121092 Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 That person says that they were better off dead and stabs you.a digivice (from digimon) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I use my digivice to become Susanoomon and own you!!! the "l" key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I smash your face into a keyboard when I get frustrated. The "I" key gets lodged into your eye socket and you start freaking out. While flailing, you fall out of a window and land in a shark tank. The blood from your eye starts a feeding frenzy and you are eaten. A button (from a shirt) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I chuck the button at your face, and when you try to dodge you fall down, the button flys down your throught, and you die. Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Its poioned and you eat it... Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 You suddenly realize that your life sucks, and you commit suicide. A tissue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I shove it down your throat and you suffocate The Undertaker (WWE) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I strap a bomb to his chest and he blows up while you watch him from a live match. A pinecone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Turns out you actually picked up a bee's nest that looks like a pine cone and they sting you. You run away only to trip on a real pinecone and the bees sting you to death. A new Video Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 You put a new video game in your old system. The disc tray is worn out, and while the disc is spinning at its maximum rpm, the tray pops open, and the disc flys at you and slits your throat. My ex-girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.WHAM Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 She kills yoiu b/c yur not together anymore... A speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonquites Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 i threaten to make you recite the speech by memory A cloudyour brain blows up because you can't memorize speech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 You get struck by a stray bolt of lightning from the cloud and die A report that you got an F on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 I give you your math test results. F! The horror causes a heart attack. A first Aid Kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robdown2 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 gets out the one thing you dont like from a first aid kit and you have an heart attack brains (i wonder what you can do with that :P :P :) :P :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Easy. I take out yours. Your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 You look at my face and begin asking yourself why you can't be as dashingly handsome as me. You fret about it night and day. You eventually kill yourself because you no longer view yourself as attractive and believe you will never find love. A cute little puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Skies Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 I cut your cute little puppy into square cubes and drop blood with AIDS on it. I feed it to you telling you its steak. I don't tell you, then I send you to the streets to be a prostitute. You infect everyone. I just killed the world. I win. Taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 You take a bite out of what you believe to be a taco. Turns out its moldy dog crap on a urinal cake. Your body doesnt exactly appreciate the "food" and kicks the bucket. A screaming mime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonquites Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 the mime gets made and chokes you with an invisible rope An atom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mysterium Tremendum Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I split it, causing it to unleash enough energy to blow you up. An angry Englishmen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonquites Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 he is angry and stabs underwear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralneox Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I give you an atomic wedgie! Radiation and damage to your loins killz you! The safety dance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I dance so horribly with safety that you die. A beam katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashwee13 Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 I shove it down your throat and you are choked. kill me with.............oh i know CAT FOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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