Omegle

[Dark]

Has anyone seen the guy going around saying "Are you from YCM?" and then talking about how Hawaii is so cool?

 

I spy ZenQued on Omegle.

[Mors Secundis]

Lol XenQued well its not hard too meet people off YCm we have almost 100000 more users minuse about 99% who don't ise it...

[Felix]

I was trolled :cry:

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me?

You: Yay I get to talk to a troll

You: On the other hand you could be telling the truth

You: If so yes, I would hug you

Stranger: My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me?

Stranger: My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me?

Stranger: My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me? My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me? My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me? My name is Sherry, I am twelve years old. My daddy beats me sometimes, but the nice people took me away from him. I am here, 2501 N. Sepulveda Blvd., Suite 100

Manhattan Beach, CA, 90266

in the burn unit of the UCLA Pediatric hospital. I am lonely. Will you come hug me?

[Womi]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: what does ASL MEANS GODDAMNIT!

Stranger: no for real

Stranger: what is it?

You: hey

You: Im not a cow

Stranger: hey man

You: Im a horse

Stranger: lol

Stranger: hhaahhahahaa

You: with wings

Stranger: well im not from india

Stranger: ok lol

You: and I am a cow

Stranger: ok i may eat you then

You: No

Stranger: im hungry

You: Im not a cow

You: I'm a horse

You: with wings

Stranger: oh yes you are a dolphin

You: No

Stranger: no

Stranger: wait

Stranger: a sea horse

You: Im a cow

Stranger: yeah....

Stranger: sea horses tastes like sheet

You: Im a horse

You: with wings

Stranger: you are a horse trapped in the body of a cow

You: Im not a cow

You: Im a sea horse

Stranger: like a man trapped in the body of a woman

Stranger: lol

Stranger: nice man

You: But I tate like sheet

Stranger: and you gonna eat michael jackson

You: no, I already did so

Stranger: staples center

You: Im a cow

Stranger: zombies

Stranger: omelett

Stranger: larita

Stranger: pandillerito

Stranger: cow gannish

Stranger: thats so good

Stranger: i want cow

Stranger: with hmmm

You: Im not a sea horse

Stranger: argentinian cuisine

Stranger: yeah

You: I never killed him!

Stranger: sea horses are fokin boring

You: He died from alone!

You: I'm not a horse

Stranger: you killed michael jackson!

You: but a cow

You: with wings

Stranger: hahahahahhahaha

Stranger: hahahahahahaa

You: Dance

Stranger: oh sweet satan come back to the yard

You: Theres nothing else for you to do

You: but dance

Stranger: and eat this cow with me

You: in this

Stranger: hahahhaha

You: good times

Stranger: dance what?

You: I'm not a cow

Stranger: i wanna dance

You: I'm a horse

Stranger: i should be working though

Stranger: hoarse

You: Ima cow with wings

Stranger: ima

Stranger: ?

Stranger: imanuel

You: Im a

Stranger: ipod

Stranger: itrip

Stranger: ifuck

Stranger: i...

Stranger: iCow!

Stranger: :D

You: I'm not a horse

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: you are a cowhoarseseaindianwingshooters that likes meth! :)

Stranger: just like me

Stranger: i want chicken wings from hooters

Stranger: are you that?

Stranger: cow

Stranger: cow

Stranger: cow

Stranger: cow

Stranger: cow

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: concha

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: hello?!

Stranger: cow?

Stranger: indian?

Stranger: horse?

Stranger: nepe

Stranger: concha

Stranger: omelett?

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: youre out of meth

Stranger: :(

Stranger: go eat michael jackson

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Prada]

lrn2troll.

 

Teach meh?

[OMGAKITTY]

lrn2troll.

 

Teach meh?

 

don't let on you're a troll by posting some funking meme as the first thing you say to them -______-

Act like a nice normal 12 year old girl until you get bored, THEN reveal you're a troll. You get bonus points if they think they're helping you with a sexual awakening.

[Dark]

lrn2troll.

 

Teach meh?

 

don't let on you're a troll by posting some f***ing meme as the first thing you say to them -______-

Act like a nice normal 12 year old girl until you get bored' date=' THEN reveal you're a troll. You get bonus points if they think they're helping you with a sexual awakening.

