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The Autobiography of Kuroda Naoki, and other slightly famous people!


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Kuroda Naoki

 

So there I was, being Kuroda Naoki

 

When I saw that Crab Halmet's Autpbiography of Kazuki Takahashi was a pretty successful idea

 

So I said **** YOU I'm KURODA NAOKI

 

And made a complete ripoff, except that it's based on other famous people

 

I love my life

 

Lindsay Lohan

 

So there I was, being Lindsay Lohan

 

When one of my male fans told me that all of his male-friends, and pretty much every other male wanted to go to bed with me

 

So I said **** YOU I'm LINDSAY LOHAN

 

And went lesbian and made everyone of my male fans go emo

 

I love my life

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Uh rightz.

 

Johnny Depp

So there I was, being Johnny Depp

 

When a guy told me that I seem to be such a nice person

 

So I said **** YOU I'm JOHNNY DEPP

 

And became a pirate and made lots of money

 

I love my life

 

Johnny Depp: Chapter 2

So there I was, being Johnny Depp

 

When a girl told me I was so damn sexy as a pirate

 

So I said **** YOU I'm JOHNNY DEPP

 

And became the director of a chocolate factory and made lots of money

 

I love my life

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