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In a little Image Shack, next to the house of the icy hunter Haris, there exysted two wolves. Father Wolf and Xirno Wolf. Once, at night, when the Opalmoon was shining and the Dealer, Umbra was his name, sold his frunky drugs, Darth Brow knocked at the Shack's door while the rain was falling. He asked:"Excuse my careless whisper, but I need a rod." So, Father Wolf, who was eating a falling pizza, just answered "Frlf" because he had a full mouth, and gave Darth Brow a rod. "Thanks",Darth Brow said,"I'm an advanced Raver and Fighter, so I dont have money and I dont own a PS3 with Asassin's Creed, but I can give you this dark glassberry." But he soon demented this idea.

"No, I dont have feelings",Darth said then, "I'm a robot, just death metal and Yuyuko Saigyouji is twisted.". In this moment, Pikachu's red static-shockwave hit him. Then, the Saturnpaladin stood there, took off his Crab Helmet and made this face:"-.-". He yelled: "Pikachu, come back". Then he just picked a blood rose said "Hallelujah" to Haptism and helped Roxas to find the card of aluminium, the alucard.

Xirno Wolf then said: "The Saturnpaladin is a star and this chaotic angel Azmodius always annoys him."

And Father Wolf said: "The air Cyber Alt breathes is the Cyber Alt air!"

Xirno Wolf couldnt find the sense in this statement and just said:

"My favourite Digimon is @ngelmon, ey! Thats why I'm going to bed now:" Then he saw a little cat sitting on his pillow and he screamed:

"OH MY GOD A KITTY! It's name is flame!"

And finally Father Wolf said:"Save your fake apology and pray to god YCMaker."

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And Lucifer pawned them all. For example: two years ago, Lucifer had a gun battle with Zero (Devil's Destroyer). Zero shot once, Zero shot twice, but he never hit Lucifer. Then he aimed with his gun, which was made by a old master of Nazello-Arts called "Flex", and Lucifer yelled "Feel the force Flex formed!" and shot Zero in the head. After that, Lucifer returned to his home town, Las Vegas. He wanted to speak to the Corporal at Las Vegas, because he made a bet with David, that Lucifer would never kill Zero. So Lucifer asked the Corporal: "What did David bet?" And the Corporal answered:"David bet an court. Wait it is "a court", Willieh told me.". That was the story about Lucifer winning a court by killing Zero.

 

~FIN

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thx' date=' I'll take these as compliments! =P

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half compliment, half this makes less sense than FLCL

 

okay, whats FLCL?

I had to reread it a few times' date=' got lost and had to go back for more bread crumbs.

 

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freakin smiley-combination!

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thx' date=' I'll take these as compliments! =P

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half compliment, half this makes less sense than FLCL

 

okay, whats FLCL?

I had to reread it a few times' date=' got lost and had to go back for more bread crumbs.

 

(:<3=

walrus approves.

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freakin smiley-combination!

 

Furi Kuri/Fooly Kooly (or something like that). Its an anime that has a robot that comes out of foreheads. youtube it sometime.

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I had to reread it a few times' date=' got lost and had to go back for more bread crumbs.

 

(:<3=

walrus approves.

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freakin smiley-combination!

when I get bored enough i tend to type randomly.....happen to make that one day

 

every time i see it i always turn my head a bit....idky.

 

anywhoo; great story....but needed more -_-

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yeah' date=' youve been one of the first I thought of. It just matched so good.

But MY favourite integration is that with Darth Brow wo needed a rod.

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i liked OH MY GOD A KITTY! sorry, i just saw a kitty cat. back to what i was saying. my favorite part was the "flrf" part

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