[/quote']

 

I'll try that later on.

 

You: Hello. I am currently in the Puerto Rican hospital for ADD. My nurse told me to make a friend on here. How are you?

Stranger: j00 spek god inglish tech me

 

And then he d/ced. What a moron.

[Prada]

lrn2troll.

 

Teach meh?

 

don't let on you're a troll by posting some f***ing meme as the first thing you say to them -______- I hasn't done that. =D

Act like a nice normal 12 year old girl until you get bored' date=' THEN reveal you're a troll. You get bonus points if they think they're helping you with a sexual awakening. [b']I'mma go for it.[/b]

[Felix]

Everybody wants to talk to a girl, why don't they just go outside and do it:? I can't be botherd pretending to be female, too much work.

[Dark]

[spoiler=PG-13 Content]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: asl?

You: 13 / Female

You: I don't feel comfortable giving my location.

Stranger: 15 male

 

Stranger: okay

You: So, how are you?

You: ^_^

Stranger: fine thanks

Stranger: u?

You: I'm kinda sad.

You: My boyfriend just broke up with me.

Stranger: ;(

You: I know. =(

You: Are you dating anyone... currently?

 

Stranger: nope

You: That's cool. ^_^

You: So where do you live? I'll be broad, and say I live in NYC.

Stranger: finland

You: Woah, that is far away. =D

Stranger: yeah :Å

Stranger: :P*

You: So... wanna have some cyber sex?

 

You: My friends told me about it.

You: It seems really fun. =\

You: But I can understand if you don't want to.

Stranger: hmm, sure

You: Cool.

You: You can start. My friends told me the boys start.

Stranger: i suck at starting

You: But I'm new to this. Can you show me how to start?

 

You: *enters hotel room*

You: Like that?

 

Stranger: sure ;)

You: Your turn. =D

Stranger: starts to kiss you softly

You: *runs into bathroom*

You: *comes out in bra and panties*

You: *pink-colored, obviously*

Stranger: kiss your neck and take of your bra

You: *snuggles into the bed*

Stranger: follows into the bed, and continues kissing while other hand slips down in panties

You: I am actually an undercover 18 year old boy.

You: You got troll'd!

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

To all you morons: asl means age, sex and location.

[OMGAKITTY]

@Dark: lol, should have told him you were a cop.

[Dark]

Read my mind. I was gonna troll someone just like that, but change the ending to a cop. I'll be back in approx. 15 minutes. Or however trolls are going to take.

[Womi]

[spoiler=HARDCORE!]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi there

Stranger: old friend

Stranger: helllo

You: cows and horse?

Stranger: horse and cows

Stranger: now,

Stranger: stranger

Stranger: [it feels wrong calling you stranger]

Stranger: we are connected

You: you spelled hello wrong

Stranger: with a soul tube

Stranger: we must become friends

You: Do you want pizza?

Stranger: what kind

You: Mankind!

Stranger: degutons

You: yes

Stranger: although oddly compelling

You: nobody is perfect

Stranger: one reads of those who only learn later that they have consumed human flesh

Stranger: sometimes i envy these people

You: Sweeney Todd or something?

Stranger: no in like

Stranger: crazy little countries in africa

You: Nuts or mentally broken....I'm not sure yet

Stranger: dont know

Stranger: you debate my sanity ?#

You: Fish will gain world domination was your next sentence, right?

Stranger: no i didnt realy have a sentence ready

You: bad thing

You: and I thought youre clever

You: Lets debate about.......something

Stranger: how do you know i am not robbing all of these odd little quirks from various sources spread across the internet

You: you spelled "really" wrong

Stranger: really

You: thats correct

You: shall we sing a song?

Stranger: no lets bedate

Stranger: debate

Stranger: he

Stranger: h

You: OMG!

You: YOURE THIS HACKER GUY!

Stranger: i like it

Stranger: im this hacker guy

You: What music am I listening to at the moment?

Stranger: edgard varese

You: Thats right!

You: O.O

Stranger: oh my god

Stranger: so unlikely : a million to one

You: unfortunately, it was wrong

Stranger: what music am i listening to at the moment

Stranger: aw man =[

You: Youre listening to....

