PrometheusMFD Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm going to quote this Holy crap I just quoted Realen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Lonewolf Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sex is like math. Add the bed' date=' subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 "Cant a man spend one minute with his stuffed monkey? One minute?" - Chief Wiggum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Life is like a box of chocolates. It surrounds so much that looks so delicious' date=' but it is nothing more than a hollow, cardboard shell for mere candy that is consumed in an instant and forgotten thereafter. On the other hand, some chocolates have [s']caramel[/s] sweet cream filling. Yum. Actually, chocolate makes people happy. So it's not forgotten. AND, I fixed your quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 If life gives you lemons' date=' you'd be annoyed it didn't give you money and sex; the only things humans live for.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Creed is wise[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Sigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowwolf17 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 QUOTE!I quote........ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Thank you[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 life is like a box of chocolates. Hope u pick the best one and that it isn't crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 When I get laid' date=' you'll be the first person I tell.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 The word "laid" is annoying me as much as "epin."[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm more awesome than Clariex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 lol i just fail[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I lol[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Normal is simply a Cycle on a Washing Machine[/Quote] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 I'm going to trade you for a cigarette. But not before violating you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted July 17, 2009 Report Share Posted July 17, 2009 Try not to feel "On top of the World".Someone always comes to push you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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