Kill the user above you

[Yang Xiao-Long]

I download jibberish onto a CD and force you to listen to it. You bleed out of your ears and then you die of boredom.

 

A hairpin.

[Ralneox]

I use the hairpin to unlock the padlock of truth. We find out that the truth is ugly. So ugly infact that you die from it. True story.

 

Lies!

[DARKPLANT RISING]

I say so many lies, your brain explodes.

 

A pic.

[Βyakuya]

The pic has a horrible monster, I show it too you and you die automatically

 

IMAGINATION

[~Red]

That dude off Nightmare on Elm Street kills you.

 

Me

[Yang Xiao-Long]

You killed yourself to death.

 

The number 5

[Ralneox]

I kill you 5 times at the same time with the same 5!

 

Army boots

[Yang Xiao-Long]

I squash you like a "maggot" (military)

 

A leaf.

[Βyakuya]

That leaf was from a science mutation and it turned into a monster and ate you

 

A speck of dust

[Yang Xiao-Long]

You have an allergic reaction to dust and you die.

 

A Game Boy Advance SP

[~Red]

You play to much Pokemon, your eyes burn out and then I shove the Gameboy down your throat.

 

A Pair of pants.

[Baragon]

The pants gain a mind and tighten until your crotch implodes.

 

A toothless beagle.

[Yang Xiao-Long]

It licks you to death.

 

A pencil eraser.

[bakupenguin]

you swallow it and it eventually cause you to stop breathing

 

yugioh cards

[DARKPLANT RISING]

I choke you with multiple pieces, or put it in one of your major blood vessels.

 

A cookie without poison. That CANNOT become poisonoues. *Created to stop stupid ways of solving with foods in forums like this*

[bakupenguin]

you choke on it (evil rite?)

 

kiwi the bird

[Yang Xiao-Long]

You eat it and die of food poisoning.

 

An atom.

[Ralneox]

I split it . . . in your face! *BOOM*

 

Doctor Who

[~Red]

Doctor Who takes you through some Time Gate, and you get stuck in Medieval Times with a group of hungry battle dogs chasing you.

 

My Mum

[六兆年と一夜物語]

I tell her to nag you to death.

 

MAH BOI

[DARKPLANT RISING]

MAH BOI is not an existing object, therefore your post is invalid. Crab Helmet IP Bans you, and you suicide.

 

The "Post Reply" button in "Quick Reply" of YCM-Forum Games.

[Yang Xiao-Long]

This message will kill the above user in 3...2...1...

 

 

A Cheerios box

[Ralneox]

You get up in the morning expecting to have a nice bowl of cheerios. But no cheerios come out of the box. Upset by this, you stick your head in the box and get stuck. A friend comes over and mistakes you for recycling. You are stomp on, put in the recycling bin and put out for garbage truck to collect you the next morning.

 

A definition

[Yang Xiao-Long]

I give you the wrong definition, you go out of control, and you get run over by a car.

 

A PS2 memory card

[necroplayer386]

i shove the memory card in your eye and you bleed to death,

a super soft teddy bear