OMGAKITTY Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 STDs: Whose got em? Been thinking, and I've decided that, not unlike chain mail, STDs had to have started....somewhere. I believe we got HIV/AIDs from monkeys (realistically, I think blood splatter when Africans killed them, but more humorously, I like to believe there are some monkey lovers out there). But what about all the other fun ones, like gonorrhea, and herpes? This interests me just enough for me to post here, but not enough for me to do actual research. And that's where you come in! Go do it for me. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 D: o teh noez!! I lulz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JishinTheEnigma Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Monkey funkers is what my friend told me... Recent research allows me agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 D: o teh noez!! I lulz! Not spam XD Mods r funneh =P It's sad that STD's exist...but other cases....well...I would beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 D: o teh noez!! I lulz! Not spam XD Mods r funneh =P It's sad that STD's exist...but other cases....well...I would beg to differ. everytime I read your crap, I get AIDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 D: o teh noez!! I lulz! Not spam XD Mods r funneh =P It's sad that STD's exist...but other cases....well...I would beg to differ. everytime I read your crap' date=' I get AIDS[/quote'] That's bound to be a bundle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm almost positive someone in Africa decided to have sexual activity with a monkey, and then with a human. The couple's kids were infected with HIV, and it spread. That seems to be the most reasonable response, but we only know it started in Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 D: o teh noez!! I lulz! Not spam XD Mods r funneh =P It's sad that STD's exist...but other cases....well...I would beg to differ. everytime I read your crap' date=' I get AIDS[/quote'] That's bound to be a bundle. Moar of teh yummee AIDS. Mmmmmmmmm yumz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm almost positive someone in Africa decided to have sexual activity with a monkey' date=' and then with a human. The couple's kids were infected with HIV, and it spread. That seems to be the most reasonable response, but we only know it started in Africa.[/quote'] See a movie titled: And the Band Played On (1993) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm almost positive someone in Africa decided to have sexual activity with a monkey' date=' and then with a human. The couple's kids were infected with HIV, and it spread. That seems to be the most reasonable response, but we only know it started in Africa.[/quote'] I know AIDS started with teh monkeys black people monkeys, I want to know about all the other ones :< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 gonorrhea came from sharks.Herpes came from Sperm Whales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I think I got an STD/ STI. Been feeling weird lately. ENOUGH INFO! Yeah so, apparently it came from when people would kill and eat monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm almost positive someone in Africa decided to have sexual activity with a monkey' date=' and then with a human. The couple's kids were infected with HIV, and it spread. That seems to be the most reasonable response, but we only know it started in Africa.[/quote'] that's a very interesting response, and i agree with it. It actually makes sence. Maybe some one was bored and decided to get creative <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 o great goin you funking monkeys u screwed us all lolz jk :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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