You: a hardcore porn you stole from your horny father's documents xP

Stranger: incorrectement

Stranger: ALTHOUGH

You: I had at least a try...

Stranger: you reminded me of an improtant fact-finding mission i was planning to undertake

Stranger: thank you kind sir

You: O RLY?

You: Time to dance?

Stranger: thats right

You: I just found this cookie

You: will you swallow it?

Stranger: i cant reach from here

Stranger: i am geographically limited

You: You remember me of Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..

Stranger: you are johnny depp's elf double ?

You: no

Stranger: oh

Stranger: then what

You: A LITTLE FAAAAAAT COW!

Stranger: thats no good

You: no problem

Stranger: cows and horse ?

You: Yes

You: indeed

You: Wanna have a drink?

Stranger: again

Stranger: georgaoogsyc

Stranger: geographically

You: georgaoogsyc...

You: interesting

Stranger: what does it mean

Stranger: everything has meaning

You: You ask me?

You: ask my fat cat

Stranger: if nothing else, jung taught us that

You: alias your mom

Stranger: you are as qualified to answer as anyone else

You: nobody like chicken with potatoes!

You: likes

You: chicken

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: uh

Stranger: with

You: Do u like chicken with potato?

You: I'm sure youre male, right?

Stranger: would you like a photograph of me

You: no

Stranger: correctement

Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

You: not interested

Stranger: it is not realy a picture of me

Stranger: i lied to you

You: Have you ever seen a fat cow lying on the street?

Stranger: dead ones

Stranger: hundreds

Stranger: they blocked the motorway

You: Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

You: heresthe link

Stranger: to what

You: Whats your favourite food, Oskari?

Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/223720/Puoskari+Oskari.jpg

Stranger: somewhat superfluous

Stranger: oh my

Stranger: interestin

Stranger: as

Stranger: my real name

Stranger: is actually oscar

You: no

Stranger: and that is not a photograph of me

Stranger: but a

You: Oskari

Stranger: yes sir

Stranger: my favourite food

Stranger: would have to be

You: but a?

Stranger: chicken with potatos

You: funny...

You: rlly

You: xD

Stranger: no

Stranger: once more i lie

You: Twelve eggs by one hunt? AMAZING!

Stranger: that is incredible

Stranger: twelve in one ?

You: I'll disconnect now, OK?

Stranger: no

Stranger: we are reaching

Stranger: symbiosis

You: Go crying, bumlicker xP

Stranger: ok

You: Youre kinda nuts

You: But I'm not much better

You: Countdown to disconnection:

Stranger: you are much much worse

You: 5

You: 4

Stranger: oh mo

You: 3

Stranger: ho ho

Stranger: no oh

You: 2

You: 1

Stranger: slow mo

Stranger: bro

Stranger: fo

Stranger: sho

You: THE COUNTDOWN STARTS!

You: 10

You: 9

Stranger: go

Stranger: g

Stranger: o

Stranger: go

You: 8

You: 7

You: 6

Stranger: big toe small toe

You: 5

You: 4

Stranger: how low can you go

You: 3

You: 2

You: 1

You: 0

Stranger: joe goad

Stranger: is

Stranger: slow

You: Bye you bastard!

 

[Dark]

[spoiler=Failed Attempt]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: ARE U JESUS?

You: Yes.

You: funk off.

You: I need some sex.

Stranger: WELL THEN UR SICK

You: Thank you?

You: I have the flu.

You: Sorry about that.

You: Everytime I sneeze, a puppy dies.

Stranger: AWESOME WELL WHEN DO U NEED SEX SO BAD?

You: Ah-choo!

You: I need it now.

Stranger: UR MEANT TO BE JESUS

You: So I don't die of lack of sex.

You: There is a disease for lack of sex.

You: It is called virginity.

You: And that is not what Jesus is about.

Stranger: WELL THATS FE I TAKE IT UR A DUDE

You: Actually, Jesus has no gender.

You: I can have sex with guys and girls.

You: Gays and straights... and lesbians.

Stranger: no jesus did have a gender u turd face

You: Wow, just got out of school in Texas?

You: You speak great English.

You: Lemme talk in your language.

Stranger: i am english

You: BDURRRRR.

You: FLOOPSHOOP.

You: TEXAS!

You: Understand?

