Kill the user above you

[Ralneox]

I throw cat food at you. The scent attracts felines from all over the world! Just before they get to you, I hit you over the head with the empty can! You die a lame death.

 

A cordless phone

[dragonquites]

i cut your phone connection and you die because of grief

 

a plastic cup of water

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

While I have you drink it, I play the game choker (a game that someone drinks while someone else tries to make them laugh) with you, but you choke too much and die.

 

A seven foot tall soccer ball my friend told me was in Halo.

[Christian Exodia]

I do a Super Kick after growing GIANT & run you over, squishing you & killing you.

 

 

ONE ORANGE(Get Creative)

[121092]

You try to grab the ball by jumping into the television and get electrocuted.

 

 

an electron.

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You try to grab the ball by jumping into the television and get electrocuted.

 

 

an electron.

Oh, sorry we must've type it at the same time, that one was for shadow floor.

 

I throw the orange at the windshield of a plane and it crashes into you.

 

an electron.

[Christian Exodia]

Charges it up into an Atom, shields self, & splits it.

 

Coca-cola

[T3RA PROWL3R]

Buys it for you, then forcing you to give it to somebody else. Their friend goes into a mad rage about not getting a Coca-Cola, kills you in your sleep.

 

 

YCM.

[Lonk]

YCM shoots you from your computer screen because it is tired of your trolling

 

pingas

[Christian Exodia]

I will not speak of it, too out of my league. *Shudders*

 

Absolute Zero(Not telling what I mean)

[T3RA PROWL3R]

You freeze to death.

 

Porn

[Christian Exodia]

Another Too Much to bear. *Shudders x2*

 

A vending machine.

[Mysterium Tremendum]

I place you inside and nobody buys you, so you waste away to nothing

 

 

A poem

[The White Wolf]

stuff paper down throat

a chocolate bar

[Christian Exodia]

Stuff Chocolate Bar down your Windpipe.

 

A Pin

[The White Wolf]

open heart surgery!

 

a TV

[.:Blu:.]

I slam the TV into your skull causing insta-death

 

a feathered pillow

[The White Wolf]

you're allergic to feathers and I stuff the pillow down your throat

 

my bunk bed

[.:Blu:.]

I rip open the matress revealing the springs, then I put you in it, then I put the other bed on you, and have a 756 lbs. man sleep on it!!!!

 

A Harry Potter book (any)

[The White Wolf]

it's your favorite book and I set it on fire

 

a door

[.:Blu:.]

I put you in front of the door and you wait for 10 seconds, then I run my car through the door.

 

A "I'm With Stupid" T-Shirt

[The White Wolf]

point the arrow at you

 

a wall

[.:Blu:.]

I place you in front of the wall and have you wait for 10 seconds, then I ram my boat into you into the wall, don't ask how I got that on land -_-

 

a tulip

[The White Wolf]

run over your favorite tulip garden with my car...... GET NEW FLOWERS MAN

 

a grain of sand (only one!!! How ya gonna kill me with that?)

[.:Blu:.]

I tape the grain of sand to my fist and beat your face in until it caves in!!!!

 

Yu-Gi-Oh season 4 dvds

[The White Wolf]

I stuff them down your your throat

 

my finger