it does! >=D It's Rickroll impervious. Srsly.

 

i want chrome

 

plus it has that neat-o incognito feature. It doesn't record history or cookies on any site you visit on it. I'm not sure what it could be used for, but I bet it has some cool uses.

 

my school internet browsers have that >=D

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: Were no strangers to love

You: We know the rules

You: just you and i

Stranger: song lyrics

Stranger: from?

You: Never gonna give you up

Stranger: right

You: Rick astley

Stranger: ha ha

Stranger: lol

You: Just a small town girl

Stranger: text rickroll

You: Yes

You: Rickrolling

Stranger: stop

Stranger: or else

You: Or else what

Stranger: u know what

You: the rickroll police

Stranger: just a click away

You: will come after me

Stranger: and you will be

Stranger: disconnecteddddddddddddd

You: Oh yes im so afraid of the magic disconnect button you must be so powerful oh powerful genie

Completed rickroll

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hi, I'm male, straight, and no I am not interested in your penis pictures. If you are a mildy retarded female, I'm in.

You: Were no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do i

A full commitments what Im thinking of

You wouldnt get this from any other guy

 

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Gotta make you understand

 

* never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

 

Weve know each other for so long

Your hearts been aching

But youre too shy to say it

Inside we both know whats been going on

We know the game and were gonna play it

 

And if you ask me how Im feeling

Dont tell me youre too blind to see

 

(* repeat)

 

Give you up. give you up

Give you up, give you up

Never gonna give

Never gonna give, give you up

Never gonna give

Never gonna give, five you up

 

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling

Gotta make you understand

You: never gonna give you up

You: never gonna let you down

You: never gonna turn around

You: and hurt you

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: POKE BATTLE NOW

Stranger: s***

You: I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU

Stranger: GO BULBASAUR!

You: PIKACHU! USE THUNDERBOLT ATTACK

Stranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 20 DMG

Stranger: BULBASAUR USED BODY SLAM

You: I didn't think you'll play along xD

Stranger: im from the internetz man

You: PIKACHU TOOK 50 DAMAGE

You: PIKACHU! USE QUICK ATTACK

Stranger: BULBASAUR TOOK 30 DMG

Stranger: BULBASAUR USED FLAMETHROWER

You: Wut?

You: Pikachu took 20 dmg

You: PICACHU USE WATER PULSE!

Stranger: dude wtf

Stranger: only i can cheat

You: NO

You: I CAN HAZ CHEESBURGER TOO

You: D=

You have disconnected.

 

He played along D=

 

I did the same thing...i cant believe this guy played.

 

Stranger: hellooooooooooooo

You: POKEMON BATTLE NOW

Stranger: ?_?

Stranger: ok

You: I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU

Stranger: i choose,swuirtle

Stranger: *squirtle

You: PIKACHU! USE SPARK!

Stranger: squirtle use.....water

You: Pikachu took 1 damage!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: Hi

You: Hello.

You: What is your name? Where do you live? What school do you go to?

You: What is your social security number?

Stranger: Theodere, Belgium, highschool and don't know

You: Are you a virgin?

You: I like virgins.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: ok

You: funk OFF jabroni.

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[spoiler=best conversation ever PG-13]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: F*** YOU

Stranger: funk you too

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

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Nope, I had one where I convinced a kid that I was a terrorist, and then made him lose the game.

 

[spoiler=The Lulz]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey, i need help.

You: Sure

You: With what?

Stranger: killing my dad

You: Why?

Stranger: he raped my sister

You: Oh gosh

Stranger: i know

You: Well, you found the right stranger

Stranger: u wanna help me?

Stranger: ok dude im serious

Stranger: i will kill him

Stranger: i wanna cum on him and kill him

You: I can help you, more than you think

Stranger: make him suffer

You: My dad is a part of Hamas, so I know plenty on that lol

Stranger: whats ur asl?

You: 19 M West Bank

You: East Jerusalem to be exact

You: but that's aside the point

Stranger: ok would u come to the us to help me?

You: No sir

You: However

Stranger: dude i can pay

Stranger: i can pay ur tickets

You: I can tell you how to get your job done

You: with just simple household materials

Stranger: i need help to hide

Stranger: i will have to run away

Stranger: can i hide in ur place?

Stranger: and live with u guys?

You: I don't think you understand the living conditions here

You: You're better off there with your dad

You: than you are in this Death trap

Stranger: dude

Stranger: then leave with me

Stranger: lets live in another country

You: I can't do that, I have ties to my god and I must fufill my duty

Stranger: then let me go live with u

Stranger: i will just go to another place if its too bad

You: I don't think you understand the duty that I have for my god

You: My everlasting love for Allah will take my own life

Stranger: what about it? cant u let me live with u?

You: I will be dead in the next two weeks Comrade

Stranger: why?

You: In Heaven, completely surrounded by gods grace

You: Because I am going to do his work

Stranger: r u like one of those bomb guys?