Stranger: no cause i don

Stranger: t

Stranger: come from america

You: So you are illegal?

You: Cool.

You: I am an undercover cop. And I have traced your IP address.

You have disconnected.

 

 

[Womi]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Haii ;D

You: hi

You: ;D

You: I know where you live! =D

Stranger: -gasp Rlly ?

You: STFU! xD lololololololol

Stranger: o_o

You: I once tried to find a way to Eldorado!

Stranger: Wtf?

Stranger: is that ?

You: WTF?

You: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[Dark]

[spoiler=Another]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: VASSSAP!? I'M BRUNO!

You: Really?

Stranger: Hahah what's up?

You: Nothing. My boyfriend broke up with me today. D=

Stranger: Aww...

Stranger: Are you a girl?

You: Yeah. =\

Stranger: I'm sorry sweetheart.

You: 13 years old, and proud of it. =D

Stranger: Good, good.

You: You seem really nice.

Stranger: Thanks? hahah...

You: So, where do you live?

You: I'm a New Yorker. =D

Stranger: I live in MA.

You: Maine?

 

Stranger: Massachusetts.

You: Oh, that's cool.

You: So I take it you are a guy?

You: =D

Stranger: Yeah. Haha.

You: How old might you be?

 

Stranger: 14... just turned... 5 days ago?

Stranger: yeah, 5 days ago.

You: Happy late birthday!

You: =D

Stranger: Thanks!

Stranger: What's my present?

You: Uhh... I dunno. =\

You: I didn't plan for this!

Stranger: lol, it's fine.

You: *surprise cake*

Stranger: *suprise... blowjob*?

Stranger: lol jk jk

Stranger: Unless... you wanna

You: Nah, I'm good.

You: But.

You: I was wondering if we could have some cyber sex.

You: My friends said it was fun.

You: I understand if you don't want to.

Stranger: You're a guy, unless you send me tits.

You: Like, pictures?

You: Sorry, I don't do porn. =(

Stranger: If you send me substantial boobage I'm down.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: It's okay.

Stranger: Just show me tits.

Stranger: jk!

You: So, up for some cyber sex?

Stranger: ... sure.

You: I understand if you don

You: t want to.

Stranger: You go first.

You: Uhh... okay. =D

You: *walks into bedroom*

Stranger: Okay..

You: Like that?

You: I am new to this.

Stranger: so what are you gunna do to me?

You: I'm not really sure...

Stranger: I'm 5'4 and Chinese.

You: Like I said, I am new to this.

Stranger: My name is Sam.

Stranger: Well.. if I took my pants off?

Stranger: Would you...

Stranger: you know

You: I guess?

You: What am I supposed to do?

 

Stranger: Well... you can put it in your mouth.

You: Put your pants in my mouth?!?!

Stranger: My penis.

You: Oh, one sec.

You: *runs into bathroom

You: *comes out with pink bra and panties on*

You: *kneels down*

You: Ready!

Stranger: GO!

You: You aren't ready yet.

You: You have to have an erection.

Stranger: www.facebook.com

Stranger: add me on facebook

Stranger: okay well, i'll rub my weiner on your face

You: I don't have a facebook.

Stranger: and then I will

You: K.

You: I am an undercover cop and I have traced your IP address.

You: You have been trolled.

You have disconnected.

 

 

[Felix]

I find trolling unecerssary. Here's a conversation with what seemed to have been a chick from israel. Still could've been a troll but it didn't seem like it.

 

[spoiler=some sh!t]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Hi

You: How's life

Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! lol

You: So... asl?

You: I broke the rule =0

Stranger: oh noo

You: If we do it to many times we might break the internetz.

Stranger: asl asl asl asl

You: Four times?

You: Your crazy?

You: DX

Stranger: hahaha

You: So who'm I talkin' to?

Stranger: im sharon and you?

You: Troll or genuin female.

You: I'm 17 male and from UK

Stranger: im a f

You: srsly

Stranger: whats your name?

You: Meh, probably shouldn't divulge.

You: I can't spell divulge though:0

Stranger: whyyou wont divulge?

You: *shrugs shoulders*

You: Internetz works like that I guess.

You: Let's go with Felix.

Stranger: but i told you my name -.-

You: I'm still highly doubting you aren't a troll.

