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Drunk 2 1/2 yr. old (not kidding) LOCK Please so its just for show and not to talk about but it is real.


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okay, I was at my grand parents house for my moms bday party. even though my moms b-day was 7/16. okay we were about to get ready for opening presents and my little cousin was thirsty. his mom(my aunt) went and gave him hishalf full sippy cup. he took a sip and dropped it. we were wondering what was wrong.

my aunt asks what was with the apple juice.

my grandma says "there is no apple juice."

my aunt says "then what was in that jar?"

grandma says "beer from the party last week. why? dont tell me you gave him it."

aunt "how was I supposed to know it was beer?"

(everyone starts laughing)

my uncle says "so thats why he's been walking in circles. atleast we know he doesnt like beer."

(everyone laughs)

here is the picture of my cuz after he said that(I did a little editing):

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/wolvespackclub/theprinceofdeathspics/camera%20pics/SANY0122-2.jpg

 

then after the presents were opened here is a pic of him in an old peddal toy and another one of my aunts about to push him. as you can see I edited in something too.

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/wolvespackclub/theprinceofdeathspics/camera%20pics/SANY0123-2.jpg

after I took the picture I said "okay so now he is DUI."

(everyone laughs)

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Whose the chick? Not bad.

 

the "chick" in the pic is one of my aunts. not the mom of my cuz though.

 

I'd tap that.

 

thats my aunt your talking about. stop please. shes older than you anyway. 29 is her age. she is a hair stylist. she's out of you league.

 

Says you. You don't know me. Maybe I'm a successful upper-middle class white Christian male. Maybe I'm out of her league.

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Whose the chick? Not bad.

 

the "chick" in the pic is one of my aunts. not the mom of my cuz though.

 

I'd tap that.

 

thats my aunt your talking about. stop please. shes older than you anyway. 29 is her age. she is a hair stylist. she's out of you league.

 

Says you. You don't know me. Maybe I'm a successful upper-middle class white Christian male. Maybe I'm out of her league.

 

And maybe I'm a bear with a laptop and decent English skills that has a part-time job at Kinko's while working slowly for a medical degree.

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Whose the chick? Not bad.

 

the "chick" in the pic is one of my aunts. not the mom of my cuz though.

 

I'd tap that.

 

thats my aunt your talking about. stop please. shes older than you anyway. 29 is her age. she is a hair stylist. she's out of you league.

 

Says you. You don't know me. Maybe I'm a successful upper-middle class white Christian male. Maybe I'm out of her league.

 

And maybe I'm a bear with a laptop and decent English skills that has a part-time job at Kinko's while working slowly for a medical degree.

 

[spoiler=I never underestimate bears]

cyberawareness.jpg

 

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Whose the chick? Not bad.

 

the "chick" in the pic is one of my aunts. not the mom of my cuz though.

 

I'd tap that.

 

thats my aunt your talking about. stop please. shes older than you anyway. 29 is her age. she is a hair stylist. she's out of you league.

 

Says you. You don't know me. Maybe I'm a successful upper-middle class white Christian male. Maybe I'm out of her league.

 

And maybe I'm a bear with a laptop and decent English skills that has a part-time job at Kinko's while working slowly for a medical degree.

 

[spoiler=I never underestimate bears]

cyberawareness.jpg

 

 

I'm not a grizzly bear, I'm a polar bear silly.

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Whose the chick? Not bad.

 

the "chick" in the pic is one of my aunts. not the mom of my cuz though.

 

I'd tap that.

 

You read my mind ;D

 

Although that dog looks pretty hot too.

 

Oh man, I completely missed the dog because the chick was bending over. I would hit that dog. So hard.

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