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Dont know if this should be in general...

 

Anyways,

http://www.joel.net/EBONICS/translator.asp

 

What i typed in:

Hello good man. I would like too engage in an intellectual convorsation that delves into daily and reocurring thoughts that i consider pricless.

 

What came out:

Hello pimp-tight nig. I Wants too engage in an intellectual convorsation dat delves into daily an' reocurring thoughts dat ah consider pricless. be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'

 

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Post what you typed in, and what came out.

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She sells seashells by the seashore

She sells seashells by da seashore brace yourself foo'!

 

Pleasse drop the gun

please drop da gat with muh beeotch

 

the aelsthla are ascending

da aelsthla iz ascending sho 'nuff!

 

My plan for world domination is nearly complete

My plan fo' world domination iz nearly complete brace yourself foo'!

 

heh, it is quite funny.

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Dischord.

 

Dischord

you know das right!

 

I don't believe that's correct.

 

I don' believe dat'scorrect. Ya' dig?

 

No, I don't dig.

 

No, I don' dig. all ye damn hood ratz.

 

The hell's a hood rat?

 

The hell'suh hood rat? an dat boil on mah ass.

 

I'd bet it does.

 

I'd bet it do Jus' like Orenthawl James.

 

May I ask who this "Orentahawl James" is?

 

May I ax who dis here "Orentahawl James" iz? Don't make me come ovah there bitch...

 

Yeah? Maybe I want to make you come over there buddy.

 

Yeah? Maybe I wants ta make ya come over dere buddy. brace yourself foo'!

 

Consider myself braced.

 

Consider myself braced.

peep this shit

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Hello, sir. I believe you are sitting in my bar stool, currently. I would like to ask if you could politely move, so we have no problems.

 

Hello, sir. I believe ya iz sitting in muh ma fuckin bar stool, currently. I Wants ta ax if ya could politely move, so we's gots nahh problems. Don't make me come ovah there jabroni...

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Hello, my good sir. May I interest you in some afternoon tea?

Yes, my good man.

Tahtah, old chap.

 

Hello, muh ma fuckin pimp-tight sir. May I interest ya in some afternoon tea?

Yes, muh ma fuckin pimp-tight nig.

Tahtah, ho-sellin' a*shole. don't make me shank ya!

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Naruto is cool

Naruto iz tight Jus' like Orenthawl James

 

I watch anime

I watch anime peep this sheet

 

This card suck and there is OCG errors

This card wack an' dere iz OCG errors Ya' dig?

 

The darkness has come to this forum

The darkness has come ta dis here forum what 'chew thinking man?

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Hey how would you like to move that crappy vehicle? That's my spot

Hey how would ya like ta move dat crappy '64? That'smuh ma fuckin spot all ye damn hood ratz..

 

Crunk for shizzle

Crunk fo' shizzle otay buh-weet

lolwut?

 

Hooray for the bugger who posted this

Hooray fo' da bugger who posted dis here and sheet.

 

Everybody in here, give me a hug

Everybody in here, give me uh hug sho 'nuff!

 

Hello friend, mind driving me to McDonald?

Hello jabroni, mind rollin' me ta McDonald? don't make me shank ya!

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