You: Females have better things to do than talk to strangers

Stranger: im not!

You: I'm just waisting time and trolling whenever the fealing takes me.

Stranger: haha i am just bored

You: If you must know it's Glenn.

You: I hate it anyway.

Stranger: ok ^^ hi glenn

Stranger: why is that?

You: Don't know really I just don't.

You: The 2nd "n" seems unecerssary.

Stranger: i think it nice

Stranger: haha

You: Seriously it pisses me off when people miss it out.

You: Sometimes it happens on fairly important documents

You: Even on exam papers.

You: Jebus. that's takin' a while to write:?

Stranger: my second name is like a male name and sharon can be last name too so sometime people see it and think im a guy

You: Sharon as a last name?

Stranger: yeah

You: Name one person with Sharon as a last name:/

Stranger: ariel sharon

You: Who the flippy f'cks that:?

Stranger: im from israel as you can see

Stranger: google him

You: It's a guy's name:?

Stranger: yes

You: The only other person with Ariel as a name was a mermaid:?

Stranger: haha its a commen name here actually

You: Were's here?

Stranger: israel

You: Oh

You: Hmm, wouldn't have expected that,

Stranger: but i told you before

You: Really:?

You: I should learn to read better.

You: Well you're english is pretty good.

Stranger: yay thanks

You: Where do you learn it from?

You: Is it like from school or do you just pick it up really early on?

Stranger: well i learned english at school but i think it mostly from tv

You: Cool, I'd love to learn a second language but I'm too lazy.

Stranger: haha so english i your first language cool

You: Yeah english.

You: Thing is there's not really much need for us to learn a different language

Stranger: aha

You: Seeing as how so many other countries have English as a second language.

You: So how old are you?

Stranger: im 18

You: Cool.

You: Can you drive yet?

You: For that matter what's the age liit for driving in israel?

Stranger: yes for almost a year now

Stranger: 17

You: Same as the UK then.

You: It's another case of me being too lazy to try it out.

Stranger: oh you from uk i would like to visit london <3

Stranger: haha thats great you should drive

You: Meh

You: There aren't really any places I can go.

You: The only place I need to go to is college

You: And I don't really want to go there

You: So not really much point in a car.

You: Well, it's getting pretty late.

You: Nice talking to you Sharon^^

Stranger: yeah you are going to sleep?

Stranger: good night glenn

You: Maybe not sleep but at least get off the computer, bye.

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

*shock* Felix is a nice person, what a surprise =0

 

@Dark: lol, sweet. I'm now tempted.

[Guest KAJN]

Some gay jabroni in here gave my email to some people who appear to want to have "Cyber Sex" >_> btw, that email is so old. So go funk yourself whoever you are.

[Felix]

frlf was handing out Yuyoko's so go from there:/

[Willieh]

[spoiler=Another]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: VASSSAP!? I'M BRUNO!

You: Really?

Stranger: Hahah what's up?

You: Nothing. My boyfriend broke up with me today. D=

Stranger: Aww...

Stranger: Are you a girl?

You: Yeah. =\

Stranger: I'm sorry sweetheart.

You: 13 years old' date=' and proud of it. =D

Stranger: Good, good.

You: You seem really nice.

Stranger: Thanks? hahah...

You: So, where do you live?

You: I'm a New Yorker. =D

Stranger: I live in MA.

You: Maine?

 

Stranger: Massachusetts.

You: Oh, that's cool.

You: So I take it you are a guy?

You: =D

Stranger: Yeah. Haha.

You: How old might you be?

 

Stranger: 14... just turned... 5 days ago?

Stranger: yeah, 5 days ago.

You: Happy late birthday!

You: =D

Stranger: Thanks!

Stranger: What's my present?

You: Uhh... I dunno. =\

You: I didn't plan for this!

Stranger: lol, it's fine.

You: *surprise cake*

Stranger: *suprise... blowjob*?

Stranger: lol jk jk

Stranger: Unless... you wanna

You: Nah, I'm good.

You: But.

You: I was wondering if we could have some cyber sex.

You: My friends said it was fun.

You: I understand if you don't want to.

Stranger: You're a guy, unless you send me tits.

You: Like, pictures?