You: Not until I make my final vows and take the suit of honor

You: but then yes

Stranger: ok dude so here it is

You: I will be "one of those guys"

Stranger: i will kill my dad as soon as i can buy a ticket to ur place

Stranger: then we can meet

Stranger: and in the day u explode

Stranger: i will be next to you

Stranger: so i can explode too

You: Hmm

You: But there's one thing you need to know first

You: before you do anything else in your life

You: drastic or serious.

You: Can you guess what it is?

Stranger: no

You: You need to know something

You: about me

You: Do you want to know?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: tell me

You: I JUST LOST THE GAME !!!

You have disconnected.

 

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Nope' date=' I had one where I [b']convinced a kid that I was a terrorist, and then made him lose the game.[/b]

 

[spoiler=The Lulz]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey, i need help.

You: Sure

You: With what?

Stranger: killing my dad

You: Why?

Stranger: he raped my sister

You: Oh gosh

Stranger: i know

You: Well, you found the right stranger

Stranger: u wanna help me?

Stranger: ok dude im serious

Stranger: i will kill him

Stranger: i wanna cum on him and kill him

You: I can help you, more than you think

Stranger: make him suffer

You: My dad is a part of Hamas, so I know plenty on that lol

Stranger: whats ur asl?

You: 19 M West Bank

You: East Jerusalem to be exact

You: but that's aside the point

Stranger: ok would u come to the us to help me?

You: No sir

You: However

Stranger: dude i can pay

Stranger: i can pay ur tickets

You: I can tell you how to get your job done

You: with just simple household materials

Stranger: i need help to hide

Stranger: i will have to run away

Stranger: can i hide in ur place?

Stranger: and live with u guys?

You: I don't think you understand the living conditions here

You: You're better off there with your dad

You: than you are in this Death trap

Stranger: dude

Stranger: then leave with me

Stranger: lets live in another country

You: I can't do that, I have ties to my god and I must fufill my duty

Stranger: then let me go live with u

Stranger: i will just go to another place if its too bad

You: I don't think you understand the duty that I have for my god

You: My everlasting love for Allah will take my own life

Stranger: what about it? cant u let me live with u?

You: I will be dead in the next two weeks Comrade

Stranger: why?

You: In Heaven, completely surrounded by gods grace

You: Because I am going to do his work

Stranger: r u like one of those bomb guys?

You: Not until I make my final vows and take the suit of honor

You: but then yes

Stranger: ok dude so here it is

You: I will be "one of those guys"

Stranger: i will kill my dad as soon as i can buy a ticket to ur place

Stranger: then we can meet

Stranger: and in the day u explode

Stranger: i will be next to you

Stranger: so i can explode too

You: Hmm

You: But there's one thing you need to know first

You: before you do anything else in your life

You: drastic or serious.

You: Can you guess what it is?

Stranger: no

You: You need to know something

You: about me

You: Do you want to know?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: tell me

You: I JUST LOST THE GAME !!!

You have disconnected.

 

 

i lol'd hard

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You: Hi

Stranger: hey!

You: How are you

Stranger: good

Stranger: and you?

You: i just got back from the cinema

Stranger: whad you watch?

You: On my way home I whistled for a cab and when it came near I saw

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

Stranger: now this is the story

You: Lol

Stranger: all about how my life got turn right upside down,[/Quote]

 

He/She joined in WTF?

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You: Hi

Stranger: hey!

You: How are you

Stranger: good

Stranger: and you?

You: i just got back from the cinema

Stranger: whad you watch?

You: On my way home I whistled for a cab and when it came near I saw

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

Stranger: now this is the story

You: Lol

Stranger: all about how my life got turn right upside down' date='[/Quote']

 

He/She joined in WTF?

 

Believe it or not, people actually watched The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

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You: Hi

Stranger: hey!

You: How are you

Stranger: good

Stranger: and you?

You: i just got back from the cinema

Stranger: whad you watch?

You: On my way home I whistled for a cab and when it came near I saw

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

You: I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

Stranger: now this is the story

You: Lol

Stranger: all about how my life got turn right upside down' date='[/Quote']

 

He/She joined in WTF?

 

Believe it or not, people actually watched The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

 

that's unbelievable =o

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Lol i know it was a 16 year old girl...


[spoiler=Game losses]

1.Stranger: ale

You: Asl

Stranger: male

You: U male?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: u?

You: WE JUST LOST THE GAME

 

2.You: Asl

Stranger: horny?

You: ASL ASL ASL

Stranger: 17 m usa

Stranger: you?

You: U JUST LOST THE GAME

 

3.

 

 

horribly unfunny

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[spoiler=Pg-16 or somethin'.]

Stranger: hello sexy

Stranger: funk

Stranger: just jizzed my pants

You: AWESOME

You: :D

You: But one question

Stranger: yes?

You: Do you want to engage......

You: IN A POKEMON BATTLE!!!!!???

Stranger: I choose you, paris hilton!

You: Go Rick Solomon!

Stranger: Paris Hilton uses deep throat

Stranger: its super effective

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

O.o Dun even know.....xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Rusty Shackleford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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