You: Sorry, I don't do porn. =(

Stranger: If you send me substantial boobage I'm down.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: It's okay.

Stranger: Just show me tits.

Stranger: jk!

You: So, up for some cyber sex?

Stranger: ... sure.

You: I understand if you don

You: t want to.

Stranger: You go first.

You: Uhh... okay. =D

You: *walks into bedroom*

Stranger: Okay..

You: Like that?

You: I am new to this.

Stranger: so what are you gunna do to me?

You: I'm not really sure...

Stranger: I'm 5'4 and Chinese.

You: Like I said, I am new to this.

Stranger: My name is Sam.

Stranger: Well.. if I took my pants off?

Stranger: Would you...

Stranger: you know

You: I guess?

You: What am I supposed to do?

 

Stranger: Well... you can put it in your mouth.

You: Put your pants in my mouth?!?!

Stranger: My penis.

You: Oh, one sec.

You: *runs into bathroom

You: *comes out with pink bra and panties on*

You: *kneels down*

You: Ready!

Stranger: GO!

You: You aren't ready yet.

You: You have to have an erection.

Stranger: www.facebook.com

Stranger: add me on facebook

Stranger: okay well, i'll rub my weiner on your face

You: I don't have a facebook.

Stranger: and then I will

You: K.

You: I am an undercover cop and I have traced your IP address.

You: You have been trolled.

You have disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

If he was Fourteen you could report him for offering sex to someone who claimed to be months younger than him and also claimed to be willing.

 

Who in their right mind would get scared?

[OMGAKITTY]

[spoiler=lol predators]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u romeo or juliet

You: uh

You: i guess im juliet, lol

You: r u my romeo ;)

Stranger: naughty or nice

Stranger: yes

Stranger: im ur romeo

You: well then we should....

You: do it, right?

Stranger: yup

You: how old r u?

Stranger: but do what

Stranger: 19 u

You: i just turned 14

You: my romeo is so old!!

You: lol

Stranger: dont worry

Stranger: u love sex???

You: ive never done it b4

You: but my friend told abt this thing called cybersex

You: nd i kinda want to try it...

You: will u do it w/ me??

Stranger: yup

Stranger: can i see ur pic

You: my dad wont let me put up pics, sez theres dangerous ppl on the internet :(

Stranger: it becomes more easy then

You: can i c urs?

Stranger: if u show urs

You: ok, hang on

You: if i get caught, im in big trouble lol

You: so u better b hot

Stranger: okkk

You: ok, here it is

You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/me/TrendyTarax3/me.jpg?o=40

Stranger: wait

You: wat?

Stranger: cute u

You: thanx *blush*

You: cn i c urs now?

Stranger: wait

Stranger: flickr.com/photos/99564858@N00/555276196/

You: lol, ur hot

Stranger: thnx

Stranger: can i see some naughty pics of urs

You: i dont have n e

You: :(

Stranger: k

Stranger: do u masturbate

You: sometimes....

You: my mom says its rong, but it feels rly good

You: my best friend sarah showd me how

Stranger: what do u think while masturbating

You: i think of cute boys putting there....things into me

You: it makes me feel rly tingly inside

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: have u ever watched porn

You: yea once

You: sarah showd it 2 me

You: 2 help me lrn how 2 masturbate

You: i felt rly tingly then 2

You: and sarah put her fingers in me

You: it felt rly good

Stranger: r u lesbian

You: no

Stranger: k

Stranger: then why did sarah put her fingers inside urs pussey

You: 2 show me how to do it by myself

Stranger: ok

Stranger: any questions from ur side before we cyber

You: how big is ur thing?

Stranger: 7.5 inches

You: wow O_O

You: that wuld hurt

Stranger: no

Stranger: ull love it

You: ok, if u say so...

You: do we start now?

Stranger: where do u want it to be

Stranger: in bedroom

Stranger: ladies bathroom

Stranger: poolside

Stranger: beach etc

You: the beach sound nice

Stranger: k

Stranger: lets start

You: ok

Stranger: i coming out of bath

Stranger: and u lying taking sun

Stranger: hi gal u alone

You: uh yea i am

You: *looks between ur legs*

You: *blush*

Stranger: poor u

Stranger: nice legs

You: thanx

You: u look very good 2

Stranger: mine look more good

Stranger: wanaa see it

You: *blush* ...yes...

Stranger: start kissing u

You: kiss back

You: run my hands over ur body

Stranger: removes ur bikini

Stranger: and start pressing ur boobs

You: aah

You: that feels rly good

Stranger: start licking ur nipples

You: mmmmm!!

Stranger: *feel every part as real*

You: plz put ur penis in me!

Stranger: they have gotten hard

Stranger: suck my cock

You: mmm! it wont fit all the way in my mouth!

Stranger: it will

Stranger: ahhh

Stranger: u jabroni

You: This is Officer O'Rielly, you sick sonofajabroni, and I just traced your IP address. You're under arrest for soliciting sex from a minor. I hope you enjoy your new life in jail you sick bastard.

You have disconnected.

---

[spoiler=Another]

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: Haii. ^_^

Stranger: VASSSAP!? I'M BRUNO!

You: Really?

Stranger: Hahah what's up?

You: Nothing. My boyfriend broke up with me today. D=

Stranger: Aww...

Stranger: Are you a girl?

You: Yeah. =\

Stranger: I'm sorry sweetheart.

You: 13 years old' date=' and proud of it. =D

Stranger: Good, good.

You: You seem really nice.

Stranger: Thanks? hahah...

You: So, where do you live?

You: I'm a New Yorker. =D

Stranger: I live in MA.

You: Maine?

 

Stranger: Massachusetts.

You: Oh, that's cool.

You: So I take it you are a guy?

You: =D

Stranger: Yeah. Haha.

You: How old might you be?

 

Stranger: 14... just turned... 5 days ago?

Stranger: yeah, 5 days ago.

You: Happy late birthday!

You: =D

Stranger: Thanks!

Stranger: What's my present?

You: Uhh... I dunno. =\

You: I didn't plan for this!

Stranger: lol, it's fine.

You: *surprise cake*

Stranger: *suprise... blowjob*?

Stranger: lol jk jk

Stranger: Unless... you wanna

You: Nah, I'm good.

You: But.

You: I was wondering if we could have some cyber sex.

You: My friends said it was fun.

You: I understand if you don't want to.

Stranger: You're a guy, unless you send me tits.

You: Like, pictures?

You: Sorry, I don't do porn. =(

Stranger: If you send me substantial boobage I'm down.

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: It's okay.

Stranger: Just show me tits.

Stranger: jk!

You: So, up for some cyber sex?

Stranger: ... sure.

You: I understand if you don

You: t want to.

Stranger: You go first.

You: Uhh... okay. =D

You: *walks into bedroom*

Stranger: Okay..

You: Like that?

You: I am new to this.

Stranger: so what are you gunna do to me?

You: I'm not really sure...

Stranger: I'm 5'4 and Chinese.

You: Like I said, I am new to this.

Stranger: My name is Sam.

Stranger: Well.. if I took my pants off?

Stranger: Would you...

Stranger: you know

You: I guess?

You: What am I supposed to do?

 

Stranger: Well... you can put it in your mouth.

You: Put your pants in my mouth?!?!

Stranger: My penis.

You: Oh, one sec.

You: *runs into bathroom

You: *comes out with pink bra and panties on*

You: *kneels down*

You: Ready!

Stranger: GO!

You: You aren't ready yet.

You: You have to have an erection.

Stranger: www.facebook.com

Stranger: add me on facebook

Stranger: okay well, i'll rub my weiner on your face

You: I don't have a facebook.

Stranger: and then I will

You: K.

You: I am an undercover cop and I have traced your IP address.

You: You have been trolled.

You have disconnected.

 

 

[/quote']

 

If he was Fourteen you could report him for offering sex to someone who claimed to be months younger than him and also claimed to be willing.

 

Who in their right mind would get scared?

 

14 year olds don't know sex laws. He'd believe it.

[Juuzou]

OMGAKITTY won the internets million times over

[Felix]

OMAGAKITTY, you're an evil genius^^

[Dark]

That... was epicer than mine. O_O

 

I need to re-win the intranetz.

[Juuzou]

That... was epicer than mine. O_O

 

I need to re-win the intranetz.

 

you are going to work